• #safetypants

    Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Ava Devine

    The first time I ever saw today’s Birthday Girl, Ava Devine, in person, she tried to rip my underwear off. I was not the only person whose underwear she tried to rip off. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Taking Care Of The Family

    Babysitting today is a lot different than we remember it. It used to be all about making sure the kids behaved... but these days it seems like it's more about letting the parents misbehave! Dedicated babysitters everywhere are stepping up their skill sets from basics like making snacks and learning CPR to more advanced training, including fellatio and anal. Still need to sharpen you skills? No need to worry, loving families like the Sanders clan will be more than willing to get you up to snuff. After all, it's all about taking care of the family! More »
  • #extremepornstarshowdown

    Battle Of The Avas: Ava Devine Vs. Ava Rose

    Ava Devine and Ava Rose may share a first name, but that's just about the only thing these two porn starlets have in common—aside from, you know, the fact that they're both porn starlets. While Ms. Rose is a former contract girl for Adam and Eve and the star of such classy flicks as "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant;" Ms. Devine — who entered the porn world at the (relatively) advanced age of 28 — is a down and dirty free agent largely know for her willingness to do anything. And we do mean anything. So who will it be? Sleek and stylish Ava Rose or up-for-anything Ava Devine? It's in your hands now. Just don't let all the power go to your head. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!

    While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine. More »
  • #milf

    Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine Is A Good Host

    If you watched our party report from Naughty America's Brooklyn gathering this weekend, you realize now that Ava Devine is very enthusiastic when it comes to meeting young male fans. Or older male fans. Or, more generally, males. What is age really, when your son's best friend can be old enough to be your dad's golfing buddy, but a backwards baseball cap can shave half your life away? She's just a naturally friendly person who likes to make people feel comfortable. When you're a visitor in her world—the porn world or the real one—no one goes home unhappy. More »
  • #youarethere

    How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest Place In "Naughty America"

    When we tell friends that we've been invited to a "porn party," they usually think that we're headed to some wild and crazy freakfest where everyone gets naked, drunk, and very hands on with a gaggle of sexy pornstars. Then we have to crush their spirits by explaining that porn parties are usually dull, fully-clothed affairs with expensive drinks and a guy-to-girl ratio roughly equal to a frat house on a Tuesday night. Until we found ourselves at the classy and staid 507 Bar and Grill in Brooklyn on Saturday night, just as it was being taken over by Naughty America and five of its more, uh ... rambunctious female stars. Let's just say that it wasn't your typical porn party ... and that Ava Devine is a bit of a troublemaker. More »
  • #photoplay

    Carmella Bing Is "Tittanic"

    Oh, if only Kate Winslet had signed on for the special seventh scene of this movie, peeing on herself or losing her mind or whatnot, I would have had to declare the rest of the year moot and claim "Tittanic" as the Porn Movie of 2008 in the way that Frank De Felitta's "Audrey Rose" was the novel of reincarnation. More »
  • #philanthropy

    Ava Devine Is Crafty

    As we noted previously, the tragedy of our time at the AVN Expo was that we did not get to get pawed by Ava Devine, known for her hands-on approach to meeting her public. The Naughty American reveals that the Divine Ms. Devine has become an expert ripper of other people's boxers, and will be weaving the purloined underpants into a quilt that she will then donate to charity. More »
  • #specialmoments

    As much as we tried to be everywhere at once at the AVN Expo this year, we were not, alas, close enough to Ava Devine when she decided to pull off one lucky (?) fan's underwear on the show floor. Which, much as we hate to admit it while we're still recuperating, means we have at least one reason to go back next year. (xfanz.com)
  • #sextoys

    Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

    Here's a little word to the wise: If you ever run into Ava Devine in an airport, you should definitely say hi. It's extremely unlikely that she'll have a double penetrating Fucking Machine or a month's supply of baby oil in her carry-on, but something good might just come out of it anyway. Those of you who are afraid of flying can make do with this extended session of cold robotic love—not cold because robots are distant and remorseless, but cold because we're assuming all that water pouring onto and coming out of Ava is probably lukewarm at best. Pray for an extra-long line at the security checkpoints and maybe she'll tell you all about it sometime. More »