I used to know a girl whose last name was May, and it was always confusing to introduce her to people – "Jane May," I would say, and people would ask "May what?" or they would remark "And she may not!" (which was more often than not wrong).

But Kaylee? She just love cox. That's easy to understand, it does not allow misinterpretation, and it's inviting—as long as you have cox.

Sometimes she goes by Kaylee Sanchez, too, which is less clear, but every girl should maintain a little mystery, right?

Maybe Sanchez is for the days when she is feeling a little more introspective.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Kaylee LoveCox at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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· Buy Sanchez's movies (gamelink.com)

I remember seeing her on VHS box covers in the adult section of the Tower Records in my neighborhood at a time when VHS was also new and exciting, and thinking that those could not possibly be real.

It turned out that I was right; they weren't. But the experience led me to the greater question of what is and is not real, and to the conclusion that they were certainly real enough.

The 46Gs are gone now, but Kitten remains, and she turns 61 today. She still looks nice.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Kitten Natividad at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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It’s not her boobs; although they’re fascinating, almost hypnotizing, there are a lot of girls with big boobs. We think it might be her cheekbones. Then again, it might be her chin. We’re going to sit here and look at pictures of her until we figure it out.

In the meantime: happy birthday, Lynn. If you read this, and you know what it is about you that is so interesting, please write and let us know.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lynn LeMay at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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In spite of a reputation for class earned in contracts with Pleasure, Jill Kelly, and TeraVision, Nikki still manages to look like you could find her working at the Gold Club. We hope she doesn’t have to, but after her falling-out with Tera Patrick, who knows what she’s doing to make ends meet? On the other hand, if she did take up employment at the local “gentlemen’s club,” we could just step down the street after work to wish her a happy birthday, since she’s turning 27 today.

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Nikki Benz at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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Besides, the confusion just melts away into a haze of contentment whenever the San Diego native starts showing off that perfect all-natural 36D rack (which is pretty often—It’s like she knows it will put a halt to the questions). She seems to like showing them off, and all we can say is bravo, Kala – happy birthday and thanks for the presents!

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Kala Prettyman at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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· Critical X (www.criticalx.com)
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Phoenix, wherever she is, turns 27 today. She hasn’t been in the adult business for a couple of years, but we have many fond memories of this lanky 5’7 blonde with the perfect 36-24-36 figure and those delightful natural C-cup boobs. If we had her here, we’d give her our love and a bang on the ear, and something nice like a motorized fucking machine. Oh, wait – it looks like someone gave her at least one last year…

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· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Phoenix Ray at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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That’s why we’re nominating Rodney Moore’s “Scale Busting Babes” series as the new official porn of Thanksgiving. Aside from showcasing the upside of a robust diet, Rodney’s whack-job plots will give you something to watch and enjoy once the Lions finish getting beaten – and who wouldn’t give thanks for a girl like Felony Lay or Krystal Jordan on a cold November day?

· Rodney moore (www.RodneyMoore.com)
· Buy "Scale Bustin’ Babes #32" (gamelink.com)

Hey, wait a minute – Kiki is back in porn! Or so the rumors went this summer. Reports placed the newly energized and rebusted beauty in LA and looking for work in July and August, but so far no new Kiki D’Aire movies are surfacing. One a week is all we ask – until that goal is reached we’ll subsist on our rich collection of old Kiki pictures, but please, directors – let’s get a move on!

(PORN VALLEY DISPATCH - Whether D'aire is married or single, in L.A. or New Orleans, is rich or poor or performing or not performing ever again or pregnant or a not-pregnant dominatrix depends on what time of day one talks with Kiki D'aire - ed.)

· Kiki D’Aire at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Kami, Kiki, and Anastasia: Battle of the exes (gramponante.com)
· Buy Kiki D’Aire’s movies (gamelink.com)