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more about #brazil more comments → Gram Ponante: not just that, but polyamorousmaths more » Beau Nerd: ...Four tits and four balls carried by just three people. This is a golden opportunity to teach maths to horny college students nationwide. "If Bil... more » Alan.B.Nogueira: It is not so simple, sometimes Brazilian TV is a little liberal, when show movies. But in The production here is worst than USA. Cable TV is different. more » Uli_Kunkel: Yeah, Brazil's got tiddies and asses in thongs on regular network television. they need to step it up a little on pay cable. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: The heir & the spare. more » TheolaHippodamia: They're also porn "actresses", and the title of their first movie is "Mommy, I made a porno!" ("Mamãe, fiz pornô!"). No joke. more » WoreItWell: Gorgeous, but it is just baffling that the incest fetish continues, even if it is in a softcore setting such as above. more » LordOsiris: As much as I want to dispute this claim, such evidence has been presented making it impossible. more » BitchesFreeman: Is it bad that I keep reading "Richard Kern" and seeing "Richard Karn" (the guy who played Al on Home Improvement) more » -
#babes
Brazilians Go Big On Babes, Booty
You may remember Mario Testino from the nude Working Girl spread he did for V Magazine. Now he's put together a book of Brazilian beauties doing what they do best: looking hot. More » -
#dvd
"Trisexual Asylum": So Much More Than A Booby Hatch
Consider the Brazilian transsexual. How many times has she heard the party-ending question "Who brought the tranny to the threesome" (and in Portuguese, no less)? Now imagine how high the stakes would be in a mental hospital. More » -
#movies
"Nome Proprio": Fighting And Fucking
Brazilians are known for being comfortable with nudity and happily embracing of sexual freedom (at least during Carnaval). So we've wondered for years: what are sex scenes in Brazilian movies like? More » -
#tv
"Alice": HBO's Steamy Latin Lovers
For the most part, we've been pretty impressed by the nudity on American HBO (maybe not so much this season, but in general). However, now that we've seen what they run on HBO Brasil...we want to go to there. More » -
#dvdpreview
Fleshbot OMG: Caipirinha Edition
I was really expecting this to be a creampie movie. Dany De Castro looks a lot like those mannish field hockey-playing girls from my prep school days. "No more cotillions for you, Dany," I thought, "now that you're in porn." More » -
#sisters
Jessica And Giselle Correa: Never Were There Such Devoted Sisters
What's the one thing better than a sexy, naked Brazilian girl? A sexy, naked Brazilian girl and her sexy, naked sister. Say hello to Jessica and Giselle Correa. (And you thought you had a good relationship with your siblings!) More »
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#babes
Richard Kern Continues His Brazilian Sojourn
Dirty picture taker Richard Kern is still in Brazil, soaking up the local culture (translation: ogling the hot girls). His girl du jour is Shaiene (pronounced like Cheyenne), a model who's dipping her toes into the wild world of sexy modeling. More » -
#dvd
Untucking "Girlfriends"
With a title like "Girlfriends???", I expected a film about the backstabbing duplicity of trophy wives or False Facebook Friends. But this tale of love on the bikini-line-lined streets of Brazil featured other subequatorial shenanigans. More » -
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#cheerleaders
Cheerleaders, Brazilian Style
Brazil has given us so many things—the thong bikini, the Brazilian wax, Gisele Bundchen—and now, finally, we've been able to repay them by sending an American tradition down south. Yes, Brazil now has cheerleaders. More »
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#scandal
Ex-WAG Vivi Brunieri's Very First Porno
We know very little about sports—and even less about soccer—so when we got an email directing us to videos of the FA Ronaldo's ex-wife doing the sex, we just sorta stared blankly for a bit. More » -
#carnaval
Wish We Were Here
While we've been slaving away here in New York, Brazilians have been partying hard at Carnaval. We're sad we didn't make it down—but at least the AP was there to record the boobage for us. More » -
#sexeducation
MTV Uses Vintage Sexy For Safer Sex Message
Oh, Brazil: land of Carnaval, SexyClub, and safer sex ads full of vintage porn. Why can't America be this cool? More » -
#todayinchurrolicking
"Teen Brazil 7": It's OK If They're Hookers
Prostitutes—even teen prostitutes—are different in Brazil. Sao Paulo hookers kiss on the lips and blow you in the car. If you've ever driven in Brazil, you know that that's dedication. More » -
#scandal
Madonna's New Beau Is (Not) A Pornstar
Much as we would love to be able to tell you that Madonna is dating a "secret pornstar" (as Stuff would have you believe), we must report that the truth is far more mundane. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Daniela Cavalieri's Not Afraid To Be Naked
Daniela Cavalieri isn't like all those other WAGs. Dany (as she's known to her friends and the editors of Sexy Magazine) is a kind, generous soul; one who's willing to shed her clothes, and open her heart (and legs) to the people, giving her adoring fans what they really want: hot naked pictures. Truly, she's a woman of the people. More » -
#babes
Sexy Is As Sexy Does
Is SexyClube a website? Is it a magazine (or "revista," as those crazy Brazilians say)? Is it full of hot naked chicks like Amanda Rodrigues? Given that the answer to the last (and clearly, most important) question is a resounding yes, who cares about the other stuff? We, for one, are perfectly happy to sit back and enjoy the view of Brazil—we'll let the scientists worry about classifications. More » -
#youarethere
A Night At The Carnaval
Always the adventurer, our friend and beloved photographer Autumn Sonnichsen recently hit the set of a Brazilian porn production, where a Carnaval-themed production was being filmed. Amidst the chaos, she was able to snap some beautiful behind the scenes photos, capturing the action as only Autumn can (and, even better, she was nice enough to share them with us!). More » -
#pornbrazilians
Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"
Let's make something clear: we are all about the wispy, journal-writing, suicide-attempting waifs that sometimes appear in these virtual pages. But attention must be paid when a movie comes our way promising that "these jizz gobbling, nut draining, mocha skinned sweethearts can deep throat a foot long cock for hours at a time without cumming up for air." That's right: hours. Hey Aqualung! More » -
#babes
We always thought that Grace Kelly looked amazing in "Rear Window" and "To Catch A Thief," but we sure would like to see the movie these photos came from. Who knew the Princess of Monaco also had Brazilian tan lines? (On second thought, maybe we're thinking of a different Grace?) (dailypoa.com) -
#nudes
Photos By Tatiana Reis: How Naked People Live
These pictures by Brazilian photographer Tatiana Reis are filled with headless torsos and zoomed-in nipples and various other bodies parts, all attached to fabulous skinny people who have nothing better to do with their time than hang around the house with other fabulous naked people. It's a rough life, but someone has to photograph it and upload to it to the internet so that rest of can enjoy it vicariously. More » -
#theass
Remembrance Of Things Assed: "Miss Big Ass Brazil"
For whatever reason (and don't delve too deeply into it), I looked at the title of this movie and heard a rebuke from my mother. "And if you're so smart, Miss Big Ass Brazil, why did you flunk Algebra?" If something primal in your own memory was stirred by these images, join us after the gap. More » -
#carolcastro
Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused a bit of a stir by posing in the local version of Playboy while holding a crucifix—which is apparently frowned upon down there! (A court has actually ordered the publishers to stop distributing the magazine.) And people are generally so calm and forgiving about all that religious stuff! (guanabee.com) -
#photo
Amanda Com: Nude Photography Done Nice And Easy
Sometimes the best thing you can say about a photograph is that it doesn't look like other photographs. We can't quite define what it is about the images from this photographer's portfolio that made us do a double take—other than the fact that they just feel different than the usual art nude fare. Maybe it's the sexy Brazilian models and how they seem so casual about licking strawberries or maybe pulling a gun on you. The work is both slick and relaxed in that "polished amateur" way that we like a lot. Plus, she goes by the name Amanda Com, which makes us feel like we're at a really sexy comic book convention or something. That would certainly be different! More » -
#cintiadocker
Cintia Docker is sexy, sultry, looks good in underwear and we've never heard of her before today. That means she's from Brazil, obviously, and we'll do our best not to forget her name. (cameltap.com) -
#babes
If you've already forgotten what day it is and need something to jog your memory, try this sexy calendar by Brazilian model Karina Flores. Sure, it's for 2009 and we don't see any actual dates on it, but it's got to help somehow. (areaticino.com) -
#babes
The tall and tanned model factory also known as "Brazil" has exported photos of its new edition Cibele Dorsa looking like, well ... a hot model from Brazil. We're starting to think their entire national economy is somehow tan line based. (thumblogger.com) -
#pornbrazilians
"Teen Brazil 3" Softly Whispers "Some Day Soon"
Have you been to Brazil? You really should go. From the favelas on the hill to the gun battles on the street, everyone is ready for a sexy good time. If you book a ticket, bring me along and I will hold Isabella on my lap just in case there's some emergency. More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week: And A Shemale Midget Shall Lead Them
A notion of standards prevents us from showing you a photo of the titular shemale midget at the top of this story, but we all remember when Atticus Finch invoked a shemale midget in his defense of Tom Robinson, so we figured we could at least mention a shemale midget in the title and still win points with our literate readership without actually having to show you his/her truncated Boo Radley. More » -
#models
Sao Paulo Fashion Week: It's Nipple-tastic!
Even though they currently export 32% of the world's supermodels, Brazil isn't necessarily known as a hot bed of fashion. Mostly because from what we've seen, nobody wears any clothes down there. But since it is a nation of gorgeous runway model-caliber people, they have earned the right to hold their own fashion week spectacle in Sao Paulo. So what happens when you combine hot weather, outrageous fashion designers, and a bevy of homegrown babes? Nipples, and lots of them! Judging by the looks on display, this year's hot clothiers aren't really that enthusiastic about actually clothing people. As you can see in the gallery below, the whole affair is basically a barely-concealed boob lover's dream. More » -
#babes
Talita and Tamires are 19 year old Brazilian models who are hot, naked, and sexy. Oh, and we should probably mention that they're twins, too. If you need a moment to sit down and collect yourself, go right ahead. We'll still be here when you get back. (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#hardcore
Reality Kings Go Down (To Brazil), Again
Caipirinhas, condoms, and copious tanlines, of course, always lead our thoughts back to old Brazil. The site Reality Kings.com is a Miami-based affair that regularly travels to places like Mar Cazador (The Married Sea) in Guaruja to find the most delightful hookers. That Fleshbot chose to hold its editorial retreat at the Bogue Chitto Water Park this year instead only adds to our wanderlust. More » -
#anabeatrizbarros
Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros gets around. She and her nipple made it all the way to Italy for an appearance on the cover of GQ. We guess that's what makes a model super. (dailypoa.com) -
#laisaandrioli
Laisa Andrioli is a sexy soccer player with a hot body and deep tan lines and she's from Brazil. Is there anyone from Brazil who doesn't fit that description? (dailypoa.com) -
#advertising
When he's not taking pictures of naked models in bed, Mario Sorrento is taking pictures of naked models on beach chairs: apparently it's an ad for some brand of Brazilian hooch, but we've been staring at it for half an hour now and we're still too distracted to find the bottle. (wwd.com - thanks RE) -
#boobs
Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com) -
#babes
Andreia Schwartz started her own high-priced call girl service in New York, after leaving the Emperor's Club (that other high-priced call girl ring that you may have heard about.) Then she got busted and deported to Brazil. Even if none of that were true, it was still a good idea for Brazilian magazine "Sexy" to feature her in a nude photo spread. These pics are much more newsworthy than whatever some silly governor is up to. (nydailynews.com + dailypoa.com) -
#babes
What do you think they call "lad mags" in Brazil? We would ask Dani Bolina, but she appears to be busy lounging seductively, so we won't bother her. (dailypoa.com) -
#amateur
Hot Love With Hannah And Carlos (And Their Friends)
Despite all the jokes we may make about it whenever we come across fap material in a foreign tongue, porn really is the universal language: though our Portuguese isn't good enough to decipher what Hannah and Carlos have written on their blog, the tastefully blurry hardcore pictures they've posted of themselves getting it on with each other and the occasional ladyfriend make their message perfectly clear. Now if only they'd stop those "Songs for Hannah" from autoplaying—there's nothing like a blast of Carrie Underwood to make our hot Brazilian sex fantasies go awry. Think there's a way to use porn to tell them that, too? More »
