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more about #artnudes more comments → NonfictionJones: Design looks good, models look great. I say the over under is 3 issues. more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Do you yearn for a simpler time? Do you dream of days when breasts were real, and smut was only available in magazine form? in a word...no /breast aug... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Magazines are a much safer play than newspapers. So, this might end well. That Weekly Fapper free press you see at the bar, though? That's prolly goin... more » AlessandroKlilyn: That news about Nerve makes me sad for a few reasons: 1. Because I didn't even know anything about it until -today-. 2. I one day hoped to work for th... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Will check it out. more » Tricked: Bob Ross is standing up in his grave. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I suppose it had to come to this after Slim Goodbody got cancelled. At least it's just modelling for sketch artists... & not double-anal. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: But in a testament to the Cialis-Viagra Industrial Complex, the reimagined "Persistence of Memory" features stiff ones. more » ArianaElephino: yikes... the only thing really obscene here seems to be quality of the photographs themselves. were they shot with a disposable camera? more » daprincess: i keep telling everyone that geriatric porn, as a fetish and then genre in and of itself is just around the corner. i'm telling you people! more » -
#babes
Jacques Magazine Taunts Us With A Hot Girl, Good Weather
It's getting colder, the days are getting shorter, summer is hurtling away from us, and this video from Jacques Magazine is torture. Creamy, delicious torture. More » -
#magazines
Jacques Magazine Keeps It Arty
Do you yearn for a simpler time? Do you dream of days when breasts were real, and smut was only available in magazine form? Meet Jacques, a quarterly publication billing itself as "America's only new luxury erotic magazine." It has the nudes you need. More » -
#celebrityskin
Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany
Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More » -
#sexculture
Filthy Gorgeous Things: The Smart, Sexy Magazine We've Been Waiting For
Nerve may have lost some of its nerve—but thankfully, there's a new site ready and willing to pick up the torch, and provide the internet with small talk about sex and a hot photo section. More » -
#tv
Live Nude Models... On Your TV!
Dying to go to a life drawing class—but a little bit too shy to draw naked people in public? Starting this summer, you won't have to worry anymore: the models will be coming to you! More » -
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#surreal
Manuel Laval's Surreal (Sex) Life
If Salvador Dali had been an erotic photographer, would his work have resembled Manuel Laval's "Surreal Obscenities"? Perhaps not—but we're still as transfixed by these photos as we are by those melting clocks. More » -
#mature
Katrin Trautner Brings Morning Love To The Twilight Years
The life cycle of pornstars is—to misquote Hobbes—sexy, brutal, and short. Seemingly overnight, barely legal teens blossom into college coeds, morphing into milves shortly thereafter—and don't even ask about the whereabouts of those fuckable grandmas. More » -
#gratuitousnude
We'd Never Keep Her Waiting By The Telephone
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#gratuitousnudephoto
Mirrors Reflecting Mirrors Reflecting Hotness
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#events
Darenzia Does Bettie, We Swoon
Though we were were saddened by the passing of pinup queen Bettie Page, the subsequent trend of Bettie Page tributes certainly helped to brighten our day—especially the ones featuring Darenzia. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Kim Cattrall, Half Naked Art Activist
You don't have to have a topless calendar (or pose for PETA) to get involved in naked activism—all you need is a camera, a cause, and you, naked! Just ask Kim Cattrall, who bared some to help raise money to save Titian's painting Diana and Actaeon (or at least keep it on display in London). Of course, the problem with naked activism is that, well, the emphasis tends to be more on the naked than on the activism—though we're sure Ms. Cattrall's efforts to increase art awareness haven't totally been lost on the readers of Hollywood Tuna. Well, not totally. More » -
#blogs
Lick To Experience — Or Just Look, If You Prefer
The about page of Lick to Experience informs us that "[t]his website/blog is ruled by 5 individuals who besides being addicted to pornography are also creative beings who enjoy taking photographs, drawing, doing computer stuff, music or things alike." Frankly, they had us at "addicted to pornography," but the fact that they channel that addiction through artistic endeavors (you know, besides synchronized masturbation) makes us like them even more.
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#brightcollegeyears
Columbia Students Create New Sex Magazine, Change World
Because we are old (and have some affiliation with Columbia University), we remember the first time Columbia students banded together to form a "new erotica review," one that seems to have completely folded after a mere two issues. But, college students being college students, the failures of the past are hardly likely to deter the pioneers of the present: and so, just this month, a new "new erotic review" has been born up at the Alma Mater on the Hudson shore. More » -
#lucyfur
Lucy Fur Makes Us All Warm And Fuzzy
What is there to like about Lucy Fur? What isn't there to like? For starters, she's one of the queens of Portland burlesque, which looks impressive enough on a resume, but that's not all. She's modeled for photographer Steve Diet Goode (among others), she takes photos, she's in photos—she's even published a picture book of her self-shot adventures in various seedy motel rooms around the country. Plus, there's the name, which is just makes us smile for so many reasons. See, it's possible to go naked and have your Fur too. More » -
#photography
Sarah Javin Fisher Takes A Tasty Self-Portrait
Forget about the MySpace angles of today's camgirls-come-lately: the true art of the nude self-portrait isn't lost on photographer Sarah Javin Fisher, who manages to take extremely sexy photos of herself that look like she's not the only one in the room. They're creative, polished, and practically wankable in their hotness. But if her self portraits are the highlights of her online portfolio, the rest of her erotic photography is certainly worth a grope or two as well. More » -
#art
Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns
Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right. More » -
#photography
NuFlirt: Because Life Is Better Naked
Nuflirt sounds like some sort of wonder pill for aspiring pick-up artists, but it's really not about flirting at all. It's just a photo gallery of gorgeous French woman going about their typical day—-showering, bathing, showering, having naked pillow fights, showering, eating breakfast in their underwear (or no clothes at all), and taking showers. You know, the usual. Photographer Mario Sinistaj has some of the most naturally beautiful friends we've seen in some time, so we think it was really great of him to make a diary of their ho-hum lives for the rest of us to see. Check out more samples after the jump. More » -
#nudes
Atlanta Bondage Is Southern Fried BDSM
We've been to Atlanta several times and we even liked it (mostly), but weather-wise, it's a terribly uncomfortable place to live. On the other hand, hot, humid, and sticky is exactly the way some people like it. Still others think the place isn't stifling enough. So why not take your clothes off and tie each other up with ropes? Atlanta Bondage is a semi-amateur photography outfit that celebrates that spirit through some brilliant and sexy fetish pictures. You may remember that he introduced us to our old friend Kinkerbelle, but there's plenty more going on via the blog and gallery sites and browsing their ample selection is a great way to beat the heat. Or turn it back up. More » -
#topless
Peeling It Off For The Wallpaper Project
On paper, the idea of standing 75 different women in front of 75 different wallpaper designs created in 75 different years sounds completely silly and maybe even a bit pointless. Once you see the finished product, however, you might say, "Now, I get it! That's neato!" It's still a little bizarre and random, but as an art project it's pretty nifty. Of course, that may just be the part of us that likes seeing 75 women go topless talking, but that part of us always did have a good eye for art. More » -
#artnudes
Howard Schatz Is A (Naked) People Person
The portfolio of photographer Howard Schatz is filled with fashion models, boxers, pregnant women, swimmers, and even clowns—but like the people in them no two photos look alike. Either through funky lighting, bizarre makeup, dunking his subjects underwater—or just being all up in their face—he makes each portrait intimate and unique. And while he's not exclusively a nude photographer, it's clear that Schatz admires the curves and contours of human flesh and enjoys capturing it in as many ways as he can. We guess that means we have something in common—only in our case "capturing" means "eagerly staring at." More » -
#artnudes
Robert Wasinger's Ghostly Nudes
This gallery of figure studies from Robert Wasinger looks almost like the creepy slides that people try to pass off as photos of "real ghosts." Only ... the ghosts are naked women, so they aren't really all that scary. Playing with light and focus can add neat effects to your art, but he's not fooling us. His house isn't really haunted with beautiful dead models—although we think we saw that movie on cable one night and it was pretty hot! More » -
#photo
Amanda Com: Nude Photography Done Nice And Easy
Sometimes the best thing you can say about a photograph is that it doesn't look like other photographs. We can't quite define what it is about the images from this photographer's portfolio that made us do a double take—other than the fact that they just feel different than the usual art nude fare. Maybe it's the sexy Brazilian models and how they seem so casual about licking strawberries or maybe pulling a gun on you. The work is both slick and relaxed in that "polished amateur" way that we like a lot. Plus, she goes by the name Amanda Com, which makes us feel like we're at a really sexy comic book convention or something. That would certainly be different! More » -
#photography
On Cumshots, Cunnilingus, And Man Ass (Much To Your Chagrin)
We're constantly gettingcomplaintsconstructive criticism around here for neglecting to post erotic material aimed specifically at heterosexual women—this despite the fact that there are at least two of them on our masthead who are responsible for much of our content, and we like to think that a lot of what we post is of interest to anyone who appreciates teh sexy anyway. But why quibble? Instead, let's just move ahead and share with you this gorgeous if curiously titled Tumblr which features dozens of photos of straight couples going at it by some of the world's most celebrated erotic photographers—and which unlike many similar picdump blogs doesn't skimp when it comes to showing off teh cock or teh manbutt (not to mention teh pussy eating and teh oral cumshots). We hope this goes some way towards making some of our more vocal critics happy today. It's sure bringing a smile to our face. More » -
#photography
Tentacles With A Touch Of Class
On the spectrum of WTF-class kinkery, tentacle porn is still one thing that gives even diehard porn fans a bit of pause. But maybe it's all in the presentation? After all, pouring a bucket of writhing squid all over a bound shibari model isn't exactly what many folks would call foreplay. But what if the pictures were in black and white? And maybe featured some gauzy soft focus and beautiful busty models? Photographer Linda Lieberman probably wasn't shooting her own title on Genki Genki or anything, but these nude portraits of women and their cephalopod friends might help some of the more squeamish among you ease into the concept. And she even branches out into shellfish and other creatures of the sea in case your taste runs more towards things like crab! More » -
#nudes
FluffyTek Snuggles You In Hot Erotic Nudes
We're not trying to get all warm and fuzzy on you, but how can you not want to cuddle up next to a website with a name like FluffyTek. So adorable! There's no cat photos on this one though—more like erotic art nudes. Fluffy (or Mr. Fluffy to you) is photographer Richard and partner Lin, who runs the FluffyTek blog and keeps readers knee deep in their latest cuteness, er ... sexiness. Ok, so maybe there are one or two cat pictures, but we are still talking about the internet here. More » -
#howto
Are you tired of seeing Richard Kern's photos of impossibly sexy models and pornstars and wish you could just cut out the middleman and take them yourself? Well, now you can learn the tricks of his photographic trade straight from the source ... or just accept that you'll never be as good as him and go on with your link-clicking life. Your call! (asylum.co.uk) -
#censorship
Warning: Boobs Ahead. Do You Understand And Wish To Continue?
Those of you who have spent any time on the interweb searching for smut have surely run across the warning that accompanies any Blogspot blog that someone somewhere has deemed "objectionable." Of course, Google would never actually "censor" content on their free web hosting service—they just put up a giant sign post blocking you from the site you're trying to reach, and imply that you must be some sort of twisted perv for even wanting to see it. But if you're okay with that you can go ahead and click through, you big freak. We could write a book about the silliness of that system, but we much prefer this more subtle form of protest: the "I Understand And I Wish To Continue" Award. It's given out by one Blogspot blog to others that have been thrown behind that great beige wall because their erotic content is too hot for sensitive eyes. It almost makes us wish we were on Blogspot too so that we might be eligible to win one. (Almost, that is. We're sure you understand.) More » -
#photography
Blasting Off To Planet 313
If we ever get the chance to ride on a spaceship, we're going to hijack the controls and set course directly to Planet 313. Seriously, a planet full of hot naked babes (including the likes of Bella Vendetta!) — who wouldn't want to go there? After looking through this portfolio, we have no idea what those NASA people were thinking when they sent those astronauts to a dark and dusty rock piece of rock with no boobs and no babes. Didn't they ever watch Star Trek? More » -
#artnudes
Expicto Is Filthy Photography For Everyone
On this website, there's no names, no dates, no long-winded discussions of film speeds and aperture settings—it's just a gallery of super hot babes and studs doing dirty things in a setting out of some old cabaret. Yeah, the really hard stuff is more implied than shown, but what's being implied is awful sexy. Plus, how many erotic photographer capture both fetish lesbians, kinky couples, and man-on-man lust all in one place? Isn't that a club you want to get into? More » -
#nudes
Dave Levingston's Naked Road Trip
Like the good car-obsessed Americans that we are, we enjoy a good road trip. There is nothing more fun than hitting the open road and cruising across the highways and byways of this great land of ours, especially in the wide open West. Actually, there is one thing that is a little more fun—hitting the open road with a beautiful nude model in the passenger seat. That's how photographer Dave Levingston spent his summer vacation; driving across the country and stopping to take photos of model Brooke Lynne in various scenic locales. Scenic locales where you can get away with a nude photo shoot, that is. Sure, they probably spend a fortune on gasoline, but with results like this how could they afford not to? (See their visit to the infamous "Carhenge" below.) More »
