"Sex Scenes" tells the tale of Kati Paxton, a young female filmmaker looking to make a arty, erotic movie in the midst of the mainstream film industry—as well as the many different character she comes into contact with in the process. Featuring the voices of 33 different New York actors (playing 50 different characters), "Sex Scenes" is dirty, funny, and surprisingly hot—and at 17 episodes and over 10 hours long, it's a gift that'll keep giving long after that holiday sweater has been pushed to the back of the drawer. Clip above.

· Buy Sex Scenes (sexscenes.info)

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· Click Fore Play (clickforeplay.com, via Regina Lynn)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

· Porn For The Blind (pornfortheblind.org - thanks N.)
· Related: Who's Watching? A Profile of the Blind and Visually Impaired Audience for Television and Video (afb.org - thanks Joe)

Previously: Sounds Dirty: Redefining Aural Sex, One Moan At A Time

Since they're audio only, the stage directions and dialogue are even more delicious than your average porno. (Sample quote: "Now I'm sitting here with a banana up my hungry cunt.") It's the most salacious pulp radio theater you've ever heard (have you ever heard any before?) and for better or worse, someone has transferred some of these gems to MP3 so that 21st century freaks can enjoy the delicate sound of sexual thunder, complete with old-fashioned humming audio and suitable for dance party remixing. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to grab our CB radio and a couple of Earth, Wind and Fire albums—on 8-track, of course—and go find ourselves a highway convoy. -CW

· 8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks (dinosaurgardens.com)

Previously: Deaf Bunny: Porn For The Deaf (And Everyone Else)

· Moan My IP (audio warning obviously @ moanmyip.com)

Previously: Grab My Boob (Well, Not Ours, But You Get The Idea)

It is estimated that there are approximately 140 million people worldwide who cannot fully use the internet due to visual or hearing impairments. Don't they deserve porn too? Even though this problem has been (sort of) addressed before, few smutmeisters have tried to tap into this demographic. But there's at least one site that sees a huge potential subscriber base where the blind are concerned: Sounds Dirty caters to vision-impaired users by offering erotic stories, zoomable pictures galleries, and hardcore videos complete with subtitles and audio descriptions. They also claim to be fully compliant with all major web usability standards, which is refreshing in a business where some web designers still think the <blink> tag is the latest in cutting-edge display technology. You can still enjoy the site if you happen to be one of the lucky ones who doesn't need glasses (it's still porn, after all), which is handy if you get off on a sexy voice telling you what position a couple happens to be fucking in or you just want some MP3s of girls giving blowjobs for your iPod, Sounds Dirty admirably fills a long-neglected gap. In the land of the blind, a breathy voice whispering "Fuck me harder!" in your ear is king. Or, uh, queen.

· SoundsDirty (previews + member info @ soundsdirty.com)
· "Blinding idea for a porn site" (metro.co.uk)

Previously: Porn for the Blind, Still More Sexy Podcasts, (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos

It used to be that if you were in the market for the latest in cutting-edge (ok, scratch that "cutting" part) sex toys you were forced to choose between a model souped up with the latest in MP3-enabled voice recording technology and the tried-and-true benefits of the ever-popular rabbit design model. Well, worry no more: the dildonic whizzes at My Little Secret follow up the success of their Talking Head Vibrator with the release of their new "Web-enabled" Talking Head MP3 Rabbit Vibrator, which combines all the slightly creepy benefits of the original version (as we mentioned in our initial review, not everyone wants to have their lover's voice squawking at them from inside their cooter) with an additional set of bunny-like nibbly things attached for her pleasure. There's a selection of audio clips you can download from the My Little Secret site (at $1.99 a pop) to use with your new toy should you decide to purchase one, but we recommend getting creative with some old Looney Toons samples on your computer to get the full effect of this bold advance in vibrator technology.

· Talking Head™ MP3 Pink Rabbit (mylittlesecretllc.com)
· "My Little Secret Launches First MP3 Rabbit Vibrator" (press release @ avn.com)

Previously: Talking Head Vibrators, Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys of 2006, The Perfect Sex Toy?, iBuzz 2.0, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator

Obsessive readers of Gawker Media websites (Seriously, what's wrong with you people? Go play outside or something) have been enthralled by blanket coverage of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, courtesy of the nerd patrols at Gizmodo and Kotaku. (And some other places too.) The more astute among you may even be scratching your heads and saying, "Wait a second ... the Adult Entertainment Expo is also in Las Vegas this week. A porn convention and a gadget convention in the same city, at the same time?" Coincidence? We think not—and neither does Boing Boing's Xeni Jardin, who is on the case in the guise of her mild-mannered NPR correspondent alter ego. It turns out it's not just a matter of two organizations using the same travel agent. Believe it or not, geeks and pervs have a lot in common. (Hint: They all like to gamble.)

· Tech and Porn Conventions Collide in Las Vegas (audio @ npr.org)
· "NPR 'Xeni Tech': Tech and Porn collide in Vegas" (Boing Boing)

See also:
· "Why CES and AVN broke up" (gramponante.com)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Gizmodo)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Kotaku)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

Someday, the as-yet-unfulfilled promise of completely immersive virtual reality will mean that we'll be able to enjoy all those tried-and-true Hot or Not and Rate My (insert body part or sexy article of clothing here) sites not just by merely ogling pictures of the participants, but by being able to actually hear, touch, taste, and smell them as well. That joyous day might not yet arrived, but the future just got a little closer with Moanfest, a clever babelog that lets you rate the oohs and aahs of various hotties via a selection of video clips. If someone wants to run with the concept and develop a Taste My Taint version, we'll be first in line for beta testing. After all, we spend enough time as it is with our tongues pressed up against our monitors in this job anyway. (Maybe we shouldn't have admitted that.)

· Moanfest: The Internet Orgasm Contest (moanfest.com - thanks J.)

Previously: SonicErotica, Sex Audia, Sexual Songs, Melissa Midwest: "Confessions of a Teen", Topless Radio, Masturbation Passion, Pornosonic, The Boog, Aural Erotica

· Just think—if everyone who visited Fleshbot last week looking for the Britney Spears Sex Tape chipped in a measley twenty bucks or so we might collectively score a copy for ourselves. Or we can all just save our money and wait a few more weeks for the highest bidder to "leak" a real excerpt from it to the interweb. So forget we asked. (News of the World)

· Meanwhile, Britney continues to reintroduce herself to a world which may have forgetten about her presence during her extended nupital confinement by wearing silly hats in public. Oh, and sort of walking around with one of her boobs hanging out too. (wwtdd.com)

· Imogen Bailey would like to welcome you to Australia. We would like to welcome her anywhere she wants to go. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Zookeepers in Thailand will show some panda porn to their bears to teach them how to mate. That's basically what we do here; Fleshbot is all about helping people learn. (smh.com.au)

· Women in England say that cleaning and cooking leave them too tired to have sex. So why are husbands always trying to bang the maid? (thesun.co.uk)

· In Japan, 62% of female college students have had sex and the "experience gap" among young men and women is shrinking. Finally, some equal opportunity for fucking. (japantimes.co.jp)

· A TV camera that was supposed to be covering a city council meeting in Malaysia was focused on the thighs of a female reporter instead ... and a councilman blames the woman for dressing too sexy. Gee, the "she asked for it" defense just doesn't work the way it used to. (thestar.com.my)

· The good news: another nude calendar is helping to raise money for a needy cause. The bad news: the models are all middle-aged, out-of-shape dudes. Can't win them all, we guess. (granthamtoday.co.uk)

· International students studying in Australia can only work twenty hours a week. So where do you find a part-time job with flexible hours and high pay? We'll give you two guesses. (story w/ audio @ abc.net.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The concept of porn for the blind may sound like the setup for a bad joke (in fact, it has been the setup for several bad jokes), but it's no laughing matter to those visually impaired folks who want to get their rocks off just as much as anyone else. As the latest project from the good folks who bought you such groundbreaking smut sites as Beautiful Agony and I Feel Myself, the self-explanatory SonicErotica features a nice selection of hot (and free, for now at least) stories in both plain text and downloadable MP3 format, all presented in a graphics-free screen reader-compatible interface. Even if you're not visually impaired, you might want to give some of the sound files a try—many of them include ambient sound effects and several are read by someone with one of the sexiest accents we've ever heard. And if you're still trying to figure out a way to enjoy some smut on your daily commute without disturbing your seatmate on the subway ... well, look no further.

· SonicErotica (sonicerotica.com)
· Thumbnail: Luba and her iPod (attulikesluba.blogspot.com)

Previously: Sex Audia, (The Return Of!) Sexy Podcasts, Sexual Songs, Melissa Midwest: "Confessions of a Teen", Topless Radio, Masturbation Passion, "Deep Throat" So undtracks, Dirty iMixes, Pornosonic, The Boog, Aural Erotica

· Are Playboy models getting stronger? They do tend to knock people on their asses a lot. (amaz0ns.com)

· When she's not bringing you links to sexy podcasts, you can often find our gal Friday Violet Blue starring in one: this time she's talking some sexy trash with the folks at Boing Boing. Is it hot in here or is it just us? (Boing Boing)

· Apparently, drinking Flirt vodka leads to rough sex—or at least painful rug burns. And we all know that alcohol ads never lie. (coolz0r.com)

· In case you haven't heard, voicemails messages can be saved and anything can end up on the internet. So be careful who you decide to call when you're jerking off at two in the morning. (Any ideas who this UK DJ might be anyway?) (myspace.com)

· Do you hate doing laundry? Well, the Orgasmatron 3000 is about to change all that. You won't be able to soil your clothes fast enough. (dominicwilcox.com, via sexblo.gs)

· The Gawker mothership breaks down Craigslist's Miscellaneous Romance section. Who says hatefucking can't be romantic? (Gawker)

· An air traffic control supervisor may get grounded after having "sexual relations with a female subordinate in his office while planes were in the air." Hey, it could have been worse. He could have been one of the pilots. (thedenverchannel.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

OK, so we sort of lied earlier this week when we said that amateur teen model sensation Melissa Midwest had recorded an audio CD about her steamy sexual exploits just for you—actually, many many thousands of people will also have the chance to hear Melissa moaning sweet nothings in their ears, so you might find the whole one-on-one aspect of the experience a bit diluted. That is, unless you're the lucky winner of our exclusive Melissa Midwest "Confessions of a Teen" giveaway content, in which case Melissa will personally autograph a copy of the CD for you alone. Find out what you have to do to feel special after the jump.

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The contest: Since Melissa was generous enough to tell you some of her most personal sex stories, we figured it was only fair for you to share too. So to enter the contest, send us an email at fleshbotcontests@gmail.com telling us about your best or most memorable sexual experience in 50 words or less. Melissa herself will judge the entries and award the prizes. Remember: spelling and creativity count, and you may be awarded extra points if your story involves being charged for public indecency!

The prizes: One winner will receive a personally autographed copy of Melissa Midwest's "Confessions of a Teen" CD, along with an autographed photo of Melissa. Three runners up will receive personally autographed photos.

The rules: Entries must be received no later than Friday, March 31 at 12 noon EST. Only one entry per email address. Must be 18 or older to enter. Void where prohibited, wherever that may be.

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Need some inspiration? Listen to this MP3 preview clip from the "Confessions of a Teen" CD: "My Boyfriend's Dirty Daddy"

See also:
· "Confessions of a Teen Volume 1" (ordering info @ melissastore.com)
· Melissa Midwest (melissamidwest.com)

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Spending endless hours salivating over photographs of a nubile blonde exhibitionist is all very well and good, but who among us hasn't wished we could hear a model like Melissa Midwest whisper sweet nothings in our ears while we perused her roseate charms? Thanks to her new "Confessions of a Teen" audio CD, you'll finally get the chance to experience Melissa's naughty adventures at first hand (right or left, your choice). Alas, none of the clips we've heard so far begin with the tantalizing words "Let me tell you about the last time I was arrested in Lincoln for flashing my tits in a local bar ... " Maybe some things still have to be left to the imagination.

· "Confessions of a Teen Volume 1" (ordering info @ melissastore.com)
· Melissa Midwest (melissamidwest.com)

Check out our exclusive sound clip preview and gallery after the jump.

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Download: Melissa Midwest, "Crime, Sex and Punishment" (rapidshare.de, 2 MB .wav file)

Photos courtesy Melissa Midwest - click for larger versions:

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See also:

· "Lincoln Internet model cited for nudity" (journalstar.com)
· Melissa Midwest Mega Gallery (melissamidwest.bulletinboardforum.com)

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Previously: Masturbation Passion, New School Phone Sex, Nude In Public, American Flasher, Topless Radio, Best of Babelogs Archives
 

If there's anything we like better here at Fleshbot than a comprehensive website celebrating the glories of feminine sexuality and the positive, transformative power of self-gratification, it's a site celebrating the glories of feminine sexuality and the positive, transformative power of self-gratification through a generous selection of hot photographs of naked women, amateur video clips, and audio files of female orgasms. This French site has a helpful English translation if you want to learn more about "the charm and eroticism of a woman enjoying herself" and "women sharing their excitation and intimate stimulation without being vulgar" ... but if you want to just dive right in to the galleries, that's OK too. What's that they say about a picture being worth a thousand words anyway?

Masturbation Passion (masturbation-passion.com, via the juicy new TGP.com)

Previously: Coquins-Coquines, Sexy Women Portraits, Happy National Masturbation Month!, Sexual Cliteracy Month, Beautiful Agony