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more about #brunette more comments → Tricked: I would very much like to hug her backside close to me, like a long-lost lover and friend. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I suppose it matters how her ass compares to the rest of her frame. If the gluteus is (almost) out-of-proportion for someone her (overall) size, then ... more » Crystal_Mountain: 57?! Lies. Some genes (and surgeon)! more » Tricked: 57? Damn. ... ... I'd still hit that. Sure, she'd break me, but what a way to go... 'cause it's motherfuckin' Vanessa Del Rio! more » kumimonster: i worked with her at mitchel brothers (naked lady house) years ago. she was super nice then, though i've not crossed paths with her recently. more » bidonnamarie: I wish she was my nurse at my doctors office but at least my birthday present! Hugs and Kisses Donna Marie more » BeautifulAgony: I don't love the big faux breasts, but her face makes me wet. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Would have gone with bangers n' mash. more » Rhayader: Actually, the video game character is named Lara Croft, not Lana. [en.wikipedia.org] more » cmj1981: Britney is the one who does the most anal scenes and has the far bigger gape. Remember it that way. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I know I watch too much porn, because I could tell as soon as I saw the first picture that it was from a Naughty America shoot. more » Tricked: Britney's also the shorter one. OH, and happy birthday - godDAMN I'd hit that... but she'd probably break me. more » MalzyWheels: Was this "Vital Idol" day or what? more » dirtybacon: This makes me think of "Cherokee" (sans D'ass), and a scene in pornfadelity where she used her ass fantastically during sex with the hubby. It moved i... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: So does this mean she is "of the Ass"? Like Joan D'Arc is "of Arc"? more » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kristina Rose
This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5'1" and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Vanessa Del Rio
When I picture today's birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Laura Lion
Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Faith Leon
Faith Leon stands 5'11" tall—that is just barely under three inches for each of her 24 years (she turns 24 today, in case you hadn't guessed that she was today's birthday girl.) More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Holly West
Holly West looks so sweet and innocent, doesn't she? You'd never guess she was turning 29 today – she could still be one of those "teens" you hear about so often. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Carmen Hart
It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today's birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it's not that hard. It is distressingly easy. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kaylee LoveCox
I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what's going on with her and what to expect. Take today's Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Summer Cummings
I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Flick Shagwell
Some pornstars look like they would eat you alive, some like they would cut you off at the knees, some like they would bum money off you and then disappear. Not Birthday Girl Flick Shagwell. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft
Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens
I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Cherokee D’Ass
Cherokee D'Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today's Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D'Ass tattooed on her ass. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Beatrice Valle
A fellow never forgets his first gangbang – especially if a woman was there. Beatrice Valle was in mine. It would've been even more vivid if I'd been physically present, but you can't have everything. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Ava Rose
Just think: Last week on Jacqueline Lorians' birthday we were moaning about nostalgia and times gone past, and here is Ava Rose, on her birthday, looking like a pinup girl her own self. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Marquetta Jewel
In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Priya Rai
Is there any approach from which today’s 27-year-old Birthday Girl, Priya Rai, is not luscious? Extensive research reveals no such angle. More » -
#deliciousfillings
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Jasmine Byrne
Today is both National Pie Day, and the 24th birthday of pocket-sized latina porn star Jasmine Byrne. Here is a picture of Jasmine on the floor of a diner, waiting for her pie. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Ava Devine
The first time I ever saw today’s Birthday Girl, Ava Devine, in person, she tried to rip my underwear off. I was not the only person whose underwear she tried to rip off. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Sativa Rose
Sativa Rose, who turns 25 today, told me during an interview once (actually, just before the interview started) that she would not give me a blowjob. That was back when she was only 22. More »



