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more about #bras more comments → Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: At least they're not called The Wonder Bras Don't give Buddyhead any ideas for rejuvenating the scene. Coming this summer, from Buddyhead Records, The... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: Now this is a band with an epic live show: [www.muchosucko.com] "Always remember, to use lube..." more » BadPipsewah: I was hoping they would get lost on their way to the stage, a la Spinal Tap. more » Pinkie: Y'know, with the sound turned off, they're not bad. more » The HZA.: Wow... The thought is there really. If only the band sucked less. more » SudiptaBabalas: ...Still, compared to what my kids listen to on Radio Disney, it ain't so bad. more » -
#boobs
Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete
Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job? More » -
#video
The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band
We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras. More » -
#hardcore
In Praise Of The Tease: Top Ten Sex In Lingerie Videos
Much as we love nudity (and we do, quite a lot), we still appreciate a well done tease. Whether it's a burlesque beauty not quite stripping down, an illicit glimpse up the skirt or down the shirt, or even getting off while some clothes are still on—sometimes, it's what we can't have that's the hottest thing of all. In that spirit, we'd like to celebrate the grand tradition of girls keeping their bras on during sex. Sure, we'd love to see their lovely assets... but it's really hot knowing that we can't. (And those bras make the boobs look so hot, to boot!) -
#lingeriewatch
We don't know much about fashion here at Fleshbot, and are thus unable to tell you whether the photos in this blog post constitute an actual trend or not. But we do know that open cup bras are the kind of lingerie we can definitely get behind. Or in front of, actually, since the view is so much better. (trenddelacreme.com - thanks F.; thumbnail via kikidm.com) -
#katiegreen
Scandal!: Underwear Model Once Modeled Without Underwear
You may recognize Katie Green's cleavage from that new Wonderbra ad—or maybe from a totally shocking and scandalous threeway lesbian porno shoot she did in her "shameful past." We know it must be very hard for British tabloids to accept the fact that a woman who gets paid to model see-through underwear might at one point in her life have modeled just her body—but sadly, it does happen sometimes. The News Of The World is so torn up over this they even forget to "CENSOR" one of the three topless photos in question! Hopefully, the fine and upstanding folks at Wonderbra will see fit to punish Katie Green the way they punished their last shameless nude porno model ... by giving her her own line of lingerie. If you can stomach it, the offending pictures are below. More » -
#boobs
Wonderbra Crowdsources Breasts To Sell ... Uh, Something
Hey, remember when Wonderbra asked all those regular gals to take their shirts off to help with their advertising? Well, here's the result—the world's largest set of boobs that's actually made up of lots of smaller sets of boobs. (Although some of the "smaller" boobs aren't so small.) Sure, that big mosaic might be sort of overwhelming, but at least on the web version you can zoom in and focus on the details. Oh, and be alert: they may also be trying to sell you something here, but we're not quite sure what it is. More » -
#bras
Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, so it's not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can't wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk) -
#greatmomentsinadvertising
Wonderbra's advertising is, as always, subtle and tasteful. Although, maybe they stole this one from Enzyte. (photoshelter.com, via adrants.com) -
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#babelogs
From A To DD At The Bra Blog
We don't always pay too much attention to bras, since we're usually too focused on the stuff they're supposed tp be supporting to really give much thought to the details of the material they're made from or how they're constructed. But the The Bra Blog is making us look at these ubiquitous pieces of intimate apparel in a whole new light, (Of course, it probably has something to do with all those hot bra-encased models it features in its posts, but at least we're not immediately undressing them with our eyes like we usually do.) Now if we can finally figure out how to handle all those different kinds of clasps with one hand, we'll be set! More » -
#babes
At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade
Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump. More » -
#sexsells
A rigorous scientific study shows that when men are asked to choose between a small immediate gain or a larger future reward, they will make the impulsive, instantly gratifying choice—especially if they just held on to a bra or saw a woman running in a bikini. We don't really know what it all means, but it might explain why we spend so much of our income buying steak knives from TV commercials. (eurekalert.org) -
#bras
Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina is suing Victoria's Secret because she claims that a "bra malfunction" cost her a job, a future modeling career, and left her body scarred. Yet another reason to only dress yourself exclusively in cured meats ... (wyff4.com) -
#dubiousprogress
Strange as it may seem, there are actually some women out there who want to avoid nip slips. For thesespoilsportsmore modest types, we present the Winkee, a thong-like bra attachment that does away with any chance of untoward exposure (and, we might add, cleavage). We're hoping this thing doesn't catch on—it could totally put us out of business. (thewinkee.com, via dailybedpost.com) -
#food
Mmmmm ... bacon. Wait, we mean: Mmmmm ... boobs. Sorry, our taste buds got confused. (Flickr, via foundshit.com, via worldofwonder.net) -
#brabreakingnews
Urgent (hyper)developing news from our friends at XFanz: Rachel Aldana (owner of the biggest boobs in Britain, as you may recall) has upgraded her bra from 32JJ to 32K, a cup size that Albert Einstein himself declared mathematically impossible due to the constraints of relativity theory. She sure showed him! (xfanz.com) -
#video
Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar
The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randystewardessflight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it. More » -
#bras
The Wal-Mart of Great Britain (seriously, the store is owned by Wal-Mart) has announced that it will no longer charge women more for bras with extra-large cup sizes. This is great news for breasts, but bad news for wet t-shirt contest operators everywhere. (reuters.com) -
#advertising
Dita Von Teese Gets Into New Underwear
Longtime readers of Fleshbot know that we like keeping our eyes on the whereabouts of the delectable Dita Von Teese (really, who doesn't?), and in the two months or so since we had occasion to post something about her it seems that she's been busy getting signed as the new face of Wonderbra — though we have a feeling it wasn't exactly her face that qualified her for the gig — and will be collaborating with Victoria's Secret on a a signature line of dainties for the company. It's a pretty shrewd marketing move all around, especially since it'll give us all an excuse to look at even more pictures of Dita in frilly underthings. Maybe we should start subscribing to that catalogue again? More » -
#vintage
As we struggle to deal with our new case of PVDS (Post-Vegas Depression Syndrome), we find ourselves digging out from under our email inbox and transitioning back to the stories that usually matter the most to us—like masturbating to 1970s Sears catalog bra advertisements. Oh, like you never thought of spanking it to those chicks in their turquoise bra-dickies? Hot stuff! (truebeatgeneration.blogspot.com) -
#advertising
A Wonderbra ad without any boobs? Well, it's an unusual strategy, but we think they get they point across. (Think about it. You'll figure it out.) (Copyranter) -
#travel
Is it wrong that reading this woman's account of her airport security strip search has got us totally hot right now? For the record, we support profiling if it ensures that every pair of 34FFs are safe and "balanced." (canada.com) -
#underwear
Triumph International is a large German underwear conglomerate, but they apparently leave most of their R&D to their Japanese division. And rightly so, because where else would they come up contraptions like the heated bra and the voter turnout ensemble? Makes your little wings look pretty silly, huh ladies? (inventorspot.com) -
#bras
Introducing the chopstick bra, for those sexy ladies who want to look their bustiest even when they don't have time to sit down for a meal. Dumplings not included. (spluch.blogspot.com) -
#fetishiswhereyoufindit
Apparently, formerly intimate pieces of lingerie like bras, panties, corsets, slips and garter belts are now "display items" worn out in the open over other articles of clothing on runways everywhere. Which doesn't really surprise us, since we've been paying very close attention to them for a while now. (NY Times) -
#boobs
Here's a twist ... a woman in Idaho was asked to take off her bra before going into a courtroom. It's not as salacious as it sounds, but it's still an encouraging development for our legal system. (msnbc.msn.com) -
#unusualproblems
A quarter of UK women are too fat to fasten their own bras, which is great because a quarter of all geeks are too klutzy to unhook them. We think the solution is pretty obvious here, isn't it? (sky.com + kontraband.com) -
#worldofmammaries
One thousand words on the history of the bra and not one photo to support your research? Doesn't that violate some code of journalism ethics or something? (alternet.org; boobies provided by Gianna Michaels @ mystackedwife.com) -
#saluteyourshorts
Happy National Underwear Day! (Again)
We're not sure if our worldly brothers and sisters at Gridskipper knew just how timely their lingerie treasure hunt would be, but it couldn't have come at a better time as today is National Underwear Day! Sure, the cynical among you might say it's just another made up holiday used to promote online undies store Freshpair.com, but those people just don't know how to appreciate hot models strutting around in their delicates and unmentionables. We all wear underwear (sometimes) so we look to events like these to bring us together to hold hands in the spirit of cultural harmony or something—so we're simply honoring that ideal with a couple choice links and some of the greatest hits from our archives. Remember ... seeing someone in their skivvies is just one small step from seeing them completely naked, and that's always a good reason to celebrate. More »
