ESPN's Live Nude Athletes

ESPN's much ballyhooed Body Issue hits newsstands this Friday—and as part of its relentless PR juggernaut, four of the six covers and a preview gallery have already appeared online. More »

Match The Athlete To The Ass

How familiar are you with the posteriors of female athletes? Not familiar enough, we'd wager. Test out your AssQ with this little game—and if you find you need to brush up on your asses...we could probably help out. More »

Caroline Wozniacki Puts The Cameltoe Back In Tennis

There are many reasons to get excited about the US Open...but if we had to pick one, it'd have to be all the cameltoe. Oh, Caroline Wozniacki, when you're on the court, the score is always love. (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Babes (And Butts) Of Beach Volleyball

For years we've been on the fence about beach volleyball: on the one hand, it happens on a beach, and the players wear bikinis and jump up and down. On the other hand...uh, we can't think of any negatives, actually. More »

Traci Brooks: From TNA Wrestling To T&A

TNA Knockout Traci Brooks will be the first of her kind to grace the pages of Playboy—though with "family-friendly" WWE barring its girls from modeling nude, we're pretty sure she won't be the last. (thesun.co.uk)

ESPN Magazine To Feature Athletes... In The Nude

ESPN Magazine is planning its first "Body Issue," aka a chance for all of us to see athletes in the nude. The plan is to keep it tasteful...perhaps the editors could use these photos for inspiration? (usatoday.com)

Is Jayden James Dating MMA Fighter Chuck Liddell?

For years now, we've operated under the impression that Jayden James's heart belonged to us, and us alone. But dear Jayden has gone astray: we've received word that she's dating MMA fighter Chuck "Iceman" Liddell. More »

Sexy Athlete Survives Erotic Wardrobe Malfunction

Sure, ice dancing seems like it's all just glitter and glitz and sailing around on the ice, but it's actually a dangerous sport filled with many hidden perils: broken blades, spilled sequins, wardrobe malfunctions... More »

MMA Fighter Mired In Sex Tape Scandal

Sex tapes! They're not just for Americans (or Australians... or Brits...) anymore! It seems Hayato "Mach" Sakurai, a Japanese MMA fighter, has done made himself some sex tapes... with multiple ladies! More »

Cyclepassion: Babes, Bikes, And Boobs

Given the, um, passion that many have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything? More »

Olympic Model Leryn Franco Is Back In Training

Sadly, Paraguayan javelin hurler Leryn Franco did not bring home gold at the Beijing Olympics this year. Fortunately, she still has the other career to fall back on—international superbabe. Since she doesn't have a lot on her plate sports-wise for the next three-and-a-half years or so, she's gone right back to showcasing her other talents—and maybe a few other things—on the runway. Don't worry—it's one of those fashion shows where the designers aren't really fanatics about covering people in "clothes." Not a bad way to pass the time until 2012. More »

Olympic Medalist Loses Her Synchronized Swimsuit

Are you still weeping into your Wheaties and dreaming of the lost days of Beijing glory? Well, fear not, because the Olympics never really end—not as long as we have the memories, the commemorative t-shirts, and the paparazzi who follow athletes to nude beaches and get pictures of them topless. Gemma Mengual is a synchronized swimmer from Spain who won silver at this year's games, but instead of going to Disneyland she took her boyfriend to Ibiza to get a head start on the competition for our 2012 nude Olympian roundup. As you can see, she competes just as well out of the water as she does in it. More »

Howard Schatz Is A (Naked) People Person

The portfolio of photographer Howard Schatz is filled with fashion models, boxers, pregnant women, swimmers, and even clowns—but like the people in them no two photos look alike. Either through funky lighting, bizarre makeup, dunking his subjects underwater—or just being all up in their face—he makes each portrait intimate and unique. And while he's not exclusively a nude photographer, it's clear that Schatz admires the curves and contours of human flesh and enjoys capturing it in as many ways as he can. We guess that means we have something in common—only in our case "capturing" means "eagerly staring at." More »

What happens when an Australian Rules Football star parades around his city in broad daylight wearing a dress and an oversized pink dildo? We're not sure actually—is that one of the wacky Australia rules? (news.com.au; more @ Defamer Australia)

The Olympics might (finally) be over... but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You'd think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we'll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg "Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!" video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk - thanks VH)

This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently)

As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com)

The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry. More »

We introduced you to Spanish rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid in our sexy Olympic babes roundup last week, but if that wasn't enough to satisfy your appetite here's some new photos of her in Spanish FHM. We don't know anything about gymnastics—let alone how rhythmic she is—but she clearly deserves some kind of medal. (cameltap.com)

Play Ball: Top Ten Female Athletes In Playboy

Athletes are, by definition, very fit individuals and fit individuals are, by the definition of British slang, extremely hot. So that's why Playboy has such a good track record when it comes to getting athletes to take their uniforms off for the magazine. Tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad is just the latest in a distinguished line of female athletes to pose naked on their pages and this list rounds up 10 of the best. Actually, it's only ten if you consider pro wrestling chicks to be "athletes." For the benefit of this post—and the benefit of us not getting hit in the head with a steel folding chair—we'll agree that they are. More »

Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On Grass

Yesterday, was Day One of the All-England Lawn Tennis Championships. You know what that means? Hot, sweaty athletes in low tops, high skirts and lots of loud, passionate grunting. Plus, there's always the possibility that a spirited match will turn into a water bottle fight, which could make the tournament's long-standing "white outfit only" policy finally pay off. The Wimbledon courts are much more prim and proper than your average sporting event, but that just makes the upskirt shots that much more tantalizing. A photo roundup of the hottest ladies action is below, but we'll keep on the proceedings for the next two weeks. Or an eye on the competitors, at least. More »

Do you have Olympic Fever yet? Do your symptoms involve ogling hot synchronized swimmers in fashionable bikinis? Well, Radar magazine has your prescription. Guess that means we're not the only ones who know that sex sells. (radaronline.com)

Fans of women's sports and the women who play them will appreciate this list of the Top 10 Female Athlete "Newcomers" of 2007. They aren't exactly ranked by talent level, but you can't know the ridiculously hot players without a scorecard. (legendofcecilioguante.blogspot.com)

Since you're probably still curious, here are the actual nude images of French swimmer Laure Manaudou that have had swim fans talking. You may come up for air now. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

A new sex tape scandal is rocking the world of international, um ... swimming? Those folks are half-naked and wet all the time anyway, but hey, a sex tape is a sex tape. (news.com.au, more @ smh.com.au, chauffeurdebuzz.com, canali.libero.it

Won't you help the 2008 Naked Ladies of Curling calendar become a reality? It's just the thing to keep us warm this winter as we polish our stones. (curltv.com + anaarce.com)

Meet the next generation of female athletes who are so hot they will get you to watch sports you never previously cared about. Please don't waste your time trying to wow us with your knowledge of gymnastics statistics. (winningtheturnoverbattle.blogspot.com)

Would you like to get kicked in the head by Christine Theiss? She's a German kickboxing champion, so think carefully before you answer that. (dailypoa.com + christinetheiss.de)

Ana Paula Oliveira In Playboy

Will history remember soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira for the furor she caused in Brazil earier this year for wrongly disallowing a goal (whatever that means) in a high-profile Brazil Cup match; for her previous efforts as a women's rights advocate; or for accepting a reported quarter million dollar offer from Playboy for posing nude for the July issue of the Brazilian edition of the magazine? Only time will tell, folks. In the meantime ... uh, what's this "soccer" thing all about again? We kind of got distracted. More »

Just in time for Wimbledon the U.S. Open mid-July, Armchair GM surveys the hottest non-American tennis players. Anna Kournikova was unavailable for comment or tennis playing. (armchairgm.com)

Wimbledon: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

The Championships at Wimbledon are all about tradition. Strawberries and cream, grass courts, bows and curtsies to the assembled royalty, and when it comes to dress code—tennis whites only are allowed on the hallowed grounds. Of course, what you wear under those tennis whites is entirely up to you, as French teen Tatiana Golovin showed the whole word when she showed the whole world her pair of fire engine red undies during this week's Grand Slam event. Catching a glimpse of grunting hotties in their oh-so-short skirts is also a time-honored tradition, but no one has ever seen anything like that at Centre Court. Hey, it only took female players 100 years or so to get the same prize money as men, so maybe it's time to break a few other traditions as well. More »

Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked

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Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses

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Wet Spots: Hard Bodied Flavor

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Meet Nicole Begg: Naked Speed Skater Would Like Your Attention, Please

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Morning Wood: The "Ambush Porn" That Wasn't

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