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#outrage
Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind
Bubba the Love Sponge seems reprehensible on his "Bubba Raw 4," in which the Howard/Opie-esque radio host tries to convince Bree Olson that one of his lackies is blind. He appears scandalized when she doesn't believe him. More » -
#dvd
Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”
The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More » -
#dvd
"Lexington Loves Big White Tits"
Why is Bree Olson, who just re-upped with Adam & Eve, such a treasure? One reason can be found in the compilation "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits," in which she wipes Steele's come out of her eye with his cock. More » -
#dvd
"Bree's College Daze 2": Call Me Deacon Goo
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - but what wonderful institution of higher learning has Bree Olson Ass Plaid as its school colors, and can it keep me from matriculating on myself? More » -
#breeolsonforever
"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More » -
#dvd
Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More » -
#dvd
Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson
Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America.
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#europorntoday
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More » -
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#pinkeningfleshmass
Come On And Take A Bree Ride: Olson Jacks Cars, Not You
If you're thinking there might be a silver lining to Bree Olson stealing your vehicle, think again. Olson's problem in "One Last Ride" is that she only fucks the bad guys. More » -
#dvd
Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.
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#thisweekinsubmission
Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"
If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More » -
#hardcore
Bree And Sasha Together At Last
Most porn enthusiasts, even those with merely a hobby-level interest in medium, know exactly who both Bree Olson and Sasha Grey are—largely due to their collective smut ubiquity. Yes, chances are strong that if you've enjoyed straight pornographic materials in the last 18 months, you have at one time or another borne witness to these feisty and prolific young starlets churning out some unforgettably incendiary performance (one that is more than likely indelibly lodged in the secret folds of your spank bank, eagerly waiting for you to revisit it). Between the two of them, they have collectively won 18,000 awards, starred in a innumerable scenes, and are now working on their mainstream movies while their overworked staff answer calls about crossover endorsements and plan their respective runs for Congress on the “Fuck The Vote” platform. More » -
#atthemovies
Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison
Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation to see which Jones did the best job keeping our hearts racing. (Oh, and spoiler alert!: major plot points of both films are revealed below, so if you still haven't seen either one consider yourself warned. We wouldn't want to spill which one of our heroes gets to have a threeway or anything.) More » -
#dvd
Suffix Of The Moment: "-Stravaganza"
Whenever I read or hear the word "extravaganza" I think "extra vagina" and giggle softly to myself. Imagine my delight, then, when Digital Sin released several compilations called "Teenstravaganza", "Boobstravaganza", "Solostravaganza", and "MILFstravaganza". It's like, in addition to the 16 hours of continuous ball-draining footage, there's an extra vagina! I can't wait for the supercompilation "Stravaganzastravaganza: Now with an Infinite Vaginal Loop". More » -
#pornstars
Bree Olson Totally Earned That Trophy
The delightfully sunny Bree Olson has been a fixture of the masturbatory fantasies of so many for so long that it came as a surprise for some folks last Saturday to learn that she had been awarded the Best New Starlet trophy at this year's AVN Awards, not so much because of that "best" aspect as for the "new" part: as one commenter noted in our awards show liveblogging coverage, "Is (she) that new? It seems like I have been rubbing 'em out to her forever." Such confusion is understandable: while an exhaustive ten second search of the Fleshbot archives shows that we did indeed introduce you to her almost exactly a year ago to the week, she'd been appearing on various hardcore paysites and in films like Smash Pictures' "Whale Tale #3" for several months prior to that, and well in advance of her signing as a contract girl for Adam and Eve—which we suppose is really what qualified her for her Best New Starlet nomination, at least on the dotted line. More »
