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· Howard TV's "Bowling Beauties" (craveonline.com)

On a related note, does anyone know who the disembodied voice that keeps popping up as the narrator in these bizarre porn vignettes belongs to? We'd love to hire her to read us some books on tape or something.

· Blonde uses her Bowling Trainer for pleasure (RedTube)

· The Big Lebowski - Gutterballs (YouTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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· Wii Shay Laren (dailymotion.com, via attuworld.com)

Previously: Meet Shay Laren

· Watch out, terrorists! Security cameras can now see through your clothes, so always make sure you've got clean underwear on. (thesun.co.uk)

· Catch the second installment of Naomi Campbell's 3D scanning project via a live web broadcast today. It's more of a fashion shoot, so she's slightly less naked than the last time, but you know how it is with supermodels ... anything can happen. (showstudio.com, via Boing Boing.)

· In case you were wondering, nude candle pin bowling is not illegal in Maine. Just be careful where you throw your balls. (bangordailynews.com)

· Mozart had his penis removed, because he had a permanent erection. (PS: Mozart is an iguana. But we still feel sorry for him.) (metro.co.uk)

· Did you know that one in eight male telecommuters do their work in the buff? Want to guess which side of that scale your Fleshbot editors fall on? (computerworld.com)

· Sex education is so lousy in Britain that kids are forced to learn the birds and the bees from mobile phone porn. Text us later and we'll tell you all about it. (guardian.co.uk)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We're always excited about gawking new sex toys and tend get a little drooly about any type of shiny new interactive technology, but sometimes this shit is just plain weird. Segment, Inc's still-in-development (and woefully named) Virtual Hole and Virtual Stick—his and hers, for the loving long-distance couple—fall into this technolust/puzzling category.

At their AEE booth this week, the techy innards of the Virtual Hole were on display in this translucent bowling pin, which you can hook up to the visual masturbatory device of your choosing (aka your computer) and synchronize to the movements of a distant friend. Or foe, if you're both down with that.

So why is the male toy manufactured in the shape of a shiny silver bowling pin? "It is very discreet," we were told by a company representative. Maybe in Las Vegas. But will it play in Brooklyn? - AR

· Segment Inc.: Virtual Hole and Virtual Stick (girlsr.tv)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

When it comes to sexy sports, bowling hasn't exactly been at the top of our list when it comes to thinking about titillating pastimes—that is, until our pals at Pornzio posted some tenpin-themed porn videos today as part of their noble effort to find the smutty possibilities in things you might not have considered otherwise. Actually, given the fact that wherever there's a vaguely phallic shaped insertable object to be had the hardcore porn is sure to follow we guess we should've considered this sort of thing before. At any rate, we'll never think of splits and strikes in quite the same way again. (To say nothing about "gutter balls". But maybe we shouldn't think about those too much in this context.)

Bowling Porn (pornzio.com)

Step up to the alley and check outy some more bowling porn fun after the jump.

Vintage Bowling Porn

Blonde Passion Bowling

Bowling Babes

Veronica Zemanova Bowling

Flexy Pussy Bowling

After School Bowling League

Bowling Gang Bang

Pantyhose Bowling

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See also: Porn Star Bowling and Hungarian Pornstar Bowling (Fleshbot Archives)
 

Since everyone loves a parade, we figured it wouldn't hurt to point you towards a few more photos from the Budapest Erotica Parade we pod about last week. For those folks not into strip clubs or wathing half naked pornstars cavorting on gaudily decorated floats in public, thisHungarian pornstar bowling night featured in this 393 image megagallery is a perfect alternative. Doesn't watching nude babes heaving a too-heavy ball down the lanes sound like a lot of fun of fun? And along those same lines, we're imagining expanding the concept to include other acivities like stripper video arcades and naked tennis clubs. Whatever you think of the idea, pornstar bowling at least gives a whole new meaning to the concept of getting your mind out of the gutter. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

· Hungarian Pornstar Bowling Night (magyalanyok.hu; lots more galleries here)

Previously: Porn Star Bowling, SYco Pictures, Eroticon 2006 Photos, Debreceni Erotic Festival, Magyar Porn Babes, Hungarian Porn Oscars, Momo Goes to Hungary, Meet Sylvi Bodi