
... And so we return from another Pride weekend, full of enthusiasm and several gallons of well brand vodka. Also: headaches, flop sweats, and second-degree sunburns, which are somehow less pleasant. Sure, we could've avoided all that and stayed in and caught up on the news—but that's why we have
interns! It may seem cruel to keep them chained up, but as soon as they learn to address us as Supreme Overlords and remember the way we like our Bloody Marys, we'll be happy to release them back into the wild. At the moment, though, they're too damn insolent—not to mention useful! Just look at the goodies they dug up while we were out gallivanting ...
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