Fleshbot: blondes

It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It

Gram Ponante — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life."

My Sexy Life

Studio: Muffia
Director: Phoenix Marie
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole

A lot of porn seems DIY in a bad way, as if a lack of skill was masquerading as an aesthetic. But this movie, which is just a camera and a bunch of hot, raspy, incorrigible women who would be doing this even if they weren't getting paid (though the tits suggest they are) really makes "My Sexy Life" a boner-inducing trainwreck of a home movie.

It's the night after a big party (we're told this, and we believe it) and Phoenix Marie wants to recreate something on a cold morning that worked so well the night before, you know, when everyone was wasted. The delicious Andi Anderson strips down to a bikini and attempts a run at a Slip-n-Slide. It doesn't really work, but she looks good doing it.

Marie and Anderson are pretty much screaming at each other like any loud girls who know they're sexy. We wonder if the whole movie will be like this, and think: "I could stand this for maybe one full day. But I would stand the fuck out of it."

Phoenix takes us on a guided tour of her life, and we meet all her sexy friends (Adriana Nicole, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing) in various semi-staged outings at the AVN convention, a soccer field, a dildo store, and on a trampoline.

While we are happy Phoenix Marie took us along, ultimately we wished someone else had been holding the camera. Shots are blurry or too fast; not careful enough to get a good look at the star. It is as if she thought her friends deserved all the attention in her own movie.

If there had been a B-roll of this movie, which there wasn't, it would have been great. As it is, we wanted more of a perspective on Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life."

· Muffia (muffia.com)
· Buy "My Sexy Life" (gamelink.com)

Boxcover Of The Week: "All About Ashlynn 3"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Ashlynn Brooke, New Sensations' lone contract girl, is as perfect in person as she is in these pictures. This is almost unprecedented in porn, because pictures so rarely capture the urge to stuff Ashlynn Brooke into one's mouth.

"She has the most perfect fake boobs I have ever seen," said Kimberly Kane of Brooke, and what better compliment in the cutthroat world of porn girls is there than that? (Honorable Mention: "She has Gummi Bear boobs" - Dana DeArmond of Jenny Hendrix.)

In this compilation Brooke, makes her way through porn's more amicable dudes, such as Anthony Rosano in an odd "Matrix"-y segment and James Deen in a pose that looks like a non-animated "Yellow Submarine."

Brooke is delicious throughout, however, and, at barely 5'2", fits right on top of a cake.

Amy And Sam: It's Better As A Blonde

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Do blondes have more fun? ZOO certainly seems to think so—and to prove it, they've rounded up two platinum princesses to show us the rest of us just how much fun we're missing out on.

It's enough to make a brunette turn green with envy...but hey, if you can't beat 'em, you can at least ogle their beautiful bodies, right?

· Amy Green: Proving Blonde Is Best! (zootoday.com)
· Sam Cooke: Blonde And Naked! (zootoday.com)

Busty! Blonde! British! Our Three Favorite B's

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Eva Wyrwal may be Britain's #1 busty blonde, but she's hardly the only well-endowed, golden haired lass the UK has to offer. In fact, we know of at least another forty-nine...why not spend the weekend getting to know them better?

50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
50 Big Boobed Blondes Topless For Nuts 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Blonde Ambition: Top Ten Blonde Amateur Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We've long wondered whether it's true that blondes have more fun: and today we decided to find out. We considered taking a survey, or running some tests—but then we had a better idea.

Yes, in the end we decided that a roundup of amateur blonde girls having sex was the best method of all.

As you check out these videos, be sure to pay close attention to how much fun these girls are having: does it look like more fun than the average on-camera amateur? Compare and contrast their fun signals, and let us know what your findings show (or, if you're not in a sciencey mood, just watch and enjoy the porn. That's okay too.).

teen blowjob cum (xtube.com)

fuckin the booty (xtube.com)

Blonde Luvs Big Balls (xtube.com)

more webcam (xtube.com)

our first video (xtube.com)

blonde chick with nice tits gets fucked (megaporn.com)

Blonde showering and then fucking (megaporn.com)

Homemade blonde giving boyfriend a blowjob (megaporn.com)

blow and swallow (xtube.com)

Squirting, choking (xtube.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Survey Says: Show Me AJ Bailey

Gram Ponante — Thu, 14 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We don't believe anything anymore, so we checked. And yes, Vivid's newest contract girl, the lovely AJ Bailey, is actually a trained anthropologist. And the newly-minted hardcore performer is from Missouri, the Show Me State.

Porn press releases usually need to be sifted through for their lone kernel of news or truth, so when we read that 28-year-old Bailey had a master's degree we took it in a salinated dollop, the way we tolerate statements like "This is my last messageboard post ever, you haters," "I appeared in tranny movies because it's punk rock," and "I've been working on my paintings."

But Bailey is the real deal. Formerly a solo model and girls-only performer (one of her final pre-Vivid movies is Michael Ninn's upcoming "Nymphetamine 3"), the tall cool blonde performed her first onscreen boy/girl scene ("Man/Woman sounds like Tarzan") for Vivid's "The AJ Bailey Experiment."

Fleshbot: But you're an anthropologist...

Bailey: Before Vivid I had done some modeling, but only in the Adult world. I was very drawn to the industry through being a fan in my personal life, and thought that I may have what it takes. I initially became involved in the business to assist in funding my graduate degree overseas (she went to Scotland's University of St. Andrews). The modeling I had done previously was in LA, as it's the epicenter of the industry, and truthfully, I missed the glamour of it all when I left.

FB: Growing up in the St. Louis area and living in L.A. share many attributes, though I can't think of any right now.

Bailey: I waited tables for years and the customer service in L.A. is terrible. You would think it is your honor to be waited on by your distracted would-be-actor server. It's terrible. The traffic isn't so different, just that the distances are farther. It seems to take an hour to get everywhere in L.A., as opposed to 20 minutes (with no traffic) in St Louis.

FB: The anthropologists I know are lusty, hearty folk, full of keen insights and happy hour beer from university-adjacent bars. But they don't make a lot of money. You've said that porn is a good option in tough economic times. But if money wasn't an object ... ?

Bailey: If I got the "dream job" in my field, I would be back doing what I did as an intern in Scotland, only getting paid for it. I would love to be a conservator or collections manager for a historical organization. I prefer historic houses or manor homes or castles to the bureaucracy of a museum. I love museums as well though...don't get me wrong!

FB: That's good, because we're really hoping this here NEA grant is going to get the Fleshbot West Museum of the American MILF off the ground. AJ Bailey, will you date us?

Bailey: I don't think that porn and dating mix actually. Everyone wants to fuck you...and that's it. That tends to be the plight of the hot chick anyway, but of course it's worse when someone knows what you do for a living. Everyone wants something from you in LA....but I think that's ok, because often I want something from them!

FB: How was your first boy/girl scene?

Bailey: My first scene was really sexy. It was just very natural and hot and fun and I came four or five times. I always get off for the camera. I like that people are watching me. Also, I hadn't gotten laid in what seems like ages..

FB: This is shameful. We wish you had called us. Now: tell us about dicks.

Bailey: I am surprised how much more I like doing guys on camera. I knew I would like it, but I was just worried that the dicks would be sooo big, or that I wouldn't have chemistry with my partners. However that is not the case.

FB: Are you saying -

Bailey: Well of course their dicks are enormous, but I love every minute of it.

Bailey reports that websites bearing her likeness and variations on her name have been poached, but that Vivid is working on getting them back. So we'll leave you with a link to Vivid, and will keep you informed of Bailey's comings (however any there are) and goings.

· Vivid (vivid.com)

Popshot Of The Day: Kagney Linn Karter

Gram Ponante — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Missouri's own Kagney Linn Karter says "Hello, Fleshbot Readers!" just before sunset atop a building overlooking the 4th Street Bridge in downtown L.A.

It was 99 degrees at 6 p.m. and Karter had just toweled off after performing a scene for Vivid on the baking roof slates. In high heels she seemed like an Amazon, but stands barefoot at 5'4". Still, I was worried she would burst into flame any moment up there, with her heels edging her ever closer to the Sun.

Despite this, the delightful Karter was nice enough to grant one more photo as the shadows (and only the shadows - we don't let anything get in the way of the work) got longer.

· Kagney Linn Karter (kagneylinnkarter.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kiara Marie

Gram Ponante — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:15:00 EDT

I met Kiara Marie at a party in the beginning of 2007 and liked her immediately. She did a couple of dozen movies and went away. I miss her. Today's her 22nd birthday.

It was at a "Porn Week" event in Las Vegas and Kiara was a contract girl for a company that no longer exists. She was 19 and the star of the show, surrounded by guys who had forgotten for just a few hours that, elsewhere, they'd be considered creepy.

Kiara has probably reconsidered her porn career - she's nowhere to be found in recent movies - so here's a hello and a happy birthday to the Googling civilian once known as Kiara Marie: Your work on the stairs really tied the room together.

· Kiara Marie at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· AVN 2007: "A fine spray of legitimacy" (gramponante.com)
· Buy Kiara Marie's movies (gamelink.com)

Amber Lynn, Circa '86

Gram Ponante — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:00:00 EDT

Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age?

In addition to Lynn and other all-natural (save for the hair structures), perky-breasted starlets like the throaty Tamara Longley and Sheri St. Claire, the recently-re-released "Perfect Partners" features the amazing ham acting of Joey Silvera, who could have probably used a couple of rails just to calm down.

The movie features Longley's character, the inscrutably-named Dr. Jean Valjean, as a therapist who becomes actively involved in her patients' marriages. The movie plays like "Behind the Scenes at CHiPs": Not only are there appearances by wife-servicing dudes Jamie Gillis and Mike Horner, but there is also a synth-vibe-heavy theme song and a freeze frame at the end.

I admit I picked up this movie for the cover; Lynn out-hair band molls any hair band moll I can think of, including domestic abuser Tawny Kitaen.

· VCX Pictures (vcx.com)
· Buy "Perfect Partners" (tlavideo.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Tyler Faith

Gram Ponante — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith was born on this day in 1975, the year of Fisk, Yastrzemski, and the return of Tony Conigliaro. While never known for her squirting, she will always be wicked pissa.

Though she probably wouldn't date Prince (not a hockey player), he captures Faith to a T(yler) when he says, "I never seen such a pretty girl look so tough." As a contract performer for the former Jill Kelly Productions, Faith was glamorous. As a feature dancer - for which she continues to win awards - Faith can surgically remove your twenties with one thigh behind her back (don't ask me how she does it).

But Boston is her home.

Like Aerosmith's late, lamented annual concerts at the Garden, Faith performs regular showcases back in Massachusetts to adoring crowds when she is not easing into MILFier roles here in Porn Valley.

If you see Faith today, invite her to a cookout.

· Tyler Faith at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· What makes boobs real? (gramponante.com)
· Buy Tyler Faith's movies (gamelink.com)

"Blondstravaganza" Beats The Hell Out Of Coal

DCypher — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Digital Sin dropped your xmas present off to us early—so naturally, we opened it. Ha! What's that? Why yes, as a matter of fact it is a heaping handful of naughty blond street meat.

How'd ya guess? No. It's not a new release, though. Sorry. You know you've been bad. For chrissakes, look where he dropped it off,

Indie rocker Ani DiFranco once sang that for the fish in the bowl the castle is a surprise every time. These days, a lot of studios remind us of the lyric. Comp after endless comp, we're left swimming in shallow and totally forgettable garbage rehashed from yesteryear—like a bad case of deja vu, or herpes. So if something catches our attention from this bottom feeding genre, you know it's gotta be special. "Blondstravaganza" may be just that, maybe. We're not sure. But at least we're sure it doesn't suck.

Bleach bottle blondes blow big boned bastards before banging bouncing booties beyond belief, boy. Betcha didn't know Santa's got the sweet tooth for mixing alliteration with his kink, didja? Act like you know.

What more can we say? Enjoy some sweet strange, even if only in your mind. It's been a crazy year. You've earned it. After all, fantasizing about popping sweet blond cooch is what the holidays are all about (oh, and family, and presents—but mostly new hot young juicy piping hot snatch howling in ecstasy while getting hammered). Happy Holidays!

· Digital Sin (newsensations.com)

Yoshimi Does Not Battle the Pink Robots

pweasels — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST

Rocco Siffredi’s new Animal Trainer movie—his 26th—features a scene in which a half-ninja/half kitten schoolgirl battles a flying robot crocodile. Or so we thought….

. . .

It turns out that Wiska and Macroc are not characters from a Japanese adult cartoon called Sailor Kitty. They are, instead, a pair of Eastern European blondes who have a lot of sex with each other and Omar Galanti, which actually turns out to be more of what we were in the market for.

. . .

· Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
· Buy "Rocco: Animal Trainer 26" (gamelink.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Courtney Cummz

pweasels — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:30:10 EST

Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples.

She’s one of our favorite directors as well – her "Whack Jobs" videos are some of the best handjob movies on the market – heck, some of the best movies on the market – and her behind-the-scenes footage is second to none, showcasing her sense of humor and her wit just as surely as her on-camera performances showcase her lean, sexy 5’6” body and sweet patootie.

Her presence alone makes Zero Tolerance one of our favorite studios to get free screeners from.

Happy birthday to Courtney, born 27 years ago today in Shepherdstown, West Virginia, and many more. Many more birthdays, of course, but also many more great handjob movies, too.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Courtney Cummz at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Courtney Cummz’ movies (gamelink.com)

All The Colors Of The Rainbow: Pornstars In Different Shades

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

Do blondes have more fun—or is it better to go brunette? Does red hair make you fiery? And what about going purple? Luckily, we know a few girls who might have the answers: some of of favorite pornstars have gone through more than few color changes—if you ask nicely, they might just let us all in on the secrets of who men (and women) really prefer.

. . .

Kayden Kross: blonde (glamourmodelsgonebad.com) and brown (action-babes.com)

Sandee Westgate: brown and blonde (sandee-westgate.net)

Stoya: purple (timdir.com) and brown

Jessie Lee: pink (altporn.net) and blonde

Lana Croft: blonde (nsgalleries.com) and brown (midnightprowl.com)

Belladonna: black (pornstarhuns.com) and blonde (earlmiller.com)

Pinky Lee: brown and blonde (fuckingmachines.com)

Miko Lee: brown (perfect-stars.com) and blonde (nshoneys.com)

Penny Flame: blonde (danni.com) and brown (maplebabe.com)

Jenna Jameson: blonde (angelicpornstars.com) and black (clubjenna.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Two Great Tastes In One: The Asian Blonde Roundup

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:30:05 EST

It's well known that blondes are a staple of any porn worth its salt—as are their Asian sisters. But what if you could combine the two into one smoldering, porntastic, naked blond Asian woman? While we're not one hundred percent sure what you'd call this creation (Blasian? Blosian? Asonde?), we are damn near convinced that it'd be pure hotness. As proof, we've rallied a few of our favorite blond Asians; check out the future of hotness after the jump.

. . .

Fujiko (3x-sites.com)

Kascha (tits-fuck.net)

Mia Valerio (asian-talent.com)

Toni Leigh (tonileigh.com)

Yumi U (erotiscore.com)

Kaila Mai (dvdclimaxvod.com)

Sanny Aung (24mainstreet.com)

Miko Lee (sinfulcurves.com)

Lana Croft

Som (incrediblecontent.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Follow The Trail Of Stars

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:15:00 EST

· Photos With Attitude (photoswithattitude.deviantart.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Happiness Happens Day Edition

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:45:26 EDT

Because what else do you need to make you happy anyway?

· Amy R (morebabes.to)
· Anna S (nextpink.com)
· Bridget Banks (babezplanet.com)
· Danae (freeporn.hu)

· Gitta Szoke (babesdump.net)
· Kenzie Marie (dailyniner.com)
· Kristy (babeunion.com)
· Lana (hq69.com)
· Lilly (100bucksbabes.com)
· Louise Glover (z0d.com)
· Marina (babesandbitches.net)
· Monica Sweet (nussieheaven.com)
· Nikkala Stott (foxhq.com)
· Niki (theomegaproject.org)
· Perla (bigboobsparadise.com)
· Rita (kindgirls.com)
· Shay Lauren (glam0ur.com)
· Shyla Jennings (hottystop.com)
· Tanya (glossybabes.com)
· Trisha and Jackie (labatidora.com)
· Vera (babesmachine.com)
· Zdenka Podkapova (babeskickass.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Best Of Babelogs: National Fresh Breath Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:45:55 EDT

Because four out of five dentists recommend it ...

· Angela (babeslog.net)
· Ashley Robbins (closepics.com)
· Elena (mybigtitsbabes.com)
· Gina (pmates.com)
· Giselle (theomegaproject.org)

· Justine (kindgirls.com)
· Karima (labatidora.net)
· Karlie Montana (babesdump.net)
· Lia (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Lizzie (hq69.com)

· Maci (doctorteen.com)
· Mindy (sweettanda.com)
· Reagan Yun (baberoad.com)
· Sandra Shine (babe-lounge.com)

· Sara Stokes (babe-envy.com)
· Sunny Leone (morazzia.com)
· Yami (pinkems.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Best Of Babelogs: Happy Birthday Barack! Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:45:33 EDT

Because it was too late to send him a Hallmark™ card ...

· Aideen (doctorteen.com)
· Anya (nudespuri.com)
· Cali Logan (babesandbitches.net)
· Cory (bustyandsexy.net)

· Debra Ling (100bucksbabes.com)
· Jen Stone (babesdiary.com)
· Katy H & Cindy (freeporn.hu)
· Leona (kindgirls.com)
· Linda (mybigtitsbabes.com)

· Nadezda (lettherebeporn.com)
· Perscilla (babesmachine.com)
· Roberta (hq69.com)
· Sandee Westgate (asredas.com)

· Sheila (bigboobs.hu)
· Susana Spears & Danika (labatidora.net)
· Tammy (bestbosoms.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Best Of Babelogs: Good Old Fashioned Weekend Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:15:55 EDT

Because we already need a break from all those other holidays we have to look forward to this month ...

· Adrienne Manning & Nike Noir (pornio.net)
· Austin Kincaid (babesaround.com)
· Avy Lee Roth (novostrong.com)
· Courtney Kivano (coolios.net)
· Emily (teenport.com)

· Francesca Le (theomegaproject.org)
· Giselle (gyrls.com)
· Holly (babesandbitches.net)
· Ilona (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Irishka (kindgirls.com)

· Jessica Canizales (babezplanet.com)
· Keira Moon (Becky) (bigboobsalert.com)
· Krista (butterflysearcher.com)
· Kylie James (foxhq.com)
· Linda (babesmachine.com)

· Lizzie (nextpink.com)
· Mia & Bulle (budsbabes.net)
· Tina (vibraporn.com)
· Vanilla Deville & Erin Avery (glamdolls.com)
· Zoe (babeslogger.net)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive