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more about #breeolson BigT42: Maybe it's just me, but while I love porn with girls wearing glasses, I don't much care for the cumshot on the glasses. more » paraffinshot: Two words: "I'm pregnant." more » MattChance: Kari Black knew that her next investigation was going to be good, as she'd been to her fair share of allegedly haunted prisons that actually turned ou... more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Love Sadie West as Angelina. I think someone like Angelina Armani would have been better as Jennifer. more » The HZA.: This didn't already exist? Wow. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I'm only surprised that it took this long! more » Dave J.: I don't know who that chick in the center of #23 is, but that is seriously the worst boob job I've ever seen. more » otko: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I could see this being the next big thing in porn, except for the whole STD testing process. That stuff can'... more » Epiphora: I love Sasha Grey, but I found this movie ridiculously boring. more » MalzyWheels: But I heard that he only comes once a year and then shoots up the chimney.... more » justingeist: I'm really sick of girls with nice natural tits getting ugly implants. That is so 1990s. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Revise porn"? Like the hidden message in Daft Punk's Discovery -- "very disco" -- I think you're right. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Needs more paddling. more » DontFearTheReaper: I really love her cam shows. Her personality shines right through. and she is fooking hawt!!!! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Being 101 in the series, I am surprised they did not attempt a campus/classroom theme. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: They lusa their inhibitions, I see. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Blue Ribbon? The Derby? Maybe you were just mistaken. Or maybe there is no extreme anal, e.g. rose-budding, in this film to make use of the actual Lo... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Smash Mouth lies! "Only shooting stars break the mold?" Heh. I don't see Cytherea, here. /granted, she prolly shoots for a different studio //still... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Computers are heavy machinery? Is somebody out there surfing Fleshbot from an EEVIAC? more » -
#fleshflicks
Bree Olson Makes It Rain
There's really no reason for Anthony Rosano to be sweating this much. We can only assume that Bree Olson is made of lava. Hot, sexy, blonde lava. More » -
#hardcore
"Cum Fuck Them Young" Reminds Us Of The Halcyon Days Of Yesteryear
Nowadays, the erudite porn consumer has a plethora of choices confronting them, particularly when it comes to the insatiable desire to see some sweet, young poon merrily demolished. No one understands this burning itch better than New Sensations. More » -
#outrage
Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind
Bubba the Love Sponge seems reprehensible on his "Bubba Raw 4," in which the Howard/Opie-esque radio host tries to convince Bree Olson that one of his lackies is blind. He appears scandalized when she doesn't believe him. More » -
#dvd
Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”
The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More » -
#dvd
"Lexington Loves Big White Tits"
Why is Bree Olson, who just re-upped with Adam & Eve, such a treasure? One reason can be found in the compilation "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits," in which she wipes Steele's come out of her eye with his cock. More » -
#dvd
"Bree's College Daze 2": Call Me Deacon Goo
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - but what wonderful institution of higher learning has Bree Olson Ass Plaid as its school colors, and can it keep me from matriculating on myself? More » -
#breeolsonforever
"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More » -
#dvd
Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More » -
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#dvd
Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson
Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America.
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#europorntoday
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More » -
#pinkeningfleshmass
Come On And Take A Bree Ride: Olson Jacks Cars, Not You
If you're thinking there might be a silver lining to Bree Olson stealing your vehicle, think again. Olson's problem in "One Last Ride" is that she only fucks the bad guys. More » -
#dvd
Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.
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#thisweekinsubmission
Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"
If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More » -
#hardcore
Bree And Sasha Together At Last
Most porn enthusiasts, even those with merely a hobby-level interest in medium, know exactly who both Bree Olson and Sasha Grey are—largely due to their collective smut ubiquity. Yes, chances are strong that if you've enjoyed straight pornographic materials in the last 18 months, you have at one time or another borne witness to these feisty and prolific young starlets churning out some unforgettably incendiary performance (one that is more than likely indelibly lodged in the secret folds of your spank bank, eagerly waiting for you to revisit it). Between the two of them, they have collectively won 18,000 awards, starred in a innumerable scenes, and are now working on their mainstream movies while their overworked staff answer calls about crossover endorsements and plan their respective runs for Congress on the “Fuck The Vote” platform. More » -
#atthemovies
Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison
Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation to see which Jones did the best job keeping our hearts racing. (Oh, and spoiler alert!: major plot points of both films are revealed below, so if you still haven't seen either one consider yourself warned. We wouldn't want to spill which one of our heroes gets to have a threeway or anything.) More »
