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Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin! More »

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3:00 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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We have to admit that we're not 100% comfortable with the whole Beijing Olympics thing, what with all those human rights and censorship issues and all. But we're trying to focus instead on the spirit of international sport and supporting individual athletes, like the ones who participated in this decathlon in Austria last week. Judging from the looks of things, some of them need a lot of support. (outsports.com)

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GayFooty: One Great Reason To Give ESPN2 Another Try

G'day, Australia! Have we told you lately that we love you? Because we do! You've got beautiful beaches, all those adorable kangaroos—and of course you gave us "Picnic at Hanging Rock", which is now a musical! And we almost forgot the best reason to love you: all those hot Aussie athletes like the ones on display at GayFooty. We may not be familiar with the intricacies of your Australian Rules Football or even everyday rugby, but we can plainly see that the players are totally hot. Plus, we speak the international language of "bulge". Have you thought about giving the site's webmaster some kind of national achievement medal or something? Surely he deserves it for culling all those sports pics, candids, publicity shots, and magazine scans of sweaty men in action. He's totally our kind of guy. Uh, we mean bloke. (Did we mention we love the cute way y'all talk down there too?)

• GayFooty: Player Pix (gayfooty.com.au)

11:15 AM on Fri Jul 25 2008
By sturtle
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Latest by will: I'm not sure which is more funny/absurd, the antics of Fuzzyroo or the all-singing all-dancing musical about MISSING CHILDREN, but I digress: What is up with rugby players and their off-the-charts hotness anyway? Do you have to submit a modeling more »

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Play Ball: Top Ten Female Athletes In Playboy

Athletes are, by definition, very fit individuals and fit individuals are, by the definition of British slang, extremely hot. So that's why Playboy has such a good track record when it comes to getting athletes to take their uniforms off for the magazine. Tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad is just the latest in a distinguished line of female athletes to pose naked on their pages and this list rounds up 10 of the best. Actually, it's only ten if you consider pro wrestling chicks to be "athletes." For the benefit of this post—and the benefit of us not getting hit in the head with a steel folding chair—we'll agree that they are.

· "Top 10 Female Athletes Who Posed For Playboy" (uber.com)

12:45 PM on Wed Jul 23 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by n/a: Chyna, anyone? Yes, please, if I made the list. Mighty fine selections on the list as-is, too. more »

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Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On Grass

Yesterday, was Day One of the All-England Lawn Tennis Championships. You know what that means? Hot, sweaty athletes in low tops, high skirts and lots of loud, passionate grunting. Plus, there's always the possibility that a spirited match will turn into a water bottle fight, which could make the tournament's long-standing "white outfit only" policy finally pay off. The Wimbledon courts are much more prim and proper than your average sporting event, but that just makes the upskirt shots that much more tantalizing. A photo roundup of the hottest ladies action is below, but we'll keep on the proceedings for the next two weeks. Or an eye on the competitors, at least. More »

4:01 PM on Tue Jun 24 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by CloudCarrier: @josereyes.theroof: While a more pragmatic version of myself would agree w/ Hengis' middle ground of hot/winning, her lousy attitude, ultimately part of her eventual downfall, surely zapped any amount of horniness the Portman-esque lady could have squeezed out of me more »

Do you have Olympic Fever yet? Do your symptoms involve ogling hot synchronized swimmers in fashionable bikinis? Well, Radar magazine has your prescription. Guess that means we're not the only ones who know that sex sells. (radaronline.com)

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The next time we need some incentive to go out for our morning run instead of staying in and enjoying our favorite breakfast of half a pound of bacon and two American Spirits, we will imagine that New Zealand sprinter Chris Donaldson is waiting for us to chase him around the reservoir for a couple of laps. And if for some reason that doesn't work, we will imagine we are chasing after Chris Donaldson's lycra-bound crotch. What more incentive do we need? (allaussiebeef.blogspot.com)

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Would you pay $25,000 to see baseball Hall-of-Famer Willie Mays in the nude? (The young and strapping version that is, not his bewrinkled present-day self.) Maybe we can finally find out if the old guys used "performance enhancers" as much as today's superstars do. (Deadspin)

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Marisa Miller (Re)Makes Swimsuit Issue History

Young American horndogs who have already worn out the pages of their latest Victoria's Secret catalog have much to be rejoiceful for this morning as the highly anticipated Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands today. They are also probably grateful to see one of their favorite VS and SI models shining brightly on the cover ... a cover that looks awfully familiar if you ask us. More »

11:22 AM on Tue Feb 12 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Shoulda been you, 2005. ... Seriously, Marisa Miller's turn for the cover came 'round some years ago. I loved her from minute one, 'cept the apparent love of NASCAR (as witnessed in the Dale, Jr., helmed shoot a few years back), more »

Hot guys jerking off on Xtube may come (ahem) and go, but lest we forget: we'll always have wrestlers in skintight singlets rolling around with massive hardons on YouTube. (Note to Mr. Garcia, or maybe Mr. Zoetewey: Crossing ourselves in situations like this to make it go away never seemed to work for us either.) (dnamagazine.com.au)

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Naked Candidates Make Russian Politics Even More Interesting

No sooner had we trained our politically scientific eye to the French political scene, then we stumbled on this even sexier development from the country formerly known as the Soviet Union. It seems that current Russian overlord Vladimir Putin discovered a better way to distract voters from his policies than dating a sexy French pop star—he recruited several of the country's former Olympic athletes to ruin for parliamentary elections under his party banner. The only requirements were that they be sexy and female, but that was apparently enough to get them all elected. We're sure it had nothing to do with the relative un-freeness of the Russian voting system and everything to with their, uh ... qualifications, which you can see below. Maybe if our Libertarian or Green parties had thought of this tactic we wouldn't be in the state we're in now. More »

9:01 PM on Tue Jan 22 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: I fancy the two Svetlanae; Khorkina, the gymnast, & Zakharova, the balletist. (Is that a word?) /shits pants more »

Dear Cristiano Ronaldo: OMGG your sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! you look like a moddel and you have great legz and we luv looking at you even when your not playing soccer and o yea youre "morning wood" too LOLOLLLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D So like if you ever want to have some REAL fun instead of jetting off for a sleazy orgy with TWO Italian prostitutes, just let us know, OK?? LOLOLAAAAAAZZZZ!!!11!!! xoxo fleshbot (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

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Fans of women's sports and the women who play them will appreciate this list of the Top 10 Female Athlete "Newcomers" of 2007. They aren't exactly ranked by talent level, but you can't know the ridiculously hot players without a scorecard. (legendofcecilioguante.blogspot.com)

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Since you're probably still curious, here are the actual nude images of French swimmer Laure Manaudou that have had swim fans talking. You may come up for air now. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

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A new sex tape scandal is rocking the world of international, um ... swimming? Those folks are half-naked and wet all the time anyway, but hey, a sex tape is a sex tape. (news.com.au, more @ smh.com.au, chauffeurdebuzz.com, canali.libero.it

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Posh might have been calling him "Goldenballs" all this time for a reason, but we knew we weren't the only ones who were wondering about David Beckham's suspiciously large bulge in that new Armani underwear advert (or checking our own back catalog of pics to make a comparison); when contacted by the press to see if he'd been digitally or otherwise enhanced, his reps said "No comment". Alas, only Posh still knows for sure. (ethansays.com + dailymail.co.uk)

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Won't you help the 2008 Naked Ladies of Curling calendar become a reality? It's just the thing to keep us warm this winter as we polish our stones. (curltv.com + anaarce.com)

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Those horny Australian rugby players are at it again: if they aren't posing half naked for beefcake calendars, they're waving their wangs for their teammates in the locker room (and getting caught on video by a Fox Sports crew, no less). We report, you decide!

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