• but what about the children?

    Lunch Lady Revealed To Have Porn Past

    When we were in school, we never fantasized about our lunch lady—but then again, our lunch lady was an old, cranky, and not particularly nice woman; and she definitely wasn't a former pornstar. If she was—well, we would have enjoyed that Salisbury steak a whole lot more, that's for sure. For some reason, though, other people don't seem to see it that way. Instead of rejoicing over the fact that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria aide at D'Ippolito Elementary School, worked for years as Crystal Gunns, parents are actually protesting. Insane! We've pulled a clip from Crystal's porn days, just to give you an idea of her talents. Take a look after the jump—we think you'll agree that this hysteria is just madness. More »

    4:00 PM on Tue Nov 25 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    11,656 views, 25 comments

    Most discussed MalzyWheels: Actually...Thinking about it...Shouldn't her gigunto boobs provided some clue that maybe she had some sort of sexy past?? more »

  • antiporn watch

    Australia Continues To Fight The Menace Of Internet Porn

    Australia's attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter's current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know. Well, no one in Australia, at least. (avn.com)

    11:30 AM on Fri Nov 14 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    1,901 views, 1 comment

    Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Angus, Malcolm -- raise your fists & march around! Viva la perversa revolucion! more »

  • but what about the children?

    Playboy Models Hit The Slopes, Parents Freak Out

    The long-awaited Playboy/Burton snowboard collaboration (also known as Burton Love snowboards) is finally in stores — and, somewhat unsurprisingly, parents are already complaining about them. If you ask us, parents who let their kids snowboard have already done far more damage than the sight of a naked lady ever could — but either way, we're sure the kids will be just fine. Video after the jump. More »

    10:30 AM on Tue Oct 7 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    7,208 views, 2 comments

    Latest by camsxreview: I'm gonna have to glue a picture of my wang to the bottom of my board now. more »

  • but what about the children?

    The People Of Bartlett Grove Vs. Foxy Jacky

    Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren't too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay for what she's done, as the local news makes abundantly clear. Check out Jacky's video and some Memphis news coverage after the jump. More »

    11:05 AM on Wed Aug 27 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    36,991 views, 19 comments

    Most discussed piggythewonderdog: Personally, I've got no issues with Foxy Jacky playing with her goodies in public and as long as no kids more »

  • pub(l)ic service announcement

    Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?)

    Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it. More »

    11:15 AM on Tue Aug 19 2008
    By Lux Alptraum
    6,545 views, 2 comments

    Latest by Jonnobot: @Falconry: Actually we think RTA is a good idea, else we wouldn't display the banner on our site. Your point? more »

  • hysteria

    This Week In Lad Mag Bashing: Is Lucy Pinder Destroying Our Society?

    A prominent member of Britain's Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff—but does that make us bad people for posting their photos all the time? We suppose if you buy into the notion that any magazine can make nice boys do bad things (or that the only good family is a two-parent family) then yeah, we're destroying the world. Where have we heard that one before? More »

    2:45 PM on Mon Aug 4 2008
    By Dashiell Bennett
    3,412 views, 4 comments

    Latest by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: weekly? they just might be on to something more »