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bree olson forever
"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by MalzyWheels: Sooo...being into Sasha Grey means that you have a thing for guys, too? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by thePrototype: I have been really disappointed by the last performance of Bree and Sasha together. I would really like to see... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson
Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America.
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By Gram PonanteComment by JackKerowackoff: Ya know, since California is such an expensive place to live, a lot of pornstars live in Phoenix and commute.... more » | Other threads
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EUROPORN TODAY
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More »
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Come On And Take A Bree Ride: Olson Jacks Cars, Not You
If you're thinking there might be a silver lining to Bree Olson stealing your vehicle, think again. Olson's problem in "One Last Ride" is that she only fucks the bad guys. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by DCypher: my nose still burns from that ass-hit...lol 1 Responses | Other threads
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Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.
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By Gram PonanteComment by Bram Stroker: I don't know... I've bought some comps before and maybe I'm just a quality over quantity kind of guy, but... more » | Other threads
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Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"
While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?
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By DCypherComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Mystery Fuck Theatre 3000" 1 Responses | Other threads
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this week in submission
Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"
If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: I know. For some reason it makes me think of space flight. more » | Other threads
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Bree And Sasha Together At Last
Most porn enthusiasts, even those with merely a hobby-level interest in medium, know exactly who both Bree Olson and Sasha Grey are—largely due to their collective smut ubiquity. Yes, chances are strong that if you've enjoyed straight pornographic materials in the last 18 months, you have at one time or another borne witness to these feisty and prolific young starlets churning out some unforgettably incendiary performance (one that is more than likely indelibly lodged in the secret folds of your spank bank, eagerly waiting for you to revisit it). Between the two of them, they have collectively won 18,000 awards, starred in a innumerable scenes, and are now working on their mainstream movies while their overworked staff answer calls about crossover endorsements and plan their respective runs for Congress on the “Fuck The Vote” platform. More »
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By DCypherComment by MalzyWheels: Be still my throbbing trouser wood. PSYCH! more » | Other threads
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this week in porn titles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition
Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: @CloudCarrier: Well, I mean, Jesus. WINNER! more » | Other threads
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Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison
Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation to see which Jones did the best job keeping our hearts racing. (Oh, and spoiler alert!: major plot points of both films are revealed below, so if you still haven't seen either one consider yourself warned. We wouldn't want to spill which one of our heroes gets to have a threeway or anything.) More » -
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Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)
While its mainstream counterpart attempts to recover from the volley of mediocre reviews it endured at its Cannes debut, Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" hits the shelves today with only slightly less hype attached to it. Shot on location in Prague, it's clearly a star turn for Ava Rose in the title role: Carolina Jones, the daughter of Indiana Himself, teams up with naive country bumpkin Bree Olson and sets out to find the lost Arc (sic) of the Covenant. (And you were wondering how it all tied together?) More »
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By DCypherComment by pinkfloyd1972: Did we forget "Indiana Jane and the Black Hole of Mamoo?" more » | Other threads
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porn of the moment
Love, Anally: Bree Olson
We don't need a star-powered British dramedy to celebrate the upcoming most porny of holidays (after Halloween); all we need is a bunch of crackers and some warm Bree ... Bree Olson, that is! Ha ha ha! The delicious Adam & Eve contract star shot an asstastic scene for Hustler and that company's artisans have skillfully repackaged it just in time for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Adam & Eve reminds us that it's Olson with an O. More » -
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Falling In "Lust" With Jesse Jane All Over Again ... For The First Time
Despite her recent insistence that she regularly has to convince her neighbors that she is in fact an honest-to-Raptor Jebus Porn Star (don't ask us how she convinces them), Jesse Jane continues to be one of the most recognizable stars actively working in the adult business today. With mainstream magazine covers including FHM, Maxim, Front, and Arena to her credit; appearances on "Entourage", "Baywatch", Howard Stern, VH1, E!, MSNBC, and numerous music video; and her own show on Playboy and the lead in the best selling porn movie of all time, it's not surprising that people are starting to think of her as The Next Jenna. More » -
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Suffix Of The Moment: "-Stravaganza"
Whenever I read or hear the word "extravaganza" I think "extra vagina" and giggle softly to myself. Imagine my delight, then, when Digital Sin released several compilations called "Teenstravaganza", "Boobstravaganza", "Solostravaganza", and "MILFstravaganza". It's like, in addition to the 16 hours of continuous ball-draining footage, there's an extra vagina! I can't wait for the supercompilation "Stravaganzastravaganza: Now with an Infinite Vaginal Loop". More » -
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Bree Olson Totally Earned That Trophy
The delightfully sunny Bree Olson has been a fixture of the masturbatory fantasies of so many for so long that it came as a surprise for some folks last Saturday to learn that she had been awarded the Best New Starlet trophy at this year's AVN Awards, not so much because of that "best" aspect as for the "new" part: as one commenter noted in our awards show liveblogging coverage, "Is (she) that new? It seems like I have been rubbing 'em out to her forever." Such confusion is understandable: while an exhaustive ten second search of the Fleshbot archives shows that we did indeed introduce you to her almost exactly a year ago to the week, she'd been appearing on various hardcore paysites and in films like Smash Pictures' "Whale Tale #3" for several months prior to that, and well in advance of her signing as a contract girl for Adam and Eve—which we suppose is really what qualified her for her Best New Starlet nomination, at least on the dotted line. More » -
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Sneak Peek: "Bree Olson's Slumber Party"
DCypher reports: What do Bree Olson, a guy in a chicken suit, luchadors, serial killers, male strippers, fluffers, Evan Stone, twenty-four hour cable news feeds, genies, divisive partisan cat fight grudge fucks, alt porn, and lesbian pillow fight orgies all have in common? They're just the tip of the iceberg in David Lord's new feature sex comedy for Adam & Eve, tentatively titled "Bree Olson's Slumber Party" (because really, what else could it be called?)
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Bree Olson Finds The Dark Side Of Sex For Money
A glossier counterpart to this recent Ashley Blue story is Penthouse Digital's "Smut Peddler," directed by Guy Capo. In three boxes that arrived at Fleshbot West within a week of each other were dark movies detailing the unraveling of the pornstar fantasy. Here Bree Olson (unlike Blue and Sasha Grey) keeps the sobs to herself while providing a paid service to Dick Nasty who, along with Dirty Harry, has been aptly typecast as the Seedy Older Gentleman. Instead, while her mouth screams "I'm coming!", Olson's mind screams "I hate you!" More » -
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"Eden" Gets "Island Fever"
"Eden", Adam & Eve's tentpole production of 2007 (and likely to be beloved contract girl Carmen Luvana's swan song with the company) has a cover hauntingly familiar to last year's "Island Fever 4" from former collaborator Digital Playground, right down to the time-honored three-blondes-and-one-brunette motif. More » -
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Bree Olson In "Grand Theft Anal 10"
The Grand Theft Auto "Hot Coffee" mod might be slowly fading into the hazy mists of interweb gaming legend, but the spirit lives on in Zero Tolerance's "Grand Theft Anal" series, which celebrates its tenth installment by having the delightful Bree Olson and Fleshbot head emissions inspector Joanna Angel take it on (and in) all cylinders in a revved-up two hour production. Truth be told, the series doesn't really have much to do with its videogame namesake aside from the title and an occasional racing stripe motif in the wardrobe selections, though we're holding out hope that the next title in the GTA franchise takes a cue from its porn spinoff and features a "Straight To Anal" option too. (And don't worry if you haven't managed to catch the first nine titles in the series—we're pretty sure you won't have any problems picking up where the last one left off.) More »
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By FleshbotComment by Handeluzia: Hairy Palmer and the Prisoners of Asscumcan ...and the Chamber of Secretions ...and the Deep Throat Swallows Yep, most of those will work... more » | Other threads
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Redundant Porn of the Moment: "Jam It All The Way Up My Ass 4"
The act of jamming something up something else certainly implies getting it in there as far as it will go. If not, what else is there to jam it on? The only reason we can think of for the use of "all the way" is Bree Olson's glance to her left, as if she left her phone on, and it was ringing, and the fact that she's still got a thong on. Maybe the title should be "Don't Jam It on My Thong, Just Jam It Up My Ass". More »
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