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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Come to think of it, we also should have taken the hint from the fact that it's a Judd Apatow movie.

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Best of all, she still has a bit of her grunge-ness to her. We adore a clean-looking girl, but it just reeked of brainwashing when Courtney went through that Martha Stewart phase. This here is a Courtney Love who squats, smokes, bares her boobs, and still looks refined doing it.

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Everyone knows that one of the most poppin' clubs around is "Sexclusive #2", but it's so hard to get in! There's always a long line, and the bouncer only lets in people he likes. Lucky for you, we know he has a soft spot for embarrassing stories. Here's how you win the bouncer's favor:

Tell us the most ridiculous thing you've ever done to try to seduce someone. There's no need to be graphic or write an epic of unrequited love. You don't have to adopt a fancy style or put it in iambic pentameter. Even if your efforts were fruitless, let us know. For example:

"Back in the day, I tried to get a girl in the mood by putting on Peter Gabriel's So. I thought it was very John Cusak of me. Unfortunately, she liked it so much that she didn't even want to make out. We ended up listening to the whole album, repeating 'In Your Eyes' three or four times."

As always, brevity is levity and timing is everything.

Post your entries in the comments section. By next Friday, the bouncer will have decided who gets a free copy of Sexclusive # 2!

But now, let's see who will be raiding Ashlynn's ark with a brand-new copy of "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures In Sex."

All of the entries were beyond Spielberg-worthy. We're especially happy that no one decided to utilize Willie from "Temple of Doom."

Some of the best entries were short, sweet, and direct. greatvoldo's brainchild, Ashlynn Brooke and the guy from next door was powerfully understated. Likewise, one of Beaker's visions, Ashlynn Brooke and the Axis of Ass is so simple that it deserves reposting here:

"Indiana Brooke stumbles on an evil plot to make anal intercourse the only acceptable sexual act. Dr. Brooke demonstrates how this misguided effort would adversely affect procreation."

Masterful, and kudos for remembering to call her "Dr. Brooke."

As odd as it may sound, we have to give it up to one of the commenters who took advantage of Nazi sexual-inadequacy. Pinkie's entry, Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph, was especially Nazi-tastic; the climactic scene finds Ashlynn anally dominating the SS commander, while all of his female troops are ravished by monks. Terrific.

That being said, congratulations, Pinkie! You win the "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" Contest! Let's take another look at your entry:

Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph

Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its possessor, before the Nazis can. After several close calls with rival searcher Major Koksennhandt (and his crack squad of female SS commandos, the TotenFokkers), Ashlynn finds the Arc in an ancient monastery lost in the Arabian deserts. The monks who guard the Arc tell her that she must prove herself worthy; this involves gangbanging the entire order of monks. Only then do they allow her to see the Arc Of Triumph: a huge, curved crystal strap-on dildo. As she reverently straps the Arc about her waist, Major Koksennhandt and the TotenFokkers burst in, levelling guns at Ashlynn and the monks. The Arc Of Triumph indeed guarantees Ashlynn dominance, as Koksennhandt is overcome with desire. She ass-fucks the major into submission, while all around her the monks are fucking the TotenFokkers beyond the limits of Nazi endurance.

It's a bit long, but it hits the spot. Enjoy your adventures with the lovely Dr. Brooke! We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Regina Moon, star of "Sexclusive # 2," via Pix and Video (pixandvideo.com)

It's books like these that really reinforce the importance of the fight for literacy...after all, if children never learn to read well, how on earth will they ever be able to appreciate the seductive curves of these sultry women? And what a tragedy that would be...

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This clip does nothing to satisfy our fantasies about Special Agent Dale Cooper handcuffing her to the bed. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is Sherilyn Fenn, her gorgeous breasts, and the not-so-subtle reference to "Porky's" in this scene.

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Studio: Private
Cast: Aletta Ocean, Black Angelika, Lisa Del Sierra, Terry, Jessica Moore, Mugur, Lauro Giotto, James Brosman, Leslie Taylor, Choky Ice

Review by: Gram Ponante

Even if you are not a fan of big breasts wielded by tiny, multilingual women, my feeling about you is that you will appreciate their dusky fleshiness and call your ravel agent, as they say in Italy, pronto.

The first couple warms each other up on a leather couch much like the one we have here at Fleshbot West. She unwraps a large glass dildo that he gamely rubs between her breasts. "I see this; I am hot," she says and, even though he is defying porn logic by deriving no pleasure for himself by rubbing the dildo thusly, we are reminded of the European's giving nature.

So, like breasts themselves, this movie is wholesome that way. I admit that I felt scandalized by the boxcover copy:

Are you a tit man? Are you boobsessed by baps. Isn't it the most tit-anic sensation when you hold those heavy warm milk churns in your hands? Doesn't it make your dick twitch just picturing them? Private brings you bags of fun with funbags. You will run out of tissues a lot sooner than you planned. These ladies love to have their bazookas fondled while they get fucked hard and long, their big boobs swinging and bouncing about making their pussies dripping wet for more cock and cum.

"What the hell are baps?" I said, making a note to get more tissues at Ralph's.

There are three kinds of big boobs in this movie: the big natural kind, the big fake kind that might pass as natural, and the reverse-engineered from spacecraft big bolt-ons. I have to say that all look great on their bearer, but would not work on anyone else; the red-haired siren with the zaftig jugs would not be served with the comparatively smaller but perfectly round boobs of her costar.

Likewise the wiry thing with the blue/black hair and perfect fake tits would not be any better off with her girlfriend's natural mams. (Mams is the American word for baps, by the way.)

There is no plot to this movie, but you don't need one. If you're Choky Ice and someone asks you to fuck her big boobs, you say "Ja."

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We'll be back later. Maybe. It's hard to say. Would you want to come back to civilization if you had underwear worthy of frolicking through the pine-fresh forest? We thought not.

· Change Starts With Your Underwear. And Office Nudity (video @ AdRants)
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· "La señora" (imdb.com)
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