Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

· More photos and the trailer for "Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation" at XOXOJoannaAngel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

From what we've pieced together over Twitter, "LA Pink" (yes, a porno "LA Ink") stars Misti Dawn, Draven, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvet, and Joanna Angel, who gets DPed by James Deen and Sean Michaels.

Can you smell our excitement? It smells like tattoo ink and pussy (and also the slightest hint of chocolate, for some reason).

· On The Set: BurningAngel's 'L.A. Pink' (avn.com)
· Joanna Angel's Twitter (twitter.com)
· James Deen's Twitter (twitter.com)

A tribute to lady-lady love (and, of course, riot grrlism), "Riot Grrrls" is a six scene DVD featuring the sapphic stylings of Mandy Morbid, Pixie Pearl, Nova T.A., Jessie Lee, Cadence St. John, Jayded, Envy Vicious, Eden Von Sleaze, Allister, Audrey Angel, and Asphyxia. (Yes, that's a lot of grrrl.)

Diehard riot grrrls may be disappointed to learn that much of the riot in this film is skindeep: there's a kicking soundtrack by Shiragirl, and the girls are punked out to the max—but not once do we see any evidence of zine making (and no one hooks up at a Bikini Kill concert, either). But it's easy to forgive that slip: once the brief plots run their course, and the girls get down to getting each other off...well, they're empowered enough to make any third-wave feminist proud.

"Riot Grrrls" releases today. Enjoy this preview gallery—and then go buy a copy of your own. It's what Kathleen Hanna would want.

· "Riot Grrrls" (burningangel.com)
· Buy "Riot Grrrls" (gamelink.com)

For truly, abandoning the bed in favor of the bathroom stall is the only rational response to the sheer hotness that is Burning Angel's "Fuck Me In The Bathroom" series (now in its third installment). Seriously, just look at the trailer for "Fuck Me in the Bathroom Number Three," and then try to tell us you're not feeling the urge to go hump the one you love against some cold, hard tile. Just try. We bet you can't.

· "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Number Three" (burningangel.com)

(Seriously: it's got Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pixie Pearl, Adahlia, Sabrina Sparx, January Darling, Bella Vendetta, Scarlett Pain, Madison, Pinky Lee, and Cadence St. John. There's no way these girls could be ignored.)

· Buy "Nevermind" (burningangel.com)

Sound to good to be true? It's not—in fact, that's only the beginning. In addition to the John Hancock of Vince Neil, the DVD also features the autographs of Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel and superstar Sasha Grey.

But wait, there's more! This momentous DVD, with its priceless signatures, could very well be yours... for free! We'll give you a minute to recover from the shock you're no doubt feeling, and then we'll let you know how you—yes, you!—could be the lucky owner of this piece of rock/porn history (for free!).

All you have to do is enter Burning Angel's "Girls Girls Girls 2" contest: upload a picture of yourself with your most impressive 80s metal hair-do (either real or photoshopped) to the Burning Angel messageboards... and just wait for the prize to make its way to you. It's just that easy!

(Okay, there's probably a little more to it than that, and we're pretty sure that there are some boring rules and whatnot, so we encourage you to click the link below for all the important details.)

· Girls Girls Girls 2 Contest!!! (burningangel.com)

Enjoy that virtual feeling of hard tile beneath your knees and the sweet smell of disinfectant in the air with photographic evidence from Joanna's latest Burning Angel opus "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux" after the jump.

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· "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux" (DVD info + trailer @ burningmerch.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)

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Previously: Fuck Kimberly Kane In The Bathroom ... Please!

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To enter the contest, just send us a snapshot of either your own boobs or those of the coolest boob-owner you know. To keep things on the up-and-up (i.e., just to make sure you're not stealing a pair of ta-tas from the latest issue of Nuts or Maxim), the subject of your photo must be holding a sign with the words "Boobs Are Cool!". But don't worry about getting too fancy—we're more interested in the boobs, not in your hand lettering skills. (You don't even need to show your face in the pic if you don't wait to—it really is all about the boobs.)

In the interest of fairness, both she-boobs and man-boobs will be accepted as entires—and it doesn't even matter whether they're big or not. Coolness is really what counts.

The winner, hand chosen (if not hand inspected) by Joanna Angel and "Big Boobs Are Cool" director Mitch Fontaine themselves, will receive a prize package including an autographed copy of the movie along with a set of all three "Cum On My Tattoo" DVDs, a t-shirt, and memberships to both BurningAngel.com and JoannaAngel.com. Two runners-up will receive copies of "Big Boobs Are Cool". And everyone who enters will have the satisfaction of knowing that they're helping to make the world a cooler place for boob lovers everywhere.

By sending us your photo(s), you're giving us permission to post them on Fleshbot along with appropriate commentary, even if you're not the winner. Include a statement that you or the subject of your photo is over 18 years of age along with your submission. The winners will be announced next Friday, September 28. So what are you waiting for?

· Burning Angel's "Big Boobs Are Cool" Gallery
· Burning Angel's "Big Boobs Are Cool" (DVD info and trailer @ burningmerch.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)

· "Fuck Me In The Bathroom" (preorder info + trailer @ burningmerch.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Previously: Kimberly Kane: 19th Floor, "Juice": Kimberly Kane Gets a Smile Out Of Sophia Santi