tennis
As we told you weeks ago, tennis star Ashley Harkleroad has posed for Playboy without her white skirt or her white top or her white panties. Leaving nothing to the imagination was a trick that pervs tennis fans had hoped would fall on the the shoulders of Anna Kournikova, but it turns out that Ashley is the first one to take on the challenge on behalf of the ladies' pro tour. She's inside and on the cover of Playboy's August issue, which may or may not be on your local newsstand now. Not like anyone uses newsstands anymore ...
· Ashley in Playboy!?! (tennisforum.com, via Deadspin)
fleshbot requests
We wouldn't exactly say that we have a full-on fetish for Asian models—we can quit anytime, seriously!—but the sight of a lovely Asian woman has always made our hearts skip a beat or two. And we see that we're not the only ones. Thankfully, you don't have to go too far to find a beautiful Asian woman, especially when you're in Fleshbot country. After the jump, a few of our favorite Asian and Asian-American starlets. (And if this list isn't enough to satisfy you, there's always AsianModelPalooza on Saturday. It is an awfully big continent, you know.)
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hardcore
Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses—the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course—who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick.
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The BlueBlood.net crew took a trip to a sexy fashion show in Portland, Oregon to learn a little more about
next season's styles. It turns out that bare boobs are going to be all the rage—just like last year! (And every year, really.) (blueblood.net)
celebrity bikini watch
We've had a crush on
Claire Danes since we first saw her teenage angst in "My So-Called Life." In those days, we never imagined that one day we'd get paid to dig up photos of our idol in a bikini. Of course, we also never imagined the internet, either—imagination was never our strong suit. (Gallery after the jump.)
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Naked lady pictures are really great and all, but when anyone with a camera and a naked lady can do it, how do you make yours a little more interesting than the norm? Well, Neolestat—who is actually photographer Andy Craddock in web disguise—does it with a variety of beautiful, but not necessarily professional models, an aversion to Photoshop filters, and a playfully kinky vibe that adds some spice to his images while still keeping it simple. Oh, and maybe an occasional octopus on the vagina. Honestly, you can never go wrong with a few extra tentacles.
· Andy Craddock — Neolestat (neolestat.com, via Otomano)
mature babes
We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like
Helen Mirren. Wait ... is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because ... dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren't even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that's why she's
Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners.
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Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen reading this at home are kindly requested to please remove their own hats and caps. Show some respect, will ya?
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nereida gallardo
You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too!
Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous
athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)
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Cheerleaders are great. But you know what's even better?
Cheerleaders who like to get half-naked and grope each other, like these wild and crazy gals from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers rah-rah squad. Actually, the one thing better than that would be cheerleaders who let us in on the action. Can anyone give us a lift to Winnipeg? (donchavez.com)
Kitty Lea is sexy. Kitty has a flatmate (that's roommate, to rest of us), Kellie, who is equally sexy. So naturally
Kitty and Kellie got naked together because that's what flatmates do! The next time we're in England, do you think we could crash on their couch or something? (dailypoa.com)
Gisele Puts The "Ass" In "Acid Wash"
Just when you thought even your third cousin once removed had finally gotten the 1985 memo entitled "Stop it with the acid wash, dumbass", V Magazine is working to bring over-distressed, under-attractive denim back in style. And of course, they've brought out the big guns to make that happen:
über-babe Gisele Bundchen and her, uh, big guns. We probably should've seen this coming, what with Young America's fascination with leggings, lycra, and other 80s fashion tragedies. But acid wash is simply too much of a bad thing. That said, you gotta admit: the gal could give Tawny Kitaen a run for her money. (justjared.buzznet.com,
NY Magazine, et al. - click thumbnail for more)
MILF-to-be watch
Those who follow the porn gossip grapevine may be aware that delicate flower
Eva Angelina is, as they say,
knocked up. The good news is that the reigning AVN Best Actress insists that having a baby will not be the beginning of the end of her career—rather it's "just the end of the beginning." The bad news is ... no more Eva Angelina until at least the summer of 2009! So what are we to do? Fortunately, there's still a vast trove of Eva material available on the web and in your DVD collection, so hopefully you can use the time to peruse her back catalog and catch up on any scenes you may have missed. (There sure are a lot of them!) Or you can sit in a dark corner crying your sad little eyes out for the next 12 months. It's your choice, but maybe our tribute to pre-preggers Eva will help with your decision.
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