Krissy Lynn, Zerah Jones, Cindy Hope and Mick Blue kick off the whortastic Olympics of sex, with the kind of fireworks that sear an indelible image into your eyes. Yeah, it's that good kind of burn. Any single one of these girls on their own would be enough – much less the unholy trio – to drain an average man's nuts in sixty seconds. Mick Blue is like the new God of Fuck.

Rio Valentine and Manuel Ferrara are up next, turning in one amazingly juicy scene. Bodily fluids flow liberally throughout, while the french stud cranks one ear piercing orgasm after another rom Rio's deep throat. She is more beautiful, and talented, than any opera singer we have ever met.

Brynn Tyler, Piper Fontaine share a moment of ineffable Sapphic bliss before Rio makes a "cumback," riding the ever ready rod of pretty boy Derick Pierce like a jockey going for the blue ribbon in the Kentucky Derby. Then sexy bitch Jayden James, who has completely won our hearts over with her luscious curves her irresistable ass, her indefatigable rack, goes wild on Manuel Ferrara. Joy juice spurts in ample measure as he treats her to the kind of proper cunt smashing that only a seasoned whore could bear. Truly anything less would be uncivilized.

Madison Parker rounds it all out by taking Mick Blue for a ride - grinding her hot twat all over his crotch until his hard cock is way up into her lunch. She gulps down his piping fresh load with the zeal of a retired street walker. We couldn't be happier—or prouder.

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Zero Tolerance continues their award winning series about rug munchers for the people who love them most. Yes, despite nationwide bans on same sex marriage, Americans continue to purchase erotic materials that show just that—two or more women in the act of committing hardcore homosexual fornication. These girls are clearly hardened sinners, undaunted by the succulent pink folds of juicy pink pussy they dive in unflinchingly all the way up the elbows, cranking out more spray than the first three rows of a Sea World show get hit with.

Mike Quasar leads a merry band of sisters off to eternal damnation with sexy flare, joining them up in every jigsaw position imaginable and adding fodder to our oversized mental masturbation file. He deputizes Julia Ann and Raylene to lead a group of sex-starved sluts through a decadent wasteland devoid of dick.

Their pussy hungry pussy includes Monique Alexander, Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, Brynn Tyler, Kylie Ireland, Missy Stone, Sophia Santi, Audrianna Angel, Bridgette B., Leah, Jackie Daniels, Velicity Von, Amber Ashlee, Taylir Scott, Melissa Jacobs, Cherry Ferretti, Lux Kassidy, Jayden Jaymes, Alyssa Reece, Kim Kennedy, Emy Reyes, Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Stone, Cali Haze, Regan Reese, Kyanna Lee, Skyla Paige, Kirra Lynne, Charley Chase, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, and Louisa Lanewood.

The real question for home viewers and lesbian enthusiasts is not whether the double disc is worth giving the once over, but where to start. We can't help you there, but we can provide you with ample proof of what's inside.

"Girlvana 5" is out now from Zero Tolerance and Quasarman. Get some! You're going to burn in hell anyway, ya big hypocrite. (Just kidding.)

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That's exactly what the fine team over at Immoral came up with.

Now, award winning director Jim Powers and degenerate playboy Porno Dan are not the first pornographers to create a "fuck your fans" series—far from it. Everyone from Jackie Treehorn to Jack Horner has pulled this plume out of their pimp ass fedora. Even party girl Shane pulled this shit. So what's the difference with this series? Um, this one actually has real name stars in it doing what they love to do best with the folks who love them the most.

Listen here —volume two stars Phoenix Marie, 2009 XRCO Winner for Best Deep Throat Angelina Valentine, AVN Hall of Famer Amber Lynn, superstar Gina Lynn, cock worshiper Sara Jay, and up and coming dick drunk starlet Brynn Tyler. For those who are mathletically disabled, that's a full half dozen world class prick charming scum garglers!

Colin, one of the lucky fans who gets his sword swallowed in volume two, says "I still can't believe I got a blow job from Phoenix Marie, I can't wait to show this movie to my friends."

"Blowjob Winner 2" releases this week from Immoral Productions and Pure Play. It is sure to get your pulse racing. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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New kids on the block Spock Buckton & Brian Bangs have big brass balls to mess with Harvey Levin, who cut his teeth on law in the mean streets of Chitown (and the O.C.) before working his way up to the People's Court and eventually taking the Thirty Mile Zone to FOX Television. These days Levin (affably spoofed by America's Most Beloved Male Porn Star—Ron Jeremy) seems more bullet proof than ever. With his tireless team of paparazzi endlessly digging for even the most trivial dirt on celebrities, he wields a powerful army who can easily probe into the life of an average blogger turned pornographer and make their life a living hell if he feels even the least bit slighted.

Still that daunting detail didn't stop the Popporn duo from satirizing the perpetually thirsty mogul's show—as well as going after American Idol, Eminem, Lindsey Lohan, Mel Gibson, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Amy Winehouse, Nicolette Sheridan, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Tony Romo—to name a few. Together with Quasarman they created an alternate universe porn equivalent that is at least as much fun to watch for the sex as it is for the lampooning.

In a world where porn parodies of popular television series are being fabricated faster than the reality television shows they emulate, creating an outlandish caricature of your subject has become the most essential component of the genre, with sex value often falling a distant second to casting requirements and incessantly distracting dialogue. The 3rd Degree team allots equal gravity to both, making a compelling show that brings the fuck action to the max while remaining epically entertaining.

Francesca Le, Tori Black, Brynn Tyler, Faye Reagan, and Anthony Rosano do all the hard work, while crossover stars Lisa Ann and Joanna Angel make guest appearances that don't involve seeing them pounded hard in their beautiful holes.

Seriously people, this thing is funny and hawt. You're going to have to check it out when it releases on August 25 to find out more, but for now, take a good long look at these snaps and satisfy your guilty pleasures.

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Could the Shane's World creation (and star of "Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy") be a sign of a new era of racial equality—a time when monstrously endowed men of all races can join together in their mission to plunder the delicate pussies of women the world over?

Or should we be bothered by the fact that—though white—Whitezilla is specifically noted to be Jewish (even boasting, "Once you go Jew, you're through"), and thus still a minority? Are monster cocks now the domain of blacks and Jews? (And if so, is this porn's way of compensating the historically oppressed...and will we soon be seeing Gypsyzilla, perhaps?)

Or could it just be that monster cocks having their way with women are big business, no matter what color those cocks happen to be? Given that "Whitezilla" apparently sold out within two weeks...well, we're going to bet that it's that.

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Despite having only a rudimentary understanding of American law, Canadian wunderkind Eric Everhard continues to dole out legal advice via his pornographic empire with only the might of his online legal counseling degree from Phoenix University (complete with diploma mug™) and the God given moral authority that brandishing a fleshy tree trunk for a penis naturally endows one with. Truth be told, he might have a solid point there.

You see, nothing makes it clearer to us, his adoring fans, that it's dangerous to have sex with girls who appear to be questionably "young" than watching him dress them up like school children, then play with lollipops and toy blocks before cramming their sweet young vagina's chock full of hard cock. You can't argue with logic that tasty!

Oh, and by the way: these girls are extremely hot. Don't say that we didn't warn you...you have no idea what it took to get through this cleaning this set.

Eric and his pals demonstrate how thin the line between "all the legal teen banging their tiny little sweet snatches can handle" and "ten to fifteen years, you dirty pedophile sex offender" really is. We're talking razor thin, in some cases, like, say, with Kali Lane. Wow. Or Zeina. We would double check her ID first. Personally.

It's always a pleasure to watch Brynn Tyler take a hard pounding in her tiny pink pucker. With the face of a brokenhearted runaway searching for love in the bottom of a bottle, or between the legs of a man twice her age, Brynn has everything she needs to survive in this big cruel world—and a smile that won't fade no matter how many times you cum on her. We heart her so much.

"Jailbait 6" is out now from Jules Jordan Video. Check out these amazing snaps, if your lawyer tells you it's okay, that is.

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When they say they're plugging the hot cracks of naughty legal teen hookers full of hard pipe, you had better believe that they mean it!

Brynn Tyler, Shawna Lenee, and Jenny Hendrix lead the charge, with anal exploits from Kacey Jordan, Evelyn Lin, Tia Thomas, Tori Black, Stephanie Cane, Lana Violet, Lilly Kingston, and Alexa Jordan filling out the rest of this amazing title—and, of course, making us drool all over our keyboards.

Each and every single one of these girls has what it takes to make the grade. Specifically: a tight pucker of love, and the willingness to stretch it to unfathomable lengths full of throbbing meat stick. It's always a pleasure watching zesty young slut Shawna Lenee get fucked in any hole, much less to see her get her back door pried all the way open. The look on her face at any given moment, or young Miss Hendrix's, for that matter, when she's getting drilled hard, is absolutely priceless. We'd give her passing marks for that alone. Greedily slurping up a shot of hot spunk? Gotta call that extra credit!

"Getting All A+s 6" releases this week from Digital Sin. Enjoy your weekend, and try not to hurt yourself looking at this exclusive sneak peek.

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L.A. Direct Models helped throw the event, with several of their hottest girls dancing including Shawna Lenee, Kagney Linn Karter, Tory Lane, Sara Stone, Angelina Valentine, and Sienna West.

Each girl performed a single set on their own, then finished the night out with a rousing finale that included all six of them—with Penny Flame threatening to lick the vagina of every girl in attendance. We spoke by phone just minutes ago with Miss Flame and asked her to confirm or deny the post show lickings, but she just chuckled. Seriously. We can all assume the ladies had a very good time... to say the least.

Crushed together in the crowded (way over capacity) club were a bevy of other notable porn luminaries including Peter Warren, Brynn Tyler, Barrett Blade, Vivid Contract star Megan Mallone, Kiara Diane, David Lord, Janet Mason, Dan Miller, Roxy Jezel, Steve Javors, CJ Wright, Dane Cross, Tanya James, Charlie Laine, Renee Perez, Marco Banderas, Lexxi Tyler with Razor Rob, Layla Rivera who found little use for a shirt and promptly ditched it, Phoenix Marie, Jayden James, Dino Bravo, Joe Gallant, Will Ryder, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, James Bartholet, Trent Tesoro, Scott David, Dani Jensen with her hot cousin, Bud Lee, and Justin Kane.

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In fact, we directly credit the time we spent watching this exact sitcom—which made it's debut on ABC March 1st 1977, dead in the heart of our developmental years—as being the reason we ended up choosing this very career path. I am Jack's endless string of sexual innuendo.

Thus, when XBIZ's Director of the Year Will Ryder, creator of "Not the Brady's XXX," came to us and asked what we thought about him making "Not Three's Company XXX," and casting it chock full of cock all-stars like Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Alyssa Hall, and Roxy Jezel pitted against cock masters Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, Dino Bravo, Scott Lyons and last, but not least, the original God of Fuck Ron Jeremy, we thoroughly approved.

Okay, maybe he didn't consult with us "per se," but he did invite us to the set, which is just as good. It was there that we learned that this sexy homage to our favorite trio involves Jack losing his job, Janet taking a night job, and the Ropers assuming she is now a hooker. Of course, unlike the sitcom, we actually get to see everyone screw their hearts out—hooray!

Brynn Tyler takes an amazing fuck session in her tight pink box from Eric Swiss. Pouting beauty and Hello Kitty addict Jenny Hendrix looks incredible getting drilled by skinny Lyons, and sexy Penny Flame takes a crack at Roxy Jezel's dusky crack. Legendary performer Nina Hartley puts her cock sucking skills to the test again, and we love seeing Tommy Gunn go "full Guido" with the hair, gold chain, and machisimo—even if every Italian knows that you never go "full Guido."

Still, in the end it's Van Damage who steals the show, nailing white hot Madison Scott and Alyssa Hall at the same time. We're big enough to admit we're more than a bit jealous: pint sized sexual powerhouse Madison Scott is well on her way to becoming Performer of the Year, and definitely a full fledged Fleshbot Crush Object. We heart her. Big time.

"Not Three's Company XXX" arrives in stores this week, just 32 years and a few days after the original show aired. Enjoy this exclusive extended preview set.

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Why, lovely Brynn was just looking for a kitty to feed... only to end up feeding on Meggan's kitty instead. Funny how that works, right? Not that we really mind, though. Nine minutes of watching Brynn and Meggan going at it is way more exciting than nine minutes of Brynn playing around with some cans of Fancy Feast.

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And, given the inevitability of it all, we're glad to know that the project landed in such capable hands, with Will Ryder (of course) in the director's chair, and the alluring Crush Object Penny Flame in the role of Janet. John Ritter may be rolling in his grave right now—but at least the rest of us can look forward to promising porn movie. (At least we think it looks promising. Check out the trailer for yourself!)

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Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nichole Heiress, Scarlett Fay, Brynn Tyler, Coco Velvett, Lana Violet, Audrianna Angel, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, and Kiki Vidis are the fresh faced, willing young debutantes learning the ropes the hard way, but with none of the reservations crowding up the minds of the harrowed and uncertain young ladies not featured in this fledgling volume. You see these girls are the new stars of XXX. The next Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick will emerge triumphant and cum-basted from this group, like a glorious, shimmering phoenix drenched in baby batter, like a gleaming Lauren Conrad—and you damn well know it!

They won’t be losing sleep any night soon over where their careers are headed. No more McJobs or working at the mall at stores they used to shoplift from. No more pointlessly begging their parents and sugar daddies for Manolo Blahnik during the worst economic crisis since Herbert Hoover. No more long hours spent winding around a stripper pole under candy lights or grinding the sticky tumescent laps of sweaty trolls for damp dollars. From here on out, it’s all panty-melting flattery, hard pipe from cute guys, and an endless stream of easy moolah. That’s even better than being the next Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox!

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