While we've had many opportunities on the hetero side of Fleshbot to talk about the high quality smut produced by the good folks at Kink.com, there hasn't been much so far to interest non-boob-loving audiences. That will change later this week, though, when the historic architecture-rehabilitating kink megasite launches its brand spanking new venture Bound Gods, which will feature the likes of Rod Barry, Chad Hunt, and Tober Brandt getting up to some seriously hot and heavy action involving ropes, belts, chains, stocks, and shiny metal dildos.

Our French may be a little rusty, but that hasn't stopped us from developing an appreciation for Mimi, a lovely young woman who blogs about her life as a devoted puppygirl—with plenty of photographic evidence for illustration in case your French is even worse than ours is. But it's not just about wearing collars, playing fetch with giant dildos, and eating her dinner out of bowls on the floor: Mimi's brand of submission also involves some interesting insertions and doing it doggy-style with her master. (You know, just like regular people do!) Sure, watching a grown woman panting on all fours while she's led out to the park to relieve herself might not be everyone's cup of tea. But you have to at least admit she gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sexy bitch".

· Naissance d’une soumise (bounymimi.unblog.fr; see her puppy play gallery here—via bondageblog.com)

"Fetish Academy" Will Teach You Good Discipline

Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.

Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.

There's good control and bad control. Mind control: bad. Control-top pantyhose: bad. Cruise control: good. Birth control: very good. And the kind of control exerted by the bloggers in this week's round up of some of the hottest moments in the sex-blog scene? Excellent. Whether it's the kind of control that lets one keep a game face while being watched or the kind that grabs onto a throat during sex (gently now!), we're big fans. And if one version of control means that change dropped into a toll booth has the side effect of cock and ball torture? We're game for that too.

Lose control with AlwaysArousedGirl right after the cut.

Remember the olden days when you had to settle for the occasional porn star sighting on cheesy reality shows or MTV or cheesy MTV reality shows? Suddenly, HGTV is more than just about flipping houses and designing on dimes: first we hear that one of its former hosts is starting his own naked goth girl site, and now our intrepid colleagues at Gay Porn Blog have revealed that current "Design Star" contestant and Le Corbusier fan Michael Verdugo received some valuable hardware and still life training appearing as "Jeremy Wess" in movies like "Rope Rituals" for legendary bondage producer Tom "Ropes" McGurk.

Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone

"It's part of the underground dungeon scene!" pipes the plummy voiceover of beloved pornstress Veronica Hart of "L.A.'s House of Sex And Domination," where people like Sasha Grey, Michelle Avanti, Kissy Kapri, Flower Tucci, and Audrey Hollander go to be sexed and, er, dominated.

There's something both oldschool Porn and late-nite cable in Hart's introductions (written by Naz and Ashley Blue), such as that of Sasha Grey ("No one has been able to tame her!"). But where a Skinemax movie would then trot out Nikki Fritz and a softcore rubdown would ensue, by the end of this scene Sasha Grey literally has clothespins coming out of her ass—and she's happy about it.

An excellent digest of photorealistic fetish illustration and take-many-prisoners text, the fledgling "Taboo Illustrated" is both a millennial pulp comic and a monthly kink lifestyle primer. Published by Hustler and edited by "O: The Power of Submission" director Ernest Greene, "Taboo Illustrated" features fantasy/fetish artwork and text by Gary Roberts, Ferres, Templeton, and Greene as well as serialized graphic novels. If Betty and Veronica were pony girls, Los Bros Hernandez documented prison hookers, and the Dark Knight ran a dungeon, "Taboo Illustrated" is what it would look like.

· Gary Roberts Art/Taboo (garyrobertsart.com)

I've never really understood the need to buy a set of nipple clamps: why pay for something you can get for virtually free? Plain old clothespins may not be intended for nipple stimulation, but they still do the job extremely well. But even though they're nice and pinchy, clothespins don't vibrate. Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps, on the other hand, vibrate quite hard ... and that feature alone was enough to make me consider paying for them.

In honor of yesterday's traditional beginning-of-summer holiday, today's roundup of some of the juciest moments from the sex blog scene features the kind of encounters are always worth remembering, if you know what we mean. They're the episodes which fuel our fantasies even years later ... and sometimes even get written up for class assignments. Hey, we'd certainly say it was memorable if someone lit us on fire in front of a live audience. A great fuck after a long dry spell, or a really deep blow job, or a long-awaited threesome? Those work too.

Make some new memories with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.