That our crack Photoshop team had to graft a baseball onto someone's peen will probably give you an idea of how much baseball is in this movie.

The Bad News Bitches must thwart the machinations of the thwarted rival of episodes 1 and 2 by any means necessary. As you can imagine, not much baseball is played throughout the movie, and there are no Belladonna-style scenes of unconventional bat placement, but older porn fans might appreciate this movie's similarity to the plot-heavy, good v. evil porn flicks of yore, just with more implants and less hair.

Admirable attention to detail includes "Bad News Bitches" t-shirts as well as location filming at an actual baseball diamond and aerial shots of Dodger Stadium.

· Pink Kitty Video (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Bad News Bitches 3" (gamelink.com)

· BubbaRaw - Bubba The Love Sponge (bubbaraw.com)
· Related: Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge + Aubrey Huff Admires "Works Of Art" (Deadspin)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

From Jessica Hahn to the Girls of Enron, this grand tradition has become a sort of coup de grace for any media spectacle and now that Barry's mistress, Kimberly Bell, has come forward to not only comment on his shriveled balls and ass injections, but also peel her uniform off in public, we feel like the entire ordeal has finally hit for the cycle. But as longtime fans of the Giants slugger there's one question we still have to ask: Does he choke up in bed too?

· Kimberly Bell Naked In Playboy (Nov. 2007)
· Playboy (subscription info and digital downloads @ playboy.com)

Previously: The Secrets Of Miss Universe, Ana Paula Oliveira In Playboy, (Former) Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd in Playboy

· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

The sports world was shocked last week to learn that a young, attractive, obscenely wealthy, and ridiculously talented professional athlete might possibly be dating a stripper. (He's also married to a non-stripper, which we guess is the shocking part.) Normally, the late night shenanigans of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez would be left to those who actually care are better qualified to discuss such things, but something about this story managed to catch our eye. It must have been the nude pictures of A-Rod's (hee-hee ... "rod") alleged paramour, Joslyn Morse, that were dug up from her stint in Playboy back in 2001. Now we're interested! We don't really have anything to add to the story, other than the observation that these photo lend credence to the rumor that the slugger likes the "muscular" type. It's good to know they have something in common.

· Joslyn Morse - Alex Rodriguez stripper friend (dailyniner.com)
· The Sky Is Falling!: Meet A-Rod's Lady (Deadspin)
· 'Post' Lauded For A-Dultery Headline (Gawker)

Previously: Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base

· Want to know what your mom is up to now that you've moved out of the house? Do you now wish you'd minded your own business? (The Today Show)

· Heather Locklear must have put her bikini in the dryer, because it doesn't fit her anymore. She should try that with all her clothes. (the usual suspects)

· Growing up in the Dominican Republic, Julian Tavarez had just two dreams—become a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox or become a porn star. Hey, it's not too late to do both. (aolsportsblog.com, via adultfyi.com)

· What's wrong with creating a gateway of strip clubs leading into Washington, D.C.? It might even keep some of those lobbyists from finding the Capitol. (examiner.com)

· So who really wrote this article about the saga of Sex.com? More importantly, will anyone pay to read the book about it? (kierenmccarthy.co.uk)

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· We had no idea, but baseball is a filthy, filthy game. Are you going to let them talk about your mother that way? (firejoemorgan.com)

· American Apparel is the perfect clothing to get yourself off in. 'Tis the season. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Beijing hands out a harsh new penalty for Chinese websites that display porn—they must offer a heartfelt apology. Sending a nice bouquet of flowers wouldn't hurt either. (chinatechnews.com)

· Website owners discover the shocking secret that putting the word "sex" in your headlines gets people to read your stories. Yeah, that's pretty much our entire operations manual. (ameinfo.com)

· Do you really want to use a service that keeps track of every link you click on while web surfing and shares that info with the whole world? Try explaining all those "big butt asian cuckold bondage" searches to your friends. (darrenbarefoot.com)

· Just so everyone is clear ... Jared, the Subway guy does not rent out his porn. We wouldn't trade any of our DVDs either. Not even for one of those yummy Spicy Italian sandwiches. (tmz.com)

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Creature of the interweb Extreme Holly, when she finds something appealing, pretty much absorbs it. Here she is with a baseball bat and a Yankees shirt (sadly, she defies logic by not sticking the Yankees jersey where such things belong). The Arizona resident gamely fits all manner of things inside herself, including tools, felt-tip markers, flashlights, cucumbers, popsicles, and now and then a traditional sex toy. The video is refreshingly free of porn-star posturing from the buff and genial Holly, who could probably beat you to death with the bat once she's finished with it. - GP

· Extreme Holly (extremeholly.com)
· "Extreme Holly Goes Solo" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

While the other major sports have shamelessly flouted peppy short-skirted babes for the sake of rallying fans to their cause, baseball has steadfastly remained the stuffy old man of the sports world. Sure they've hired the occasional cute ball girl or a few co-eds to fire hot dog guns into the crowd, but the grand tradition of the game would never permit the boys of summer to stoop so low as to use titillation as a marketing gimmick. Or would they? The time seems to have changed in—where else?—Miami, where the Florida Marlins have installed Major League Baseball's first bona fide pompom shaking, sports bra bearing cheer/dance squad, the Mermaids. Ok, so they've actually been around for a few years now, but they aren't exactly heavily promoted by the powers that be—outside of Miami, that is, where they're pretty much the only way to get folks to leave South Beach long enough to sit through a baseball game. So why hasn't the idea caught on in say, Detroit or Minnesota? With all those pitching changes and scratching batters, baseball can actually put those tight bottoms and gyrating pelvises (pelvi?) to good use. We know Phillies fans could certainly use the distraction.

· Cheerleader Reports (homerderby.com)
· Marlins Mermaids (pictures + video @ florida.marlins.mlb.com)

Previously: NBA All-Star Dance Team, NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

· Even we won't stoop to making a joke about the first half of Russian hottie Anna Semenovich's last name. Wow, where did that bit of maturity come from? (latenightpictures.com)

· A woman in Rome is in trouble for taking a nude dip in the Trevi fountain in Rome, just like in that movie! No, the other one. (cnn.com)

· A pornstar coalition—including political gadfly Mary Carey—went to Sacramento to protest a proposed California tax on adult businesses. No politicians were laid during the making of this protest. (nbcsandiego.com)

· Today's Joe Francis update: The Girls Gone Wild guru pleads guilty to one of the charges against him and gets 35 days in jail. If he survives the whole month, everyone on his cell block wins a free t-shirt. (firstcoastnews.com)

· San Diego Padres outfielder Brian Giles will only do nudity if it's essential to story of a baseball game. Or if he's just really, really bored. (aolsportsblog.com)

· Idaho State University officials covered the windows at a campus art gallery to keep unsuspecting eyes away from the nude photos. That concludes our coverage of everything that's happening in Idaho. (ktvb.com)

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Hot babes and sports gambling go together like ... er, hot babes wearing boxing gloves, hot babes in batting cages, and hot babes on the girdiron, all of whom have been featured as Bodog Girls in recent issues of the monthly cheesecake review at the "world's largest online sports betting destination". While the "Bodog Girls Beat" news blog doesn't seem to have been updated recently, it's apparent these hotties have still been keeping busy in their mission to spread the word about good old fashioned healthy physical activity far and wide: after all, we're willing to wager that your pulse rate is increasing already, and you haven't even left your seat.

· Bodog Girls (Flash @ bodognation.com)

Previously: Flesh FLicks: Kinkboxing, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Billiard Team: Rack 'Em Up!, Beach Volleyball Ass Gallery, Handball Girls, 25 Hottest Sports Wives

· Usually we'd consider an upskirt shot of a celebrity flashing her hoo-hoo to be front page news, but when said celebrity is Katie "Jordan" Price, it's more like a comfy visit from an old friend. (dlisted.blogspot.com)

· Behold the ostentatious glory of the $1.89 million solid gold bra. And here you were thinking a $19.99 off-the-rack number from Victoria's Secret was good enough to show your favorite pair of boobs how much you care. (Gizmodo)

· The Daniela Cicarelli uproar continues with news that GM has pulled out of its advertising contract with the Brazilian megahottie. We can barely conceive of the concept of using the terms "pull out" and "Daniela Cicarelli" in the same sentence. (Jalopnik)

· A new study reveals that lesbians have more orgasms during sex, which we've always known to be true anyway. Just ask any lesbian. (thesun.co.uk)

· Ah, the delights of late season baseball: hot dogs, nippy fall weather, and getting a blowjob in the stands. Batter up! (Deadspin)

· Of his tabloid-ready "relationship" with walking skeletal anatomy lesson Nicole Richie, "Jackass"'s Steve-O claims his sexual contact with her didn't go beyond jerking off behind her back while she was sleeping. Ms. Richie's back could not be reached for comment. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Charges were dropped this week againt a teacher and former Miss Texas contestant for having sex with one of her 18 year old students. (As far as laws againt having sex with students who are under 18 ... well, the jury's still out on that one.) (nbc5i.com + cbsnews.com)

· When he's not having condomless sex or onscreen strap-on threeways, Jack Nicholson is apparently making his staff find porn for him. But you don't have to be a star to get treated like one—that's what Fleshbot is here for! (Er, except for the condomless sex part.) (tmz.com + postchronicle.com)

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