The book captures the "sexy and carefree and wild" lives of boys and girls (mostly girls) living in Brazil. The notable nudes include Gisele Bundchen, Isabeli Fontana , Emanuela De Paula, Fernanda Lima, Aline Moraes, Ana Beatriz Barros and Guisela Rhein. So grab copy of the book, slip into a Speedo, and take that Brazilian vacation you've always wanted to.

· Brazilian celebs pose naked for Mario Testino's new book (nudography.com)

That's right. Picture a humid Rio insane asylum with its hypnotic samba rhythms and Carnaval setting, as the patients sip their Caipirinhas and talk about their feelings. When the nurses leave, the cocks come out.

Maybe we paint a disquieting picture of healthcare in other parts of the world, but we do so only as a public service. We also want to alert you to the fact that every country seems to have its own Tanner Mayes.

Because apparently, in Brazil, there are asylums in which the therapeutic milieu requires four tits and four balls carried by just three people.

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Well, we've just gotten a taste...and we think we like it. Observe: the sex scene from last year's "Nome Proprio." We're not totally sure what the movie's about (we don't speak Portuguese!), but we do like the way this all unfolds (also, all the nudity).

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Above, a clip from "Alice." We'd tell you what it's about, but, well, our Portuguese is pretty poor. (Our appreciation of good sex scenes, however, is stellar.)

· "Alice" (alice-hbo.tv)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Well, Dany has a dick.

This one (the realization, not the dick) crept up on me.

Should I have guessed by the oddly-placed tattoo? The smallish, muscular breast? Yeah, maybe, but years of sensitivity training has taught me to over look those indicators of penis-having.

Thanks, Fleshbot inservice!

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Brazilian sisters Jessica and Giselle Correa (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
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The video tackles quite a few difficult questions—like whether Brazil is a conservative or liberal country—but leaves the most important one unanswered. Namely: will Richard Kern ever leave Brazil? We've seen the women, people. If we were Kern, we'd do everything in our power to stay forever.

· Shot By Kern - Shaiene (vbs.tv)

Girlfriends???

Studio: Third World Media
Director: Ed Hunter
Cast: Talita, Paola Felix, Erika, Gisely, Nicole, Thays, Nataly, Paola Lima

Review by: Gram Ponante

When it became clear that Girlfriends? was about trannies in trysts with bio-women, I wondered if there'd be a part of each scene devoted to The Reveal. After all, it is well-documented that women only engage in Sapphic relationships because they've been hurt by, or wish to get back at, men, and to have the woman to whom you've entrusted your vengeance reveal that she, too, is a dude must be a Great Moment in Cinema.

I also wondered, as a pornologist, how the trannies themselves must feel about an encounter with less-Adam's Apple-y versions of themselves.

So this movie, with its simple but ambiguous title, has a lot of context in it already.

But if Talita and Paola Felix were surprised or jealous of each other in Girlfriends?' opening scene, none of it is made plain. This is probably because they have rich inner lives.

Talita, who looks like a combination of Elizabeth Berkeley and Jenny Hendrix (above the waist) and who has a penchant for looking at the camera, performs better and appears to be enjoying herself more than most trannies, perhaps because she feels she might be fucking a mermaid.

It is unclear from the credits who is who. International Porn Naming Standards dictate that the female be listed before the male in every pairing but IPNS are hazy on Tranny/bio-woman scenes. So I assume that Talita is the transsexual here, simply because it sounds a little Fabulous.

Erika, who is listed first in the credits in a scene also featuring Gisely, is less so. Gisely is a ripe Sao Paulo beauty and Erika seems to be her rough-talking cab driver.

A slightly disturbing scene is the one between Nicole and Thays. Nicole, you see, is uncircumcised and is the first of this group who seems like she might be not particularly attracted to her partner, who seems perfectly nice and would have no trouble catching hetero fellas. But in their post-coital shower scene (a staple in Ed Hunter's tranny movies, we've found), all seems forgiven.

Some sort of transsexual tectonic shift occurs in the final scene between Nataly and Paola Lima, however. Lima, the bio-woman, seems to be rocking the disaffected hooker look normally donned by transsexuals in such films, whereas the (again, uncircumcised) Nataly is, by comparison, all sweetness and light.

While I would have welcomed an attempt to dramatize The Reveal a little more, Girlfriends? is a good example of an emerging niche with somewhere to go; when confronted with the idea of trannies and bio-women, we think: "What might that look like?" and "That might actually happen!" as opposed to our feelings about Transsexual MILFs and Transsexual Babysitters and Barely Legal Trannies.

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Currently, the ladies who cheer for Brazil's football teams are following closely in the American tradition—they'd all fit in quite well at an NFL game—but we're hoping that, as the cheerleader tradition becomes more and more a part of Brazilian sports tradition, we'll get to see a little more Brazilian flavor in the outfits. Hey, we know we'd feel some serious team spirit if we could cheer along with a thong clad pep squad!

· As animadoras de torcida do futebol brasileiro (br.noticias.yahoo.com, thanks T!)

Then, of course, we went to the google to try and figure out what, exactly, we were being shown (aside from some rather hot porn of a sexy blonde). It seems that the star of these clips is one Vivi Brunieri, ex-girlfriend of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo, and budding pornstar in her own right. Of course, because she's the ex-girlfriend of a soccer star (one who's apparently had a few sex scandals in his past), it's all extra scandalous—but even hey, even if that means nothing to you, it's still some pretty good porn. (Sample clip above, more via the links below. Thanks D!)

· Brazilian Hot Blonde Vivi Ronaldinha (xvideos.com)
· Vivi Ronaldinha Outdoor (xvideos.com)
· Vivi Ronaldinha Hardcore 2 (xvideos.com)

· A dancer performs on a Vila Isabel samba school float (news.yahoo.com)

· MTV: Except for AIDS, nothing has changed (coloribus.com, also seen @ copyranter.blogspot.com)

And porn is different in Brazil, too, as most of it is performed as a sideline to prostitution. That is why "Miss Teen Brazil 7," directed by Fernando Marques, is kind of a travelogue as well as a porn film. We see downtown Sao Paulo, get a hint of how horrifying traffic is there, and are further impressed by how Brazil appears to be One Nation Under a Tanline.

Unless you understand Portuguese (popozuda is Brazilian Portuguese for "great big ass"), you will not follow any of the incidental conversation in this movie. But you will be happy to know that, whereas Americans say "Oh, fuck!" in the heat of the moment, Brazilian women - even teen prostitutes - say "Oy."

The women in this movie have a well-traveled but amiable look about them. One even licks a churro.

So get your popozuda to your nearest video store and get "Teen Brazil 7."

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Yes, twenty-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who's been seen cavorting with none other than Madge herself, appeared in Hostel, a racy late night Brazilian TV series. But we're sad to say that Jesus had a non-sex role. Oh, the humanity!

But hey, who knows? Maybe we'll happen across a Madonna/Jesus sex tape. Then everyone will be happy. (Except, perhaps, Madonna and Jesus).

· Madonna's Brazilian hunk in porn flick (stuff.co.nz)
· Madonna's Beau Has XXX Past (xbiz.com)

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· Daniela Cavalieri & Friends Naked In Sexy- Brazil 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

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· Amanda Rodrigues (sexyclube.ig.com, via dailypoa.com)

André Maleronka, Autumn's partner in crime, reports:

The subgenre of carnival-themed releases has ended up somewhere between commonplace and mandatory for the Brazilian porn makers. The producers had an idea that was more or less interesting: to use the help of amateurs in the middle of the action who would register themselves per email or by phone. Other than that, everything would go per usual, with couples of small groups of professional adult actors giving their all – or not – in front of the cameras, while extras would emulate the carnivalesque euphoria and a group of samba drummers would provide the music.

You had to sign a model release at the entrance and they were handing out multi-colored condoms, as well as bandanas (for the men) and baby tees (for the girls) emblazoned with the logo from the production company.

To say that it was interesting doesn't mean that it was any good. The stars of the evening were AVN winner Monica Mattos and Alessandra Marques, dressed as samba dancers, and the Mercenária do Funk, that did a lot more than samba dancing. Monica, looking gorgeous, wandered through the hall and took advantage of the open bar. Alessandra Marques did samba dances on a little stage above the main floor. The Mercenária did all kinds of acrobatic moves including the splits on the confetti-covered dance floor while she gave one lucky fellow a blow job.

Even the swingers from the suburbs couldn't do much about the bizarre atmosphere emanating from the young amateurs – appropriately described by an onlooker as "the worst of the sketchy guys that you avoid in the clubs"- completely drunk and trying to look like professional fuckers. Nobody revealed themselves as a great talent for the cameras and we didn't get turned on in the slightest.

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Oh, Brazilians. Maybe it is the fact they dwell in the only South American country to have seen no bloodshed in a postcolonial transfer of power that their asses are so delightful. These women from the Salvador and Bahia area do not understand English, but ... well, but nothing.

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