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bree olson forever
"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More » -
mainstream crossover watch
Bree Olson Flexes Her Magical Muscles On Tosh.0
So apparently there is some show on Comedy Central called "Tosh.0." We're not sure what it's about, or what the format is, but the one and only Bree Olson was on last night, playing beer pong with Dave Attell. More » -
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Deep Inside Sarah Vandella
If Sunny Lane and Bree Olson were scientists creating the perfect blend of wholesomeness and hooker in their melon-scented lab, Sarah Vandella would win them the Nobel Prize in Saucy. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your Weekend In Vibrating Pussies And Asses
You know that feeling when you've got your barely-legal, barefoot and tippy-toed, cornfed and eager Mormon spouse by the ass? (You do? Awesome.) Well, like Matt Hooper said, I've got that beat. We've got a loveseat full of Cyberskin pussies and asses here at Fleshbot West. Can you identify them? More » -
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Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More » -
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Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson
Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America.
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flesh flicks
Kayden + Bree + Aiden + Penny = Amazing
The sleepovers we've attended were more about eating popcorn and watching movies than deepthroating dildos and making out—then again, Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Aiden Starr, and Penny Flame never made it to our sleepovers. More » -
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Bree Olson Finally Surrenders
As a big boobed blonde, Bree Olson generally gets typecast in a very specific role—and it's not one that involves much bondage and kink. More » -
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Don't Fuck With Bree Olson
Earlier this week, you may have seen a video of Bree Olson throwing a fit. Knowing Bree to be an intelligent, levelheaded girl, we figured there was probably a story behind this. More » -
flesh flicks
Bree's School Daze: Passing Notes And Making Passes At Girls
We knew Bree Olson had a naughty side... but passing notes in class? We're shocked! What next, Bree—are you going to make us gasp by revealing some (not so) secret Sapphic tendencies? More » -
mainstream crossover watch
Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment
Okay, we admit it: we had our doubts about PG Porn's Bang Bus spoof, "Helpful Bus"—in fact, we really only watched it for Bree Olson. But after a slow start, it won us over. More » -
EUROPORN TODAY
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More » -
marital aid test kitchen
Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More » -
teh internets
Pornstar Stalking Made Easy
If, like us, you're mainly interested in Twitter for the pornstars, then direct your attention this way: PornStarTweet allows you to easily stalk your favorite stars... without the fuss of actually joining Twitter. (pornstartweet.com, thumbnail) -
pinkening fleshmass
Come On And Take A Bree Ride: Olson Jacks Cars, Not You
If you're thinking there might be a silver lining to Bree Olson stealing your vehicle, think again. Olson's problem in "One Last Ride" is that she only fucks the bad guys. More » -
fleshbot requests
A Girl's Best Friend: Girls And Their Toys
Forget diamonds—any girl with the slightest bit of sexual sophistication knows who her real best friend is. And when best friends get together... well, we can certainly feel thelovelust in the air. More » -
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Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.
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They Are The Champions: AVN Award Winners In Action
The AVN Awards have come and gone, but the pornstars they celebrate are forever—as is their award-winning porn. This week, we'd like to take a moment to celebrate the performers who took home top honors. More » -
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Dispatches From The Red Carpet: The Best (And Worst) AVN Awards Fashion
Pornstars may get paid to not wear clothes—but even the professionally naked need to get dressed (and dressed up) sometimes. And when they do... well, some seem to be more successful than others. More » -
avn2009
And The AVN Award Winners Are...
What a night we had at the Mandalay Bay—so many stars, so many laughs... Flavor Flav—but we all know that's not the important part. What really matters is the awards, and who won them. More » -
avn2009
Postcards From Vegas: Ashlynn Brooke Is Not Bree Olson
Mere hours into her Vegas sojourn (and half a day before the AEE kickoff), your fearless leader encountered her very first pornstar. Standing in line for hotel check-in, she noticed a familiar looking blonde. More » -
flesh flicks
Bree Olson Vs. Peter North: Intergenerational Blowjob Battle
We suppose it isn't that surprising to learn that Bree Olson has sucked Peter North's cock (who hasn't, right?), but there was still a bit of a thrill to finding this clip. More » -
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Five Minutes With Bree Olson
Continuing on their mission to interview every pornstar we've ever fallen in love with, Hot Movies has just posted an interview with Crush Object Bree Olson, who we've somehow crushed out on even more. -
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2008 Popshots of the Year
The hundred pictures in this gallery say everything we need to know about America toward the end of the first decade of the 21st century, or at least they say a lot about its nipples. -
year in review
Crushed Out: Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2008
Another year, another chance to round up our very favorite babes and order them into one convenient, bite-sized list. More » -
awards
Bree And Kayden Team Up For XBIZ Awards
While Belladonna and Jenna Haze will be cohosting the AVN Awards, Bree Olson and Kayden Kross have been given the honor of hosting the XBIZ Awards. More » -
games
Adam & Eve Want To Take You On An Erotic Photo Hunt
Do you love Erotic Photo Hunt, but hate having to leave your house to play it? Well, you're in luck: Adam & Eve has just launched an online version of the popular bar game. More » -
you are there
Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"
While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?
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blinded with science
Don't Know Much About A Science Book: "Naughty Bookworms"
Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he’s getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn’t back up a little and get some distance, he’s never going to learn anything about plants. More » -
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Popshots of the Week! Cheeks And Geeks Edition
Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. More » -
you are there
Why L.A. Is Burning Up
This past Friday night, Adam & Eve threw a grand soiree at Boardners in Hollywood for the decadent release of Ernest Greene’s "O - The Power of Submission" sequel, "The Surrender of O." Rubber clad temptresses bobbed in between a sea of media types, comingling with other rising porn starlets and quaffing mind numbing elixirs from the theme bar. More » -
flesh flicks
Messin' Around With Bree Olson
Bree Olson is a very messy little thing. We saw her eat pudding once, and we swear, at the end of it all, there was more pudding on her face than in her mouth. But she's trying to get better about things—look, she's even got herself a little bib for when she gives blowjobs! Of course, even with that bib, she still manages to get cum everywhere. But it's okay, Bree. We love you anyway. More » -
this week in submission
Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"
If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More » -
hardcore
Bree And Sasha Together At Last
Most porn enthusiasts, even those with merely a hobby-level interest in medium, know exactly who both Bree Olson and Sasha Grey are—largely due to their collective smut ubiquity. Yes, chances are strong that if you've enjoyed straight pornographic materials in the last 18 months, you have at one time or another borne witness to these feisty and prolific young starlets churning out some unforgettably incendiary performance (one that is more than likely indelibly lodged in the secret folds of your spank bank, eagerly waiting for you to revisit it). Between the two of them, they have collectively won 18,000 awards, starred in a innumerable scenes, and are now working on their mainstream movies while their overworked staff answer calls about crossover endorsements and plan their respective runs for Congress on the “Fuck The Vote” platform. More » -
extreme pornstar showdown
Battle Of The Nice Girls: Bree Olson Vs Eva Angelina
Bree and Eva are both adorable, sweet little things—on the surface, at least. Scratch below the sweetness and smiles, however, and you'll discover some deliciously dirty desires (and, we're pleased to say, some deliciously dirty action as well). But which ray of sunshine is more to your liking? AVN Award winning Eva Angelina, whose glasses have always made our hearts skip a beat, or Adam and Eve contract star Bree Olson, whose girl-next-door good looks obscure the pervy thoughts that lie beneath? You, the people, must ultimately decide. Luckily, you'll find some materials that should help your decision under the jump. (And remember: this week's winner will face off against Jenna Haze in round two!) More » -
hardcore
Crash Into Me: "RollerDollz" Really Satisfies
It is probably a cortical-level urge to want to see women in tight clothes and roller skates; I imagine it has something to do with the increased speed with which they can be mashed together. It is this laser-focus on a basic human need that sets "Roller Dollz" apart from other porn fare this month. -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bree To Be In You And Me
Bree Olson is like a delicious abyss: sometimes we enter it and sometimes, if we have the means to wipe the sparkles off, it enters us.
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this week in porn titles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition
Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More »
















































