Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters? More »

We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't let her stunning notoriety keep her from enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini—though after having watched her porn doppelganger in action over the last couple of weeks, maybe seeing her enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini isn't as exciting as it might have been. (vanityspy.com)

Something tells us that Ashley Dupre is going to have a hard time finding a judge who can be convinced that "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis took advantage of her good name and that she deserves $10 million by way of compensation ... but then dispensing legal advice isn't exactly our strong point. (We also think she might want to consider that $1 million offer to pose for Hustler if she's looking to cash in on her notoriety before it's too late, but maybe we're not qualified to dispense that sort of advice either.) (CNN)

The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Verdict: Unlikely, But It's A Decent Blowjob Anyway)

Anyone remember a young woman named Ashley Dupre? Yeah, we had to look her up too; it seems that she was sort of famous a while back for sleeping with the President or something and charging him half a million dollars for it. Anyway, someone just sent us a thirty second movie clip of her giving a blowjob and getting splooged all over her chin ... or at least the file name says "AshleyDupreeSexTape.mov", and it said it was her in the subject line of the email that went along with the clip too. Guess that means she really is famous! After all, you know what they say: you're nobody until somebody tries to pass off a sex tape with your name on it. (Actually, we just made that up just now. But feel free to quote us anytime you like.) More »

TMZ has "learned" that 22 minus 5 is 17, but that it's still a totally legal age to film boobies in Florida — and they also met some guy who crosses his heart and hopes to die that he took the photos of Kristin Davis before they were "sold" and then "stolen." We're so glad to have them around to make our own brand of voyeurism a little less pervy. (tmz.com)