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more about #brookebanner more comments → offred: I think at least in the first picture, Missy Stone is a dead ringer for Jackie. As for the pubic hair issue... where are those 70's styled merkins wh... more » Conrad: Have you tried using coke to get jizz out of polyester? #review more » cand86: This just looks like so much fun. more » Tricked: My [insert random deity here] - if I didn't absolutely abhor the laugh tracks before, these parodies would have done it. Yipe. more » Mazda Eric: Brooke Banner looks EXACTLY like the chick from that 70's show! fantastic :P also, not to complain as i do love a lot of the sarcasm and jokiness behi... more » Jay-C: At this point, they could have gotten the real Danny Masterson...he probably wouldn't say no... more » Tricked: While I'm mostly loving the casting here, those are some... questionable... wigs (looking at you, Brooke Banner). more » FrumpyJones: who's playing the mila kunis role? more » MalzyWheels: What? No Bob and Midge? more » MajorRichard: Fail: Just because you bought some wigs at the dollar store that look a bit like the hairstyles on the show, doesn't mean your cast looks anything lik... more » MajellaAegina: The strawberry blonde is donna, the platinum blonde is his ss main fellows sister, the permed blonde is the mom. A real mom I'd like to find. I dont n... more » spody: "Rachel Love makes an impeccable Kitty" I'll say! Too bad the same couldn't have happened for "Red," though I am pleased to see 1970s singing sensati... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I can't tell for sure, but if I'm right about those pictures, I'm disappointed they went for a blonde Donna instead of a redhead. more » GriswoldWebster: Hot girls + Pot. I will never see this planet in a bad light again. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Sindee Jennings would like a word in this conversation: [twitter.com] more » -
#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
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#upcoming
"70s Show XXX": Sex, Jugs, And Rock 'N Roll
Last week, we gave you a sneak peek of some of the action from "70s Show: A XXX Parody." This week, we've got a hold of the trailer—so now we actually know the plot. More » -
#upcoming
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look
While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More » -
#hardcore
Sin City's "Menage A Twat : Part Deux" Puts American Spin On French Coined Term
Back before porn parodies obliterated our understanding of the term "three's company too," a special love existed, in triangular form, so powerful it could only be properly expressed in the perversely silky language of the French. More » -
#hardcore
No Plot, Just Big Big Boobs In "Big Natural Tits 3"
Tig oles, monster mammary jiggle jugs, economy sized sweater stretching funbags, mouth watering massive melons. Call them what you will. Sin City's got a fresh fix of them in their latest release, "Big Natural Tits 3," which comes out next week. More » -
#holidays
Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls
We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing. More » -
#hardcore
Wicked No Longer Concerned With “Making Amends” For Recycled Plotlines
Ruthless businessman slash cheating husband Randy Spears has it all...including a hot wife who loves him even though he's the worst husband ever. Then he isn't. Then it's too late. Or it's not. Oh noes! More » -
#recoveredmaidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More » -
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#fleshbotrequests
Let The Games Go On Forever: More Sporty Sexy Girls
With the Olympics in full gear, our thoughts are (still) on the sexiness of all things sports-related this week. And after our various salutes to sexy Olympians, it's time to turn our attention to some sexy athletes who won't be competing in Beijing ... or anywhere else for that matter, except for maybe the AVN Awards. We're sure that FalconryOfTheEroticVariety isn't the only one with a thing for sporty gals and female jocks—but make sure you thank him since it was his request that made this roundup happen. Whether or not it will also lead to things like topless soccer, naked golfing, and hot girl-on-girl bowling action being officially sanctioned events in London 2012 remains to be seen. -
#theafterlife
Photoplay: Kaylani Lei In "Rise"
Contrary to the elegant boxcover copy, not "everyone gets a second chance at love." But at least you know what kind of movie this will be. Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears prove that in the afterlife, even the dead do it in this movie with a self-fulfilling prophecy for a title. More »
