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Today's baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for "committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool." Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)

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Baseball season might be over, but the boys of "Bottom Of The Ninth: Little Big League 3" are just getting started. If this is what the farm teams are looking like these days, we are so totally going to be paying attention to what the Lakers and the Jets are doing next year. (They're baseball teams, right?) (gallery + trailer @ gaypornblog.com)

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If you want to see the rest of the Aubrey Huff/Melissa Midwest ass painting saga, you can now purchase the entire ordeal on her website. It's twice as interesting as the Barry Bonds trial and with the half the amount of human growth hormone! (melissamidwest.com + Deadspin)

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When Aubrey Huff Met Melissa Midwest


Oh, that Melissa Midwest! She always seems be causing such a commotion, particularly when she hangs around radio host Bubba The Love Sponge. (We can't believe we just wrote those words.) Even after her unfortunate run-in with Brooke Skye last summer, she's back for more, this time letting Baltimore Oriole outfielder and chronic masturbater Aubrey Huff put paint on her ass. Honestly, we have no idea what's going on in this clip, but we suggest turning down the volume to avoid "Bubba"'s constant barrage of asshole and fart comments. Why do guys always have to ruin a sensitive Major League Baseball player ass-painting moment with talking? More »

3:25 PM on Wed Nov 14 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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If you thought Red Sox fans were bonkers, what about the Colorado Rockies booster who is willing to give up a 25-year strong Playboy collection just to go to one World Series game? We like sports too, but that thin Rocky Mountain air might be affecting his judgment. (cbs4denver.com, via Deadspin)

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It seems some Red Sox fans are going a little batty with World Series fever ... or they just figure baseball is as good an excuse as any to troll for sex on Craigslist. Why should the players get to do all the scoring? (bostonherald.com, via bostonist.com)

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Barry Bonds' Naked Mistress Joins Your Fantasy Team

We're big baseball fans, but we admit that we find it hard to get worked up about the game's ongoing steroid "scandal." For example, if you found out that legendary cocksmith Peter North had been corking his bat all those years, would that make his prodigious pop shots any less impressive? (Actually, don't answer that.) But if there's one positive development about the brouhaha surrounding Barry Bonds and his new, possibly tainted home run record, it's that Playboy still knows how to cash in on any newsworthy event by getting a minor (but hot) player to disrobe for some photos. More »

12:37 PM on Mon Oct 8 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by Trackback: Just another reason not to trust Canadians. Our love for prog R & B with falsetto vocals is well known. We have always wanted Robin Thicke to accidentally eat brownies with LSD in them and front a group like this, more »

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Sticky Pages: "Fast Balls"

As the baseball season nears its close, let's take a long, hard look at the boys of summer: we're talking about pitchers and catchers, free swingers, short stops and other heavy hitters. "Fast Balls: Erotic Tales of America's Favorite Pastime" is a new collection of "eighteen hot stories of men in uniform—who, after a diving catch, a game-winning run, or an impressive strikeout, like to take it all off." The anthology is edited by erotica auteur Jesse Grant, known to one-handed reading aficionados everywhere for his work on the legendary "Friction" series; for horny sports fans who are tired of speculating on the sexuality of certain pro athletes (ahem), these stories should go a long way towards proving there are at least a few boys out there who definitely play on our team.

· "Fast Balls: Erotic Tales of America's Favorite Pastime" by Jesse Grant (Amazon)

9:52 AM on Mon Sep 10 2007
By Rod Mac
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Because All-Star Games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can't score. (nbc11.com)

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Almost All-Star Break Edition

"Bitch Bitch Bitch." That's my impression of our comment-hungry overlords. Who would have thought that all you needed was a little creative outlet? The winner of last week's first "What Would Fleshbot Readers Do?" porn titling contest was a person named CloudCarrier who titled the Chelsie Rae movie "Wheeeee!Gasms 25". We chose this because Chelsie Rae makes us go both "Hmmm" and "Wheee!" (as well as "Bo-WANGhee"). Today we've a slightly more sinister boxcover for you to name. With luck, you will wax rhapsodic about our national pastime as America's birthday nears. Corking! - GP More »

7:32 PM on Fri Jun 29 2007
By Gram Ponante
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Latest by CloudCarrier: Thanks, Gram! I'd like to thank every person who made this distinction possible, especially those who didn't press charges, but in lieu, here's a few more titles which probably aren't as awesome: Uncle Hammy's Switch Hitters 2: It's Deja-Vu All more »

Barry Bonds' former mistress writing a book and offering to pose nude isn't that surprising, but maybe the identity of her "agent" is—celebrity smut peddler David Hans Schmidt. Hmm ... maybe that's not so surprising either. (nydailynews.com)

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Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses

The sports world was shocked last week to learn that a young, attractive, obscenely wealthy, and ridiculously talented professional athlete might possibly be dating a stripper. (He's also married to a non-stripper, which we guess is the shocking part.) Normally, the late night shenanigans of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez would be left to those who actually care are better qualified to discuss such things, but something about this story managed to catch our eye. It must have been the nude pictures of A-Rod's (hee-hee ... "rod") alleged paramour, Joslyn Morse, that were dug up from her stint in Playboy back in 2001. Now we're interested! We don't really have anything to add to the story, other than the observation that these photo lend credence to the rumor that the slugger likes the "muscular" type. It's good to know they have something in common. More »

11:33 AM on Mon Jun 4 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by Trackback: (Warning: The links contained in this post are most definitely not safe for work. Unless you work at home.) It was only a matter of time: the Playboy photos of supposed A-Rod paramour/definite stripper have surfaced. (Link via Fleshbot more »

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Wet Spots: There Is No Sex In The Living Room

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Morning Wood: Now Say You're Sorry

· We had no idea, but baseball is a filthy, filthy game. Are you going to let them talk about your mother that way? (firejoemorgan.com) More »

11:30 AM on Mon May 14 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Porn of the Moment: "Extreme Holly Goes Solo"

Creature of the interweb Extreme Holly, when she finds something appealing, pretty much absorbs it. Here she is with a baseball bat and a Yankees shirt (sadly, she defies logic by not sticking the Yankees jersey where such things belong). The Arizona resident gamely fits all manner of things inside herself, including tools, felt-tip markers, flashlights, cucumbers, popsicles, and now and then a traditional sex toy. The video is refreshingly free of porn-star posturing from the buff and genial Holly, who could probably beat you to death with the bat once she's finished with it. - GP
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5:36 PM on Mon May 7 2007
By Gram Ponante
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Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base

While the other major sports have shamelessly flouted peppy short-skirted babes for the sake of rallying fans to their cause, baseball has steadfastly remained the stuffy old man of the sports world. Sure they've hired the occasional cute ball girl or a few co-eds to fire hot dog guns into the crowd, but the grand tradition of the game would never permit the boys of summer to stoop so low as to use titillation as a marketing gimmick. Or would they? The time seems to have changed in—where else?—Miami, where the Florida Marlins have installed Major League Baseball's first bona fide pompom shaking, sports bra bearing cheer/dance squad, the Mermaids. Ok, so they've actually been around for a few years now, but they aren't exactly heavily promoted by the powers that be—outside of Miami, that is, where they're pretty much the only way to get folks to leave South Beach long enough to sit through a baseball game. So why hasn't the idea caught on in say, Detroit or Minnesota? With all those pitching changes and scratching batters, baseball can actually put those tight bottoms and gyrating pelvises (pelvi?) to good use. We know Phillies fans could certainly use the distraction. More »

3:08 PM on Wed Apr 25 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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morning wood

Morning Wood: We're All Grownups Here

· Even we won't stoop to making a joke about the first half of Russian hottie Anna Semenovich's last name. Wow, where did that bit of maturity come from? (latenightpictures.com) More »

11:45 AM on Tue Apr 24 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun

Hot babes and sports gambling go together like ... er, hot babes wearing boxing gloves, hot babes in batting cages, and hot babes on the girdiron, all of whom have been featured as Bodog Girls in recent issues of the monthly cheesecake review at the "world's largest online sports betting destination". While the "Bodog Girls Beat" news blog doesn't seem to have been updated recently, it's apparent these hotties have still been keeping busy in their mission to spread the word about good old fashioned healthy physical activity far and wide: after all, we're willing to wager that your pulse rate is increasing already, and you haven't even left your seat. More »

1:00 PM on Wed Nov 15 2006
By Fleshbot
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