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There's Always Room For Jell-O Wrestling Girls fighting in kiddie pools full of gelatin is usually a sober, dignified affair, but one sore loser at a Cambridge University contest had to go and spoil the dignity of the occasion by punching out a few spectators. Hey, this is Cambridge jelly wrestling—show some respect! (dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Alex Curran Reports On Latest Bikini Fashions
Why hello there, Alex Curran. Are all the Daily Mirror columnists as lovely as you? Between these pictures of you at the pool and the Page Three girls, UK newspapers are actually making us interested in keeping up on current events. Any way we can arrange for a delivery like this every morning? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

Australians discover the charms of swimsuit supermodel Marisa Miller. We know they're way down under, but what took so long? (cameltap.com)

Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep taking pictures of her in a bikini? Even the tabloid press can't seem to figure it out and it's their job to know these things! Well, it's still a girl in a bikini and she was great on that "X-Files" episode. (gallery below; tmz.com + nypost.com)

Here's every picture ever taken of Swedish babe Elin Grindemyr. OK, maybe not every photo. But you need to start your collection somewhere, right? (gorillamask.net)

Do you have Olympic Fever yet? Do your symptoms involve ogling hot synchronized swimmers in fashionable bikinis? Well, Radar magazine has your prescription. Guess that means we're not the only ones who know that sex sells. (radaronline.com)

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Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

We have long been big fans of Mariah Carey and followed her career with great interest since her debut, way back in the formative time of our youth. That's why we were so very excited to learn that she recently passed Elvis Presley to reach second place on the list of artists with the most No. 1 singles—which is odd because we can't name or hum a single one of them. See, we don't really follow her music career, just her side job as a gossipy celebrity, part-time bikini model, and general all-around babe. We suppose she also knows how to sing, but this hot gallery from her latest appearance in Vibe doesn't come with sound. Somehow, we think you won't notice. More »

Sun, fun, hot girls in bikinis making out with each other ... what more can you ask for from LA's Lushness X volleyball tournament? (Well, except no bikinis at all and a plane ticket to LA to be there for the next one. But you can't have everything.) (laist.com; more @ myspace.com/lushnessvball)

A rigorous scientific study shows that when men are asked to choose between a small immediate gain or a larger future reward, they will make the impulsive, instantly gratifying choice—especially if they just held on to a bra or saw a woman running in a bikini. We don't really know what it all means, but it might explain why we spend so much of our income buying steak knives from TV commercials. (eurekalert.org)

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Laura Vandervoort Has Fun In The Sun

There's a lot of things to love about the summer: sunny days, trips to the beach, barbecues ... But our absolute favorite part about the season? All the pretty girls prancing around in, well, not much. Why, just the other day we spied "Smallville"'s Laura Vandervoort sunning herself on the beach! It sure is shaping up to be a great summer, even if we haven't watched her show in years. Pictures after the jump.

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Here's a gallery of random photos of Miwa Oshiro, if for no other reason than you need a little more Japanese A/V stars in your diet. They help create healthy bones! (Sorry.) (gorillamask.net)

A Connecticut elementary school teacher is out of a job after she and her husband appeared in a "Ugliest Guys, Hottest Wife" contest on the Howard Stern show. (Good thing they won!) Says one concerned parent: "What they do on their own time is their business, but ..." sometimes it's our business? (wfsb.com + howardstern.com, via nerve.com)

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The Axe Angels Want You (To Smell Like Axe)

What's that, Axe Angels? You say you need someone to help you put sunscreen on your back? Someone to paddle your canoe, complete your game of spin the bottle, and referee your bikini wrestling competition while you try to convince heterosexual men to douse their bodies in your heavily fragranced line of personal hygiene products? Say no more, we're on our way ... as long as you don't, you know, ask us to actually use that stuff.

· Win An Axe Cottage Weekend (axe.ca, via AdRants)

The late night news is about to get a lot more interesting, at least in New Zealand: Lisa Lewis, who once gained fifteen minutes of fame by bikini-streaking through a rugby game, has been hired as the nation's first naked newscaster. From what we've seen, she'll definitely make those economic forecast reports a heck of a lot more interesting. (nzherald.co.nz + stuff.co.nz)

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FHM's Hot 100 2008: Megan Fox Is The Top ... Uh, Fox

It seems like months weeks a day or two since we've had a good listicle to chew on, but FHM is right on time with their 2008 version of their 100 Sexiest Women In The World rankings. In a somewhat surprising upset, Megan Fox—who is best known for driving a talking car or something—has outlasted the usual suspects (including the indefatigable Britney Spears, who sqeaks in at number 100 on the sympathy vote) to claim this year's crown. Now, we already know that you're probably angry that your favorite babe wasn't listed higher, or because that one chick you can't stand has no business being in the top 20. But it's not your list—and isn't getting people hot and bothered the whole point of these things in the first place?

· Megan Fox, the 2008 Winner of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women (fhmonline.com)
· See also: FHM 100 Hot Girls (obsessive exhaustive babe linkage @ torontopics.com)

Previously: FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007


We don't expect to see "bikini jeans" catch on anytime soon since they're, you know ... ridiculous. But we have to support any invention that puts more ass crack and vag flash potential on our city streets. Every little bit helps! (telegraph.co.uk)

Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer of these bikinis, she's also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com)

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K. Belo Bikinis: Is It Summer Yet?

It might not quite be bikini weather yet, but temperatures were definitely rising at last night's K. Belo fashion show in New York City ... and luckily, we got the chance to sneak backstage and snap a few pictures of this sexy new line of swimwear. With suits as bangin' as these just waiting for gals to put on (and, um, take off), bikini season can't come soon enough.
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