#sports

You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who'd like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)

#hardcore

Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"

What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do. More »

#gossip

Meet Boston's MVS (Most Valuable Stripper)

A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history—by boning (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch nemesis Boston Red Sox, allowing that city to claim its first World Series title in 86 years (which they have not shut up about since.) She's like Shoeless Joe Jackson, but we guess that instead of shoes, she just takes off her bra. (bostonhearld.com, via Deadspin)

#sports

Today's baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for "committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool." Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)

#sports

If you want to see the rest of the Aubrey Huff/Melissa Midwest ass painting saga, you can now purchase the entire ordeal on her website. It's twice as interesting as the Barry Bonds trial and with the half the amount of human growth hormone! (melissamidwest.com + Deadspin)

#sports

When Aubrey Huff Met Melissa Midwest

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#tradetalks

If you thought Red Sox fans were bonkers, what about the Colorado Rockies booster who is willing to give up a 25-year strong Playboy collection just to go to one World Series game? We like sports too, but that thin Rocky Mountain air might be affecting his judgment. (cbs4denver.com, via Deadspin)

#gettingtosecondbase

It seems some Red Sox fans are going a little batty with World Series fever ... or they just figure baseball is as good an excuse as any to troll for sex on Craigslist. Why should the players get to do all the scoring? (bostonherald.com, via bostonist.com)

#babes

Barry Bonds' Naked Mistress Joins Your Fantasy Team

We're big baseball fans, but we admit that we find it hard to get worked up about the game's ongoing steroid "scandal." For example, if you found out that legendary cocksmith Peter North had been corking his bat all those years, would that make his prodigious pop shots any less impressive? (Actually, don't answer that.) But if there's one positive development about the brouhaha surrounding Barry Bonds and his new, possibly tainted home run record, it's that Playboy still knows how to cash in on any newsworthy event by getting a minor (but hot) player to disrobe for some photos. More »

#crimeandpunishment

Because All-Star Games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can't score. (nbc11.com)

#pornofthemoment

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Almost All-Star Break Edition

"Bitch Bitch Bitch." That's my impression of our comment-hungry overlords. Who would have thought that all you needed was a little creative outlet? The winner of last week's first "What Would Fleshbot Readers Do?" porn titling contest was a person named CloudCarrier who titled the Chelsie Rae movie "Wheeeee!Gasms 25". We chose this because Chelsie Rae makes us go both "Hmmm" and "Wheee!" (as well as "Bo-WANGhee"). Today we've a slightly more sinister boxcover for you to name. With luck, you will wax rhapsodic about our national pastime as America's birthday nears. Corking! - GP More »

#playinghardball

Barry Bonds' former mistress writing a book and offering to pose nude isn't that surprising, but maybe the identity of her "agent" is—celebrity smut peddler David Hans Schmidt. Hmm ... maybe that's not so surprising either. (nydailynews.com)

#scandal