Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kristina Rose

This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5'1" and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Vanessa Del Rio

When I picture today's birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Laura Lion

Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Faith Leon

Faith Leon stands 5'11" tall—that is just barely under three inches for each of her 24 years (she turns 24 today, in case you hadn't guessed that she was today's birthday girl.) More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Holly West

Holly West looks so sweet and innocent, doesn't she? You'd never guess she was turning 29 today – she could still be one of those "teens" you hear about so often. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Carmen Hart

It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today's birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it's not that hard. It is distressingly easy. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kaylee LoveCox

I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what's going on with her and what to expect. Take today's Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Summer Cummings

I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Flick Shagwell

Some pornstars look like they would eat you alive, some like they would cut you off at the knees, some like they would bum money off you and then disappear. Not Birthday Girl Flick Shagwell. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lana Croft

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Britney Stevens

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More »

Flesh For FANtasy

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Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Cherokee D’Ass

Cherokee D'Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today's Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D'Ass tattooed on her ass. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Beatrice Valle

A fellow never forgets his first gangbang – especially if a woman was there. Beatrice Valle was in mine. It would've been even more vivid if I'd been physically present, but you can't have everything. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Ava Rose

Just think: Last week on Jacqueline Lorians' birthday we were moaning about nostalgia and times gone past, and here is Ava Rose, on her birthday, looking like a pinup girl her own self. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Marquetta Jewel

In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Priya Rai

Is there any approach from which today’s 27-year-old Birthday Girl, Priya Rai, is not luscious? Extensive research reveals no such angle. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jasmine Byrne

Today is both National Pie Day, and the 24th birthday of pocket-sized latina porn star Jasmine Byrne. Here is a picture of Jasmine on the floor of a diner, waiting for her pie. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Ava Devine

The first time I ever saw today’s Birthday Girl, Ava Devine, in person, she tried to rip my underwear off. I was not the only person whose underwear she tried to rip off. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Sativa Rose

Sativa Rose, who turns 25 today, told me during an interview once (actually, just before the interview started) that she would not give me a blowjob. That was back when she was only 22. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sharon Mitchell

Sharon Mitchell, whose birthday is today, was the first actress I ever saw in a porn movie who didn’t look like a porn star. She looked kind of like a tiger. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kobe Tai

It would be wrong to focus on anyone but Kobe Tai today, because it is her birthday and she is the official Fleshbot Birthday Girl, but today is also National Hat Day. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Austin Kincaid

Happy birthday, Austin Kincaid. In spite of the fact that your name reminds us of the Partridge Family, we love you. Come to think of it, the Partridge Family could have used you. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Cherokee

Happy birthday to Cherokee, who turns 27 today and is the only one of six female adult performers named Cherokee actually to claim Native American heritage. More »

There Should Be More Lesbian Fisting Videos That Are As Cute As This

Since when was fisting cute, you ask. Since someone had the genius idea to have the cutest, tiniest, grinning pigtailed blond girl be on the giving end of the treatment. More »

Jesus Loves Hot Girls In Thigh-High Stockings

Photo by John Peri (photo.net)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Yvette Balcano

We don’t know too much about today’s birthday girl, Yvette Balcano, but she does bring back memories of being at the mall in 1984—or at least these pictures of her do. More »

Jamie Westenhiser Is Really Real!

Remember when you felt weird about wanting to play with your sister's Barbies? Fear not, because in the infinite wisdom of childhood, you were actually gearing up to play with girls like Jamie Westenhiser. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Nikki Nova

Nikki Nova, who turns 37 today, once fell off a horse and hit her head. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, though, just like you probably wouldn’t guess that she’s 37.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Haley Paige

Today would have been Haley Paige’s 27th birthday, had she lived to see it.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Alexis Amore

Alexis Amore is like a sexy cartoon Latina porn star. Look at those lips, that figure, and tell us you can’t imagine Bugs Bunny going “Hubba hubba, woo-woo” while steam comes out of his ears?

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Cassidey

Either Cassidey is always being caught in awkward situations, or she was practicing being sultry when she was a little girl and her face got stuck that way.

Best Of Babelogs: All Non-Blonde Hump Day Edition

Because other girls know how to have fun too ... More »

Hello, Patrycja Mikula. You've been named Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Month, which we guess indicates how special you are, but we recognized that simply by the exotic way you spell your name. Not to mention how well you fill out a lacy garter belt and pair of stockings. (dailypoa.com)

In Search Of Linda O'Neil

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone. More »

Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition

Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

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Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

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