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    Up Yours, Eh?: "Anal Cavity Search 4"

    Maybe the grounds and standard procedure for a full body cavity search differ in Canada, from whence the mighty Eric Everhard and his mastodon-sized genitalia hail (as clearly evidenced by the maple leaf necklace he sports throughout the video) — but here in America the only way to get this thorough of an investigation into the elasticity and viscosity of your holes is to be deemed an enemy combatant or a suspected heroin smuggler. Despite our fondness for our neighbors to the north, we are suddenly glad we don't live in Canada. More »