Had we gone to the same high school as Blue Blood majordomo Forrest Black, we totally would've been sitting at different tables in the cafeteria: he would have been hanging out with all the cool punk and goth kids dropping really good acid and cutting class to go to Grateful Dead shows while we were spending all our free time in study hall pretending we were in "Clueless" and secretly lusting after the hot chick in the black eyeliner and ripped fishnet stockings we were forced to share a lab setup with in biology class. Fortunately, Forrest grew up to helm one of the interweb's premiere alt porn destinations (along with his lovely partner in crime Amelia G.), so it turns out we have something in common after all. Isn't it great how hot naked chicks can bring people closer together?

· Interview: Forrest Black (eros-zine.com)
· BlueBlood.net (blueblood.net)

this week in bad press releases

Breaking: Man Covers Torso With Alt Porn Company Logo!

Publicists love to tout their client's latest accomplishments, no matter how mundane or trivial: whether their name appears on a shiny gold trophy at an award ceremony or magically inscribed on a tortilla in southern Texas, it's important to let others know that people are talking about you so that those others can talk about the people who are talking about you and soon everyone is talking about how everyone else is talking about you. But when it comes to obscure media mentions, our friends at BlueBlood.com may be stretching it a bit with this PR missive urgently informing recipients that some dude we've never heard of was—wait for it—wearing a t-shirt. If you happen to know who this person is then you are much nerdier than we are, but perhaps his t-shirt wearing abilities went far beyond that of mortal men and that's reason enough to take notice. Or maybe it's some sort of inside joke that not everyone on their press list was supposed to get. Or maybe they're just having a slow news week too? (Still, it got us to mention them, so we guess it worked ... ) More »

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Happy 4/20 From Superna!

We have absolutely no idea why Blue Blood hottie Superna is holding two platters of basil pesto-covered cheese balls by way of celebrating whatever it is she's celebrating today, but she looks so darn happy about it that we figured we might as well share the love with you here. Is she practicing her naked hospitality skills while showing off her delicious curves (and equally delicious ink)? Or is the lovely spring weather getting her in the mood to pay tribute to the bounty of the season? Ponder the possibilities while we go to the kitchen and try to remember where we stashed away that extra large bag of Doritos and box of Double-Stuf Oreos; we're feeling a bit peckish all of a sudden. And for some reason, our short-term memory isn't quite what it usually is today. What were we talking about again? More »