Fleshbot: brandi belle

Guys, you might think it would be easy to...

Jonnobot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:50:13 EDT

Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded—but then, you're not the dude who's subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don't have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the test. So give this guy a break, OK? These things can be distracting enough as it is. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Brandi Belle Will Not Be Ignored

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:55:21 EDT

Hey, buddy! We're sure that your World of Warcraft game is going really well back there, but sometimes it pays to stop and smell the roses once awhile. You know, turn off the computer, put down the joystick, go outside and get some fresh air. Or even better ... turn around for five seconds and pay attention to the pornstar getting fucked right ... behind ... you! Maybe Brandi Belle has sex on your couch every day, but for most of us that's a pretty rare occurrence. Don't let your porn life pass you by!

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· Couple fuck in the same room as oblivious roommate (PornHub.com)
· Brandi Belle (brandibelle.com)

Small Boobs Need Love Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:30:25 EDT

In the world of porn, bigger is usually thought of as better: big hard cocks, bra busting boobs, big teased hair. But here at Fleshbot, we like to celebrate all sizes — especially when it comes to boobs. And it seems we're not the only ones who feel that way. As severn123 made abundantly clear, a little bit of tit can go a long, long way. For the days when more than a mouthful is more than enough, we offer up a selection of our favorite members of the itty bitty titty committee. They're all beautiful, and not a one over a B cup.

Miyu Sakurai (jheat.com)

Mayhem (burningangel.com)

Ariel Rebel (coedcherry.com)

Stoya

Charlie Laine (galleries.danni.com)

Brandi Belle

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For a gal who's so cheerful and wholesome...

Jonnobot — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:50:57 EDT

For a gal who's so cheerful and wholesome looking, that Brandi Belle sure is evil. Then again, we guess she could have left poor Enzo on all fours serving as a human coffee table for a lot longer instead of giving him a blowjob as a reward for his trouble. So maybe she's not that evil. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Brandi Belle Learns How Nice It Is To Have A Man Around The House

Jonnobot — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:03:57 EST

We always thought the delightful Brandi Belle knew everything there was to know when it came to things like getting a naked dude in a bow tie to wash her car and then give him a blowjob for his trouble, but it turns out that we can all use a mentor for some things in life. Guess you really can teach an old dog new tricks! (Er, not that she's a dog, or old, but ... you know what we mean.) (preview @ brandibelle.com, via YDM)

Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:30:55 EST

It's that time of year again ... time to kick back with a nice tall glass of ~~Night Train~~ fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year's crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject's astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel's Pixie Pearl is "the girl that keeps me up at night." No, we won't tell you who it is ... but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don't say we didn't warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid's wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven't made the initials "CFNM" sexy for you ... well, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn't even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard's magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard's rack is something we can't see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.

Eve ("Iga") Wyrwal
It came from Poland ... the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as "Iga" this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn't keep adding to her aliases; we're having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.

Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground's attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God's Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray's character in "Lost in Translation" stay in Japan. (So what if she's half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn't go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

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Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America's Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Industrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she's at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot's Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005's Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006's Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We'll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Oh, Brandi Belle ... thank you for making...

Jonnobot — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:16:12 EST

Oh, Brandi Belle ... thank you for making many a skinny geeky nerd guy's fantasy come true this holiday season. If only we shared a locker room with gals like you and your friends when we were in school, we totally would've dropped the soap in the shower a lot more often. (brandibelle.com, via yourdirtymind.com)

Ever wonder what it would be like to be...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:43:59 EDT

Ever wonder what it would be like to be the boyfriend of webstar Brandi Belle? Take a long hard look at your future career in porn. (inclusive.wordpress.com)

Since we first fell in lust with Brandi...

Violet Blue — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:27:20 EDT

Since we first fell in lust with Brandi Belle, it seems she's gone almost exclusively into creating high quality hardcore CFNM (clothed female, naked male) porn with her (gorgeous, and occasionally naked) girlfriends: yesterday's hot new installment The Delivery Man says it all, and damned if he doesn't look like Beck. But can Scientology and CFNM really mix? Only the shadow of a naked Xenu knows for sure.