Now, if you ask us, this looks a little more like a girls-partying-and-making out tape than a sex tape (let alone a Carmen Electra tape, which we imagine would be really wild)...but who are we to say no to Carmen Electra doing anything?

No one, that's who.

· Carmen Electra "Sex Tape" (egotastic.com)

True, it may lack some of the high stakes of traditional Texas Hold 'Em (at the end of the night, no one's lost their house)—but what it lacks in potentially life destroying bets, it more than makes up for with, well, nudity (and lots of it).

· Carmen Electra Hosts Strip Poker (boobieblog.com)

Next week in Fleshbot Philosophy: when is an upskirt not an upskirt? And how can we prove that a porn is actually hot? The answers await you.

· Carmen Electra in a Bikini (boobieblog.com)

(thesun.co.uk)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carmen Electra (taxidrivermovie.com)

Seriously, can someone please explain to us why every other Maxim in the world gets to have nipples in it? What's the point of being the leaders of the free world if you can't enjoy some bare breasts with your lad mag wisdom?

· Carmen Electra Topless - Maxim Mexico 03/09 (dailypoa.com)

· Carmen Electra - Playboy March 2009 Mexico (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)

· Alyson Hannigan reminds why used to watch Buff ... uh, what was the name of that show she was in again? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Playboy's Miss December 2006 Kia Drayton gets busted for cocaine trafficking. We'd expect that from Miss High Times, maybe, but never a Playmate. (playboy.com + thesmokinggun.com)

· Harvard's sex magazine H Bomb loses its official student group status due to an apparent lack of interest. We could say we saw that coming a long time ago, but why kick them when they're already down? (thecrimson.com, via Gawker)

· All the items buried in a time capsule at the University of Washington are intact 50 years later ... including the porn someone slipped during the 1980s. How about that? (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Even in Russian, Carmen Electra finds a way to look hot. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· How is a girl supposed to feel when she finds her boyfriend's porn stash? Especially when she's a punk chick and he's reading Nuts and Zoo? (dollymix.tv)

· A Swedish magazine gets in trouble for making fun of a woman's boobs. You just shouldn't go there. (thelocal.se)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Carmen Electra is still doing what she does best ... look like Carmen Electra. (fhmonline.com)

· So what does it take to try out for Playboy's college girls issue? Well, there's the nudity and ... that's pretty much all it takes actually. (redandblack.com)

· Kelly Brook is designing her own lingerie because she wants to "give something back to the big-titted community." But she's already given so much! (londonnet.co.uk)

· Forget sexploitation, the real action is in "dykesploitation" movies. Why hasn't anyone made a blogsploitation flick? (onmilwaukee.com)

· A review of the Edward Weston and Charis Wilson documentary, "Eloquent Nude", from someone who actually saw the whole thing. Of course, watching a movie in the theater means you can't pause on the good parts. (dailyvanguard.com)

· Why can't life be more like a Rubens painting, where even big girls are content to lounge around naked? (news.com.au)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives