Hustler "Loves Lucy" (And So Does Everyone Else)

It had to happen eventually: Hustler's a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one "This Ain't" or "Not The" in the title. "Everybody Loves Lucy" streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky. More »

"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around

Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.) More »

Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More »

"Voluptuous Biker Babes" Put Other Biker Babes To Shame

Carlos Batts is at it again: right on the heels of "Kiss Attack," he brings us "Voluptuous Biker Babes," a porntastic reenvisioning of the cult classic "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" (not to be confused with Quentin Tarantino's remake of the film, rumored to feature Tera Patrick.) Shot on the same location as its inspiration, the film features April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz as a trio of dance divas who get lost in the desert and somehow wind up wrestling each other (naked, we hope!). But don't take our word for it: watch the trailer and see for yourself.

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Popshots Of The Week: Everybody Loves Lucy, "Pirates", And Peaches

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in "Everybody Loves Lucy" (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of "Pirates 2". What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.
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"9 To 5" In Porn: What A Way To Make A Living

As disappointed as we were to learn that current Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown contestants Sasha Grey and Belladonna are not starring in a hardcore remake of the of the 1980s Lily Tomlin/Dolly Parton/Jane Fonda workplace comedy classic, we're still intrigued by the trailer for this "behind the scene" porn documentary. Tes, we know it's been done before—but this one looks well shot, well done and ... what's the word? Oh, yeah ... interesting! In addition to our other extreme candidates, Mia Rose, Audrey Hollander, John Stagliano and other assorted Porn Valley characters might wander through. We're not sure yet when it will be playing somewhere we can see it, but you'll probably find us waiting in line when it is.

· 9 To 5: The Movie (9to5-themovie.com)

Audrey Hollander Brings Home The Bacon

Way to put poor Faye Runaway on the defensive, Audrey Hollander: "Do you like taking cocks that belong to other people?" Hollander asks in "Otto And Audrey On the Prowl," a collection of vignettes featuring Audrey cruelly procuring innocents for her husband's delectation, in much the same way I employ carhops at Rally's. "Um. Yes?" Runaway replies, sealing her fate. More »

Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More »

Dirtpipe Contender: "Cum Fart Tsunami"

We have been looking for a worthy successor to "Cum Drink My Vintage Wine" and "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" and, contrary to what February means for Hollywood box office receipts, we might have a winner in "Cum Fart Tsunami." Directed by former AVN editor Mike Ramone, "Cum Fart Tsunami" is an example of a title that doesn't even need to be seen to be appreciated, even if it is being hailed as "the mother of all anal felching pornos." According to Ramone, star Audrey Hollander had "so many penetrations at the same time that I lost count." We said the same thing about Super Tuesday... More »

Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time

Day One is winding down here at the AEE and just like any first time, it was confusing, occasionally painful, and at times downright embarrassing. But it was also a day we won't soon forget. More »

Audrey Hollander Is "On The Prowl"

DCypher reports: Otto Bauer and Audr(e)y Hollander are arguably the First Couple of porn. Actually, maybe you should think of them more like the John and Elizabeth Edwards of porn, with Audrey possessing the same kind of unconditional love and respect for her man that drove Elizabeth to go head on with trash talking transsexual terrorist Ann Coulter while still undergoing chemo treatments. That's the kind of bond Otto and Audrey share, one based a shared desire to fuck the world (literally) and cemented in sticky bodily fluids. More »

Porn Valley Dispatch: "Barely"-Contained Excitement

Hustler's "Barely Legal" series has reached its 75th installment, and that doesn't even cover all the intra-"Legal" iterations, like "Barely Legal Summer Camp", "Barely Legal Innocence", and "Barely Legal in Space" (all right, I made up the last one, but you know you'll see it sooner or later). More »

The Red-Hot World Of Audrey Hollander

Our obsessive fetish absorbing interest in sexy redheads is no secret here at Fleshbot—and when it comes to sexy redheads in porn, no one fills the role better as far as we're concerned than the delightful Audrey Hollander. In a new interview at Eros Zine, Audrey manages to perfectly convey her good girl/bad girl appeal: on one hand, she's a simple gal with some wholesome interests when she's not making smut ("I love to cook! I'm from the South, and so I love to garden. I make pasta sauces and salsas, and I also like to paint and draw."), and on the other ... "I've always always done some pretty intense stuff. I've never done a non-anal scene, and in the past year every anal scene that I've done, I've done double anal ... (It's) unusual for some, but for those who like it, hey! And I like it." And you thought we just liked her because of the color of her hair? More »

So A Woman Walks Into A "Smut Merchant" ...

It is impossible not to watch Audrey Hollander; any way one twists her, the angle is appealing. She and partner Otto Bauer have put together a series of movies under the "Smut Merchant" line that are both extremely hardcore and gorgeous, which is a niche I didn't know could exist. Join us after the gap for gloryholes, voyeurism, and jewelry. More »

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