We Heart Brooklyn Girls ... Again

The Brooklyn girls are back. Last year, 12 foxy femmes from the borough banded together for a sexy calendar (for charity, natch) and they've done it again for 2009. They've abandoned Coney Island to become "working girls"—no, not that kind—but we think you'll like the results just the same. And if you've got a problem with Brooklyn girls, maybe you can explain it to them before they bash your teeth in. More »

"Seat Girls" Prove That Less Is More

The principle of Occam's Razor suggests that the simplest course of action is often the correct one. A website that has no title, no links and no advertising or graphics of any kind, would seem to submit to that ideal. Especially when the one thing it does have is slow-motion video of bikini-clad beach volleyball dancers gyrating seductively over a soundtrack of Johnny Cash music. Yes, it's simple—and serves no obvious purpose—but it's still very, very effective.

· Beach Dancers (full video @ seatgirls.rj41.ch, via gorillamask.net)

Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren does in a bikini when you're 63 years old? Apparently, all you have to do is put your hand on your forehead—because that's the magical fashion pose that makes everyone look like a supermodel! (Also? Britain really loves their red swimsuits.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous of Hungary and their seeming surplus of saucy babes. All this and goulash too? That just doesn't seem fair. (cameltap.com)

Anna Kournikova hasn't picked up a tennis racket in years, but that doesn't mean she isn't still beloved by the Maxim set. Besides, laying on the beach is easy, but tennis is hard! (maxim.com - thanks Sanj)

Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat

We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime. More »

If you're at a beach right now ... we hate you. But the rest of us can perhaps find some solace in this gallery of naked amateur beach bunnies. You don't even need suntan lotion. (Wait, maybe you will....) (phun.org)

We're intrigued by this story about Kacey Montoya, an exotic dancer and glamour model who magically transformed into a Palm Springs morning news anchor, although we're not sure why she felt she had to do through three different aliases on her journey—we think Kacey Bytheway would have served her equally well in all her careers. In fact, we just might have to "borrow" that name ourselves when we quit the porn blogging biz and move on to ... uh, something else. (guanabee.com)

The difference between spurious trend pieces in German newspapers and their American counterparts is that articles in publications like Bild.de allow you to go up to any hot bikini-clad babe you encounter and mash your face in their cleavage. After all, that doesn't make you an intrusive pervert—you're just part of the zeitgeist! (Also? We are so totally using the phrase "Busen-Schmuser" every day from now on. Won't you join us?) (guanabee.com)

Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like Helen Mirren. Wait ... is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because ... dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren't even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that's why she's Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners. More »

The Never Ending Beach Volleyball Summer: Grab The Excitement! (And Maybe An Ass Or Two)

Speaking of the Wide World of Exotic Oceanside Sports ... it's beach volleyball season! You know, that time of year when insanely toned athletic babes put on insanely small bikinis in order to dig and spike for your amusement? Sadly, great swaths of our country are landlocked, making these areas underserved when it comes to sexy sand-based sports. There is help for these folks, however, in the form of a web gallery we stumbled across filled close-up shots of the best asses on the pro beach volleyball tour. Think of it as a CARE package for the tight and sand-covered butt deprived. More »

Just a reminder that the Miss Universe Pageant is coming up this weekend, so you still have a chance to do some research on your favorite country (and its representative babe) before placing your bets. We've got a good feeling about Miss Norway, but we tend to have good feelings about any attractive woman in a swimsuit and high heels. Besides, there are so many nations and so little time ... (missuniverse.com - thanks AJ)

We do our best around here to research these things, really, but (1) we don't know who these gals are, (2) we don't know what they're fighting about and, (3) frankly, we don't care. When watching skinny Italian babes in bikinis get into a knock-down, drag-out, hair-pulling catfight, little details like that aren't that important. (Click for video.) More »

Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty, high-profile tabloid divorce on her "deviant" husband and his porn addiction, but the brave New York Daily News isn't buying it! To prove that porn isn't to blame, they asked the opinion of totally unbiased observers ... like Hillary Scott and Joanna Angel! (But seriously, going online to ogle pictures of sexy, half-naked ladies? What a creep!) (nydailynews.com)

Serbian Bond Girl tennis babe Ana Ivanovic may not have won anything at Wimbledon this year, but she's still the No. 1 player in the world and the No. 1 female tennis player currently featured in her swimsuit in FHM magazine. And isn't that what's really important? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

There's Always Room For Jell-O Wrestling

Girls fighting in kiddie pools full of gelatin is usually a sober, dignified affair, but one sore loser at a Cambridge University contest had to go and spoil the dignity of the occasion by punching out a few spectators. Hey, this is Cambridge jelly wrestling—show some respect! (dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Alex Curran Reports On Latest Bikini Fashions

Why hello there, Alex Curran. Are all the Daily Mirror columnists as lovely as you? Between these pictures of you at the pool and the Page Three girls, UK newspapers are actually making us interested in keeping up on current events. Any way we can arrange for a delivery like this every morning? (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »

Australians discover the charms of swimsuit supermodel Marisa Miller. We know they're way down under, but what took so long? (cameltap.com)

Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep taking pictures of her in a bikini? Even the tabloid press can't seem to figure it out and it's their job to know these things! Well, it's still a girl in a bikini and she was great on that "X-Files" episode. (gallery below; tmz.com + nypost.com) More »

Here's every picture ever taken of Swedish babe Elin Grindemyr. OK, maybe not every photo. But you need to start your collection somewhere, right? (gorillamask.net)

Do you have Olympic Fever yet? Do your symptoms involve ogling hot synchronized swimmers in fashionable bikinis? Well, Radar magazine has your prescription. Guess that means we're not the only ones who know that sex sells. (radaronline.com)

Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

We have long been big fans of Mariah Carey and followed her career with great interest since her debut, way back in the formative time of our youth. That's why we were so very excited to learn that she recently passed Elvis Presley to reach second place on the list of artists with the most No. 1 singles—which is odd because we can't name or hum a single one of them. See, we don't really follow her music career, just her side job as a gossipy celebrity, part-time bikini model, and general all-around babe. We suppose she also knows how to sing, but this hot gallery from her latest appearance in Vibe doesn't come with sound. Somehow, we think you won't notice. More »

Sun, fun, hot girls in bikinis making out with each other ... what more can you ask for from LA's Lushness X volleyball tournament? (Well, except no bikinis at all and a plane ticket to LA to be there for the next one. But you can't have everything.) (laist.com; more @ myspace.com/lushnessvball)

A rigorous scientific study shows that when men are asked to choose between a small immediate gain or a larger future reward, they will make the impulsive, instantly gratifying choice—especially if they just held on to a bra or saw a woman running in a bikini. We don't really know what it all means, but it might explain why we spend so much of our income buying steak knives from TV commercials. (eurekalert.org)

Laura Vandervoort Has Fun In The Sun

There's a lot of things to love about the summer: sunny days, trips to the beach, barbecues ... But our absolute favorite part about the season? All the pretty girls prancing around in, well, not much. Why, just the other day we spied "Smallville"'s Laura Vandervoort sunning herself on the beach! It sure is shaping up to be a great summer, even if we haven't watched her show in years. Pictures after the jump.
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Here's a gallery of random photos of Miwa Oshiro, if for no other reason than you need a little more Japanese A/V stars in your diet. They help create healthy bones! (Sorry.) (gorillamask.net)

A Connecticut elementary school teacher is out of a job after she and her husband appeared in a "Ugliest Guys, Hottest Wife" contest on the Howard Stern show. (Good thing they won!) Says one concerned parent: "What they do on their own time is their business, but ..." sometimes it's our business? (wfsb.com + howardstern.com, via nerve.com)

The Axe Angels Want You (To Smell Like Axe)

What's that, Axe Angels? You say you need someone to help you put sunscreen on your back? Someone to paddle your canoe, complete your game of spin the bottle, and referee your bikini wrestling competition while you try to convince heterosexual men to douse their bodies in your heavily fragranced line of personal hygiene products? Say no more, we're on our way ... as long as you don't, you know, ask us to actually use that stuff. More »

The late night news is about to get a lot more interesting, at least in New Zealand: Lisa Lewis, who once gained fifteen minutes of fame by bikini-streaking through a rugby game, has been hired as the nation's first naked newscaster. From what we've seen, she'll definitely make those economic forecast reports a heck of a lot more interesting. (nzherald.co.nz + stuff.co.nz)

We don't expect to see "bikini jeans" catch on anytime soon since they're, you know ... ridiculous. But we have to support any invention that puts more ass crack and vag flash potential on our city streets. Every little bit helps! (telegraph.co.uk)

Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer of these bikinis, she's also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com)

K. Belo Bikinis: Is It Summer Yet?

It might not quite be bikini weather yet, but temperatures were definitely rising at last night's K. Belo fashion show in New York City ... and luckily, we got the chance to sneak backstage and snap a few pictures of this sexy new line of swimwear. With suits as bangin' as these just waiting for gals to put on (and, um, take off), bikini season can't come soon enough.
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Hot Chicks With Cheat Codes

Videogamers are universally known for two things: an often ruthless desire to win at any cost and being incredibly lonely. (Those two things are probably not related, though.) Well, dude-certified network Spike TV has found a perfect way to address both those issues with their new online feature "Hot Chicks With Cheat Codes." Visit the site and a hot bikini-fied babe will tell you a new way to screw over your opponents in your favorite game. And if you're so hardcore that you've already figured that out and don't need any fragging help anyway, at least they provide something more useful than what these chicks have on their arm. More »

Can That Booty Be Real?

Angel Melaku has a butt that seems to defy gravity and at least three other major laws of physics. We have to assume that, much like Bugs Bunny, she never studied law. (more @ bootysource.com)

Rise And Shine!

It's always a good idea to start your day with some vigorous calisthenics in order to get your heart pumping ... and if you can do them on a beach in Rio de Janeiro with a couple hundred of your closest bikini-clad friends, that might get a few other things pumping too. (Video below.) More »

It seems that Australians and New Zealanders may be fighting over the rights to call Gale Chen one of their own. It turns out she's actually Malaysian, but you can understand why both sides would want to steal her. (ralphgirls.blogspot.com)

They Hate Porn (But Love Hot Women In Bikinis And Lingerie)

When an email containing the URL "WeHatePorn.com" showed up in our inbox this morning, we naturally assumed it was from some anti-porn crusaders trying to convert us to their cause once again, even if most of the anti-porn crusaders we've come across over the last couple of years tend to be a little more indirect and disingenuous in their methods. So imagine our surprise when we clicked on through and saw a page full of the same kind of bright pink graphics we usually associate with a typical babelog, along with lots of pictures of smoking hot women .. who all happen to be fully dressed. Was someone trying to play a cruel joke on us? Turns out that some people actually prefer looking at sexy women with their clothes on! We have to admit there's something to their point of view, though we don't think we'll be giving up our regular babelog roundups anytime soon. It'd take more than a catchy URL in our inbox to get us to do that. More »