Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jenna Jameson

What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn't been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it's her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sharka Blue

Sharka Blue, today's birthday girl, is a member of one of my favorite classes of porn stars: those whose porn names sound like they might also have been considering "supervillain" as a career choice. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Claudia Downs

It is unfair of me, for many reasons, to think of 21-year-old birthday girl Claudia Downs as the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but sometimes when I look at her I can't help it. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Annette Schwarz

Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Adrianna Nicole

I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events - and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kylie Richards

There should be a good, flattering, exciting word for delightfully small breasts – natural, small, firm and perky – like the ones on Kylie Richards, today's birthday girl. Big boobs get all the linguistic attention. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jana Jordan

Often when I see a girl whose name starts with J, I feel like I should pronounce it as I was taught to do with Jana Cova, with a Y instead of J. Yana, see? More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sophie Evans

In spite of this arty black and white piece of erotica with a weird setting, this is not a Gratuitous Nude Photo post. It's a picture of Birthday Girl Sophie Evans, who is 33 today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sunset Thomas And Julie Simone

"Get me wet!" said Birthday Girl Sunset Thomas, who turns 37 today, and we did. It turns out that's not what she meant. People should be more specific about what they want. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jaelyn Fox

You'd think people would pay a little more attention to a cute girl like Jaelyn Fox, wouldn't you? Even in the extremes of coitus, though, it seems like people keep their distance from her. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Silvia Saint

Isn't it time we actually canonized Silvia Saint? As the greatest of the porn Saints, today's birthday girl is the rock upon which the porn church should be built. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Velicity Von

For someone who loves anal as much as she does, Birthday Girl Velicity Von sure looks surprised a lot when somebody puts something in her ass. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jacqueline Lorians

Every now and then something comes along, like these pictures of Birthday Girl Jacqueline Lorians, that makes us long for the innocence of an earlier time. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Alexis Texas

We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): MacKenzie Mack

Today is MacKenzie Mack’s 29th birthday, and you can go ahead and wish her a happy one if you believe that she was born and not created by mad scientists. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Danni Ashe

Like you, I cannot think of Birthday Girl Danni Ashe without thinking of her enormous contributions to online adult entertainment and her pioneering work in bringing pictures of breasts to people who previously had none. More »

She's A Knockout

Photo by Massimiliano Uccelletti (www.maxu.it), Model: Ileana

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Payton Leigh

Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends’ mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we’d grown up in Payton Leigh’s neighborhood. More »

Of Human Bondage

Via Platinum Fetish (platinumfetish.com)

A Triptych Of "Yes, Please."

Photo by Clayton Cubitt (claytoncubitt.com)

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Angela Baron

Angela Baron, who is probably somewhere in Germany (her birth country), turns 46 today. She was one of the first things I noticed about porn.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lexi Love

We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Erica Boyer

Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lynn LeMay

There was something intriguing about Lynn LeMay twenty years ago, when she was first getting started, and there’s still something intriguing about her today, now that she turns 47.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Shane

It hardly seems possible, but today is the 39th birthday of one of the freshest faces ever to brighten up a porn movie—Shane. Thirty-nine? Seriously?

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^tm: Ginger Lynn

Today is not Ginger Lynn’s birthday, though Trisha Rey turns 24, Erika Vution celebrates her 22nd, and Katrina Isis gets her MILF on at 32. But Ginger Lynn was not born 46 years ago today.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Nikki Benz

Few performers are at once as posh and yet as dirty as Ukrainian-born, Canadian-raised Nikki Benz. She looks like a socialite with all the good parts of a stripper grafted onto her.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kala Prettyman

We’re just not sure what to make of a woman named Prettyman, but every girl deserves a break on her birthday, and today is Prettyman’s 33rd.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kascha's Wonder Years

Back when I was young and callow and did not know that sometimes women engaged medical professionals to alter their bodies for our pleasure, I caught a glimpse of Hawaiian beauty Kascha and was nearly stricken insensible by her glory.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Phoenix Ray

Uh-oh! It looks like Phoenix Ray forgot to put dinner on the table! Guess we should have warned her before we came home with company in tow, because she forgot to put on all her clothes, too…well, actually, if we really lived with Phoenix, we wouldn’t mind if she hung around the house in lingerie all the time—in fact, we’d encourage it. Phoenix can dress however she likes as far as we’re concerned—especially today, because it’s her birthday.

Hagiography: Silvia Saint

The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of “The Academy”—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn’t made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us.

Your Friends And Neighbors: "Shot At Home"

At first we thought this woman was the happiest gun-violence victim ever, but it turns out she is not actually clutching a wound, and “Shot At Home” is not actually a "Faces of Death"-style documentary series. More »

Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well. More »

Madison Ivy, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Career In Boxcovers

When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced “Girl Next Door #6” Madison Ivy took America’s heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had “Just Fucked Daddy’s Best Friend." More »

Picnic On Hanging Cock

Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More »

Room Service

Discerning travelers know that some of the best restaurants in the world can be your very own hotel room. The food that you can get delivered right to your door at some of these luxury resorts rivals most four star restaurants and you don't have to put on a jacket and tie to eat it. Heck, you don't even have to put on underwear! The only thing to remember is that some hard working guy probably had to bring your delivery all the way up stairs (in the elevator), so be sure to tip generously. More »

Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?

Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too. More »

Sexy Hotel Room Cleaning Method Will Leave A Funny Taste In Your Mouth

We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video was allegedly made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why they aren't charging you twice as much to stay there. (Video after the jump.) More »