#pornstars

Bowling For Boobies

When it comes to handling 12-pound balls, you need to call in experts like Kayden Kross and Sunny Lane. Wait, we're talking about nude charity bowling events here—what did you think we meant? (gallery @ laist.com)

#balls

Meet Mr. Testis, the mascot of the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. (You know, the one where all the people get trampled by wild animals in the streets.) Thanks to some excess baggage he's carrying, however, at least this is one bull you'll be able to outrun. (Click for video.) More »

#howto

Sex Tips From YouPorn: Don't Forget The Balls

Like many of you, we've gotten the bulk of our sex ed from two places: the internet and porn. Sometimes we even combine the two sources, learning wonderful and amazing things from online smut. For example, this video shows us the importance of proper ball stimulation during the act of oral sex—with more than a few ladies eagerly demonstrating their favorite junk handling techniques. Internet porn ... how did we ever learn anything without it? More »

#college

Our modern university science and engineering programs bring together the latest technologies with the world's brightest young minds to create the next generation of groundbreaking state-of-the-art innovations—like this giant mechanical nutsack that three NYU students built for a class project. Can you believe the balls on these kids? (testetouch.com [sound warning], via Gizmodo)

#pornofthemoment

Sasha Grey Is Quite A "Ball Buster"

Although the official title of this DVD comp is "First Time Ball Busters" we have a sneaking suspicion that AVN Performer of the Year Sasha Grey has done this sort of thing before. Not that we would ever accuse her of evil intent toward innocent junk, but the gleam in her eye as she chomps down on a swollen scrotum signals a certain zest for abusing manhood. Plus, her roundhouse kick to the nuts looks more like the work of a veteran NFL punter than an inexperienced rookie. Those with weak stomachs—or you know, balls—should approach this film at their own risk. More »

#asktheexperts

Best Of Sex Advice: We Couldn't Make This Stuff Up

As some folks learn the hard way, if you're going to take the trouble to solve other people's sexual problems you should at least do your own work. There are so many difficult questions to answer out there that it isn't really necessary to make them up—or steal them from Dan Savage. On the other hand, Dan didn't even write his own column this week, so what difference does it really make who's giving the advice? Only one thing is certain: You people may have gotten older in the last seven days, but you haven't gotten any wiser. More »

#wtf

A ~~North Carolina~~ Virginia lawmaker wants to castrate your truck—specifically, he wants to ban those fake testicles that some people like to hang from their bumpers. Personally, we like these things. It helps us identify the crazy people that we should avoid the highway. (wtkr.com)

#video

Even a masturbating kangaroo knows that if you want to play a good round of golf, you've got to keep your balls clean. (Click the image for video.) More »