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    umbruss: Actually, I have to point out that Pileggi/Skinner HAS fucked his secretary (she's played by his wife in the original series!) more »
    cand86: This totally fulfilled my need for Mulder/Scully, and Hain absolutely nailed it, mood-wise. I feel like such a chick saying it, but the sexiest damn ... more »
    StayClassy: Agree with Conrad, also the first image of Kane is gorgeous more »
    davidaaronclark: I highly doubt that anybody involved in this production has ever seen 2046, and likely not even heard of it. more »
    Uli_Kunkel: Is this a porn remake of Wong-Kar Wai's 2046? BTW, pic #4 is absolutely hilarious - the director and AD look on as Randy Spears dejectedly has an as... more »
    Mazda Eric: Kimberly Fucking Kane. I gotta go out and purchase this film. more »
    pepelicious: I always pictured Sculley with a hairy ass bush... nice.. more »
    MIster_C: I was also entertained by this more »
    Conrad: I was quite impressed by this. Also Kane is portrayed in a much more classical beauty, then a traditional porn beauty. It was a nice change. more »
    liveallnight: I never would've thought that the show girl from Bubba the Love Sponge would go so far. more »
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    "Pure" Screwing Satisfaction

    It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More »
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    "2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll

    It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love? More »
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    "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again

    Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More »
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    "Pure": Your Bloody Asian Valentine

    "It was a fabulous tabloid scandal in 1930's Tokyo, forcing the repressed society to confront sex and death in explicit terms," said David Aaron Clark of the true story behind his upcoming "Pure," a movie I'm very excited to see. More »
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    Kayden Kross Beyond Thunderdome

    Following the world-altering "Big Burn," a number of things are scarce: potable water, animals, and, oh yes, Kayden Kross's clothes. At least we've got that to look forward to. More »
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    "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming

    Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More »
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    Wicked's "The Wicked"

    You wonder why Wicked has waited so many years to release an eponymous title, but you also wonder why Kaylani Lei hasn't been delivered to you personally as part of the bailout package. Read on to discover why vampires seem to be devouring condom-only performers in the California Desert. More »
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    Love Is A Battlefield: Wicked's "Coming Home"

    If treated thoughtfully, even the weightiest and unsexiest subjects can be plots for porn movies. Why? Because people are thinking about having sex all the time. The trouble is that most porn movies can't handle weighty, and just end up looking dumb. We're sorry to begin our review of the excellent "Coming Home" with "We're surprised it didn't suck", but jeez; we've been burned so many times before. More »