Fleshbot: apple

Teagan Presley: Now In App Form!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Teagan Presley is so cute, we often wish we could just pick her up and carry her around in our pocket. And now, with the release of her iPhone app, we can! (xbiz.com)

Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it's open season for dirty content.

But what kind of dirty content will there be? So far, the only 17+ app is Hottest Girls, a slideshow, of, well, hot girls in various stages of undress. Nice as it is, we'd love to see something a little more hardcore hit the app store—and we've got a whole bunch of ideas for what those apps should be like. So to all you wouldbe entrepreneurs: get out your pens, and prepare to meet the idea that's gonna make you a millionaire.

Fyre TV for the iPhone. Fyre TV offers access to a constantly growing database of streaming porno movies. What if you could tap into that database with your iPhone? It'd be pretty awesome, wouldn't it.

RubMyClit 2.0. Back in the dinosaur days of the iPhone, an intrepid soul put together an iPhone-friendly web app that gave you the chance to get a girl off. It was popular then, and with a few tweaks, it could be even more popular now. Replace the illustration of a vulva with an actual, factual girl; offer different choices of girls to stimulate...and maybe some different methods of stimulation...and you could have a real winner on your hands. It's like an interactive porno, only better (hopefully).

Upcoming releases. Many studios already release iPod-friendly trailers. What if you could arrange for said trailers to automatically download to your phone—like magic? Sign up to be notified of releases from your favorite studios (or even just favorite video lines), and never be uninformed again. Even better: enable one-click purchasing, allowing you to easily buy whatever vids tickle your fancy.

Integrated XTube. YouTube is already set up on to work on the iPhone. Imagine if someone created a similar set up for XTube or [insert your favorite tube site here]? Ooh, the possibilities.

Sexy skins. An erotic theme for your iPhone desktop, complete with naked lady wallpaper, erogenous zone icons, and orgasmic sound effects. Imagine if every time someone called you, your phone moaned in ecstasy? (Okay, granted, this app would probably appeal mostly to frat boys—but frat boys are people too. People with money.)

And those are just some of our ideas. We can already feel the millions rolling in...what would you like to see on your (real or imaginary) iPhone?

· Thumbnail stars: Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones

iPhone App Stretches Mobile Technology's Boob-Groping Limits

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:55:41 EDT

As if you couldn't see enough actual boobs on your iPhone, some genius Machead has created an application that actually allows you to touch and fondle them! Or the outline of a boob, that is. OK, so maybe it's just a line. But still: it's a boob! And even if a bouncy little blob that responds to fingertip touch but lacks any definable features of a real breast gets less interesting the more you play with it, it's good to know that boob physics are alive and well—as are the stunning lengths that Apple fanboys will go to in order to grope a hot rack. (Non-iPhone owners can test it here.)

· paiTouch: Virtual boob simulator for the iPhone (crunchgear.com, via Gizmodo)

Still More iPhone Perv News

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:45:03 EDT

Did you know that every time you snap a picture on the Japanese version of the iPhone 3G it will make an audible "shutter click" noise that you can't turn off, even when the phone is on silent mode? Why? So upskirt fiends can't do their dirty work undetected! (Actually, almost all new phones in Japan are supposed to do this, but now that it's an iPhone story ... ZOMG! Apple porn!!%!#@$!!!!1!) (Gizmodo)

iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:45:00 EDT

iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed only for—you guessed it—iPhones. If you only get turned on by porn that is 3 inches wide and has to be shared with everyone else on your subway car, then we suppose you're getting a pretty good deal. (iroticnet.com + Gizmodo)

OK, so maybe our idea of a sexy iPhone unboxing...

Jonnobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:45:29 EDT

OK, so maybe our idea of a sexy iPhone unboxing video doesn't exactly involve some fully dressed dorky dude licking his new device before lubing it up and plugging it into his laptop ... but then, it's not our iPhone he's inboxing, now is he? Hopefully when it comes down to making it really sexy he'll know where to look. (mysexyunboxing.com)

And another friendly reminder to everyone...

Jonnobot — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:20:35 EDT

And another friendly reminder to everyone itching to look at smut on their shiny new iPhones today: you can check out Fleshbot's previous iPhone porn coverage here, here, here, here, and here, among other places. Assuming you got yours activated, that is; otherwise you're just going to have to get your fap on the old fashioned way. Ever hear of this thing called the internet?

We've already gone into a fair amount of...

Jonnobot — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:25:55 EDT

We've already gone into a fair amount of detail about why that promised iPhone 3G porn revolution certain big media outlets seem so obsessed with lately is just a load of hooey—but it never hurts to have a second opinion about these things. Even if we still seem to be the only ones who think RubMyClit is the best reason to buy an iPhone in the first place. (sfgate.com)

iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:15:32 EDT

In case you haven't already heard, July 11th is the first day of the rest of your life. That's the day iPhone 3G 2.0: Electric Cellphone Boogaloo will descend from the heavens and bathe us all in the healing light of subsidized mobile interweb global positioning touch screen perfection. But what does that really mean for you, exactly? Lots and lots of porn, of course! Adult content producers are salivating at the idea of providing you with smut on the go, and the mainstream media is fairly frothing at the mouth just yapping about it. The world has changed, people!

Except ... didn't we go through all this last year?

Porn sites that cater to the iPhone have been around since before the first model even launched, and while they'll load a little faster now there's nothing new or unique about them. And let's not forget that mobile porn has been heating up Europe and Asia for years without any help from Apple, thank you very much. So the business of sending people porn via their mobile phone is fundamentally still the same.

Most importantly, the porn itself hasn't changed. It's still people fucking, only smaller—and since you can't jerk off on the subway (yet) having all this filth on the go isn't as helpful as it might seem. The most interesting and clever development to rise out of the iPhone technology is still RubMyClit. Come up with something to top that and then maybe we'll have something to get more excited about.

· "The iPhone's Next Frontier: Porn" + "Turning the iPhone into the xxxPhone" (time.com)

iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:20:58 EDT

While our more geeky siblings may be excited about about the iPhone 3G's GPS capabilities and new applications, there's really only one thing that interests us about it: the faster download speeds, which of course means quicker access to porn. And it seems we're not the only ones who are looking forward to rubbing one out to BigSausagePizza.com with greater convenience during work hours, as you'll see in the video below. Really, what else were you going to use that fancy piece of equipment for anyway? Checking those spreadsheets on your Enterprise server? Please.

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· iPhone 3G: Guided Tour from FOD Team and Seth (funnyordie.com)

Why are you wasting your time trying to...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:19:23 EDT

Why are you wasting your time trying to find the best way to watch porn on the iPhone when you can view smut on a much bigger screen ... without even leaving the Apple Store! To be fair, the old guy's eyes are so bad he probably thought he was looking at an iPhone. (Flickr, via iphonesavior.com + Gizmodo)

No Air For Flower Tucci

Gram Ponante — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:14:58 EST

FlowerTucci, as you know, is a substantive, substantive lady with an ass for days.

"You've got a thick-ass 17-inch PowerBook, I see," I said, knowing that if a crashing satellite had cut me off before I mentioned the Mac product my last words on this Earth would still have been true. "What do you think of the MacBook Air?" I asked.

"Too flimsy," she said.

· Flower Tucci (flowertucci.com)

Mac Or Windows: Who Spends The Most On Sex Gadgets?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:08:23 EST

Because Fleshbot staff meetings frequently devolve into all-out flogging battles over who is running the superior operating system on their laptop, we often wonder which brand of computer attracts the kinkiest, freakiest and perviest users. Well, UK sex toy emporium LoveHoney decided to find out through a totally scientific study of their online customer base. The verdict?

Windows PC users rack up way more page views per visit, which means they take their time to peruse as many options as possible when browsing for vibrators, dildos and the like. However, when it comes time to plunk down the credit card and actually purchase that new bedroom plaything, it's the Mac users who spend more money on average to secure the perfect object to to stick inside themselves. (We just hope it's compatible!)

So what does it all mean? Are Windows users practical, thrifty consumers or indecisive cheapskates? Are Macheads richer and hornier than your average shopper or do they simply get off on paying extra money to own any new gadget with a shiny surface? And Linux users? You don't even want to know what those freaks are into ...

· Mac v Windows: Who Spends The Most on Sex Toys? (lovehoney.co.uk)
· Thumbnail of the one thing we can all agree on, Gianna Michaels (via danni.com, via kellyfind.com)

If you've ever wondered what it takes to...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:01:01 EST

If you've ever wondered what it takes to work your way into the pants of certain Fleshbot contributors, here's a hint—find your local Apple store ... fast. (Don't worry, Windows fans. Some of us are still PC compatible.) (Gizmodo)

Apparently, that sexy new MacBook Air just...

Jonnobot — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:35:41 EST

Apparently, that sexy new MacBook Air just isn't enough to get some horny MacWorld attendees off: Violet Blue might think that a post-keynote foot massage is a little on the vanilla side, but ;et's she how she feels once she gets back from the Moscone Center this afternoon. (tinynibbles.com + gizmodo.com; see also VB's 2007 Macworld Sex Guide and Gizmodo's 2008 MacWorld Coverage)

RubMyClit: The iPhone Finds Its True Purpose

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:09:55 EST

Ever since the iPhone was born, pornographers have tried to pitch their wares to the mobile pervert and capitalize on the buzz of this year's must-have gadget. But so far, no one's really taken advantage of the device's super slick touch screen to put you in the action. Well, some enterprising do-gooder has finally figured out how to make iPorn work (sorta) with this little interactive clitoris s(t)imulator game. Since most of you aren't cool enough to have your own (hey, we had to borrow one just to do this post) we figured a demonstration was in order. What to know what ~~$600~~ $400 worth of Steve Jobs' mind grapes gets you? One satisfied cartoon ... and a lot of smudgy fingerprints.

· rubMyClit (rubmyclit.ratethatthing.com)
· Video (and phone) supplied by Nick McGlynn

In addition to those 300 or so new features...

Fleshbot — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:36:29 EST

In addition to those 300 or so new features that Apple has publicized, let's not overlook claims that the new Leopard operating system is the ultimate porn OS ever. Since we use our computers for pretty much nothing but looking at porn anyway, you can be sure we'll be putting that claim to the test as often as we can. (boinkology.com; more @ joyoftech.com)

All those Mac users out there who think...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:40:49 EDT

All those Mac users out there who think they're somehow impervious to malware better watch out. Even the most diehard Apple fanboy can be lured into a trap by the siren call of free porn. Where's your Steve Jobs now? (news.com)

Kelly's Hot Nude Leopard Action

Fleshbot — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:24:01 EDT

Like many dedicated Mac fans out there, we ran home from work on Friday (er, even though we work at home), ripped the packaging off our freshly delivered copies of the new Leopard operating system, and spent the rest of the weekend organizing our Spaces and popping our Stacks and playing with all sorts of other OS goodness. The delicously geeky web model Kelly at Kelly's Arcade, however, did us one better: not only did she rip the packaging off her new Leopard box, she ripped her clothes off as well and put together the sexiest set of unboxing photos we've seen over the last three days (maybe ever). Guess some Mac fans are just more dedicated than others.

· Kelly's Arcade: "Leopard Exposed" (photoset @ kellysarcade.com)

Previously: iPhone Panties, Luba: iPod Girl, iPose for Charity

Wild Dolls Invade Your iPhone

Fleshbot — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:35:45 EDT

Now that the iPod Touch has come along and taken away some of its glossy thunder, do people still get excited about things like porn specifically formatted for the iPhone—or about the iPhone itself for that matter? Hoping that some things really do arrive better late than never, Euro porn emporium Wild Dolls has announced what we believe is the first smut site expressly designed for the iPhone browser, complete with cute little Apple-style beveled buttons and everything. (Though considering that the iPhone hasn't been released in Europe yet, maybe they're ahead of the curve after all).

Of course, the site will work just dandy on the iPod Touch too, as well as on your plain old desk- or laptop browser—though since it's little more than a preview pitch for the main Wild Dolls portal, the Luddies among you might just as well skip the special iPhone URL and head straight for their regular site. You might miss out on all that hot pinching and zooming action, but that's what you get for being a late adapter.

· Wild Dolls on iPhone (isexmovie.com)
· "Say hello to WildDolls on iPhone!" (preview @ wilddolls.com)

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Previously: We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them, iPhone Panties, Sin City's iPhone Downloads, More iPhone Hotness From Steve Diet Goedde, iPhone Wallpaper By Clayton Cubitt, More iPhone Porn: Enter The PodDisk