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#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Carmen Hart
It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today's birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it's not that hard. It is distressingly easy. More » -
#hype
"One Eyed Monster": Now With Extra Stimulation
It looks like "One Eyed Monster" is doing one of those slow roll out type ad campaigns: first they gave us a censored version of their promo, now we actually get to see boobs. More » -
#hardcore
Carmen Hart Finds "Love For The First Time"
How do we know that Bob (Randy Spears) is a virgin and May (Carmen Hart) is a lonelyhearts spinster? Well, they both wear glasses. In Wicked's cable-ready takeoff of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," Bob and May learn to overcome their shyness, marry, and conceive in this uplifting, gauzy, and utterly non-threatening porn that made us wonder how Max Hardcore might have handled the same script. More » -




