Fleshbot: animation

MMORPGers Rejoice: Kink.com Launches "3D Kink"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Just when you thought it was safe to play video games again, Kink comes up with something like this.

Porn and video games are like chocolate and peanut butter: you might be allergic to one or the other, but when you put them together it creates something novel and entertaining. There have certainly been sexual video games before, but never before has Kink.com been a part of the experience. As Violet Blue points out, "the staff at Kink are—as we all know—all about the 'safe, sane, consensual' aspects of BDSM, fetishes and kinky sex; plus have a very diverse and inclusive LGBTQ staff, so it's not your average endeavor."

What would the world be like if Kink weren't bogged down by laws, physics, or the Geneva Conventions? Only time will tell. For some additional screenshots, be sure to check out Violet Blue's article. If you want to start spanking, banging, shafting, dominating, and yiffing (yes, yiffing), you need to enter the world of 3D Kink.

· 3D Kink (3dkink.com)
· 3D Kink - "second life for sex" - launches! (tinynibbles.com)

Tekken Girls Have Bikinis, Will Fight On Command

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

There comes a time in our lives when we must ask ourselves what it is we're willing to fight for. The Tekken girls, it seems, will fight for shoes, crimping irons, and iPhones (while scantily clad, to boot).

After watching this video a few ~~hundred~~ times, we've finally figured out what we'd be willing to enter into an all-out catfight for: that glimpse of the last girl's panties. Anyone willing to take us on? Cause we've got the Vaseline at the ready, and we can be in the girls' bathroom at a moment's notice.

· Tekken 6 (whatwillyoufightfor.com, via Violet Blue)

How The Sims Roll

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Sims: They're just like us. They go to strip clubs, pick up chicks, nail them in the bathroom (and outside the club, too!), then regroup and brag about their conquests. It's almost like looking into some crazy CGI mirror.

· Strip club Sims sex (xtube.com)

Naughty Machinima: The Sexy CGI Tube Site Of Your Dreams

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EDT

If you've ever found yourself looking at Pornhub and longingly wishing it featured more CGI porn, well, today's your lucky day. Naughy Machinima is just like all our favorite pornotubes... only it's exclusively dedicated to CGI.

Check below for a sample of what the site has to offer... and may your days be filled with CGI fucking forevermore.

· Naughty Machinima (naughtymachinima.com)

Naughty Buses Need Love Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:30:01 EST

"Southland Tales" showed us SUV sex, "Rock of Love" has buses getting busy. There's a tiny bit of us that's turned on—and a much bigger part that never wants to ride the bus again.

· Bus Kamasutra(youtube.com, thanks J!)

The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks."

Of course, what with well-hung centaurs being so few and far between, we've always followed up that thought with a sigh of discontent and a long session of "Let's Pretend!" Until today, that is—today being the day when we discovered that, through the magic of CGI, it's actually possible to make our fantasy a reality. Take that, science! We're totally going to spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying this video. See you later, suckers!

· 3D Centaurs fuck a woman (megaporn.com)

Sangre Bloody Sangre: Carlos Batts' "Kiss Attack"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:45:07 EDT

The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers.

So who do we root for in "Kiss Attack," this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in that Sangre's sisters include Sasha Grey, Sara Vandella, and a woman named La Cholita, we vote for the bloodsuckers, stupid.

Batts enlisted the help of New Mexico artist Nathan Carlisle, whose splendid animations fleshed out characters (like Drakul) that budget restrictions prevented from human depiction.

But where "Kiss Attack" really succeeds (as it should) is in its sex scenes, each with its own color palette, such as this one with the pale and lush Sara Vandalla and this vivid (small v) exchange with Sasha Grey.

Do we really learn anything new about vampires in "Kiss Attack"? Er, no. But they're a fuckload sexier than werewolves.

· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Buy "Kiss Attack"@ Amazon (yes, amazon.com)

"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:52:31 EDT

People are always asking if we know where to find the world's first porn movie or the world's first nude model or the name of the caveman who invented jerking off. Obviously, we are much too young and spry to be able to recall such ancient history, but there are folks out there who know where to find such hidden gems. These intrepid internet explorers have tracked down what is believed to be the first pornographic cartoon, "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure." Made in the 1920s by (allegedly) the same animators who created family favorites for Max Fleischer and Walt Disney, it's the heartwarming tale of a man and his giant penis just looking for a little satisfaction in a harsh and cruel world. Who says cartoons are just childish fun?

· Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure, One of the First Pornographic Cartoons Ever Made (panopticist.com)

"The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:15:23 EDT

As readers of this site know all too well, there have been many, many, many attempts to meld interactive video games with hardcore porn, and despite the occasional interesting result it's been pretty much a total failure. Why is this such an impossible task? (Besides a lack of money, creativity and raw computing power?) It has to do with a little rule of animation and robotics known as the "Uncanny Valley." What is that exactly? Well, last week's episode of "30 Rock" provided the clearest, most succinct explanation of the concept that we've heard yet—by breaking it down into a "Star Wars" metaphor, of course. See why your dream of fighting off an alien invasion while boning 3-D Hillary Scott clones is never meant to be.

· 30 Rock (full episode @ hulu.com)
· Uncanny Valley (Wikipedia)

Her (Very) Sexy Art School Summer

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:40:38 EDT

Do you find yourself sitting around wondering, "Man, why won't somebody make a full-length cartoon that's all about a young woman making art, exploring her sexuality, and banging a bunch of dudes?" Well be happy that someone finally did: "My Art School Summer" tells the story of Carol Jones, a young woman who spends a summer at art school finding herself (and more than a few orgasms). The plot-to-sex ratio is a little too high for us to actually consider this a straight-up porn flick—but whatever you want to call it, it's still a cute, funny cartoon with a lot of explicit animated sex. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself.

· Libido Films - My Art School Summer (libidofilms.com)

Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage

Gram Ponante — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:07:59 EDT

Bogota's own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a "South Park" episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he'd huffed cat urine. The episode, "Major Boobage," is a takeoff on 1981's animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic "Heavy Metal," As one character says in the episode, "You never really get to see her tits," but — like Tera Patrick in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", we have to be happy for the mainstream crossover. Clip after the jump.

· Lisa Daniels (lisaadaniels.com)
· Watch "Major Boobage" (southparkstudios.com)

Life In The Trenches: Brian Shackleford's "Porn Editor"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:52:47 EST

If you are looking for the elusive missing link between porn and mainstream entertainment, the editor is the closest you'll get. Whichever side of the Hollywood sign he's on, when he surfaces after cutting up your movie, he usually hates it, and you. Brian Shackleford's mostly-Flash animated "Porn Editor," airing weekly on HBO, deals bluntly with the sadness of large breast desensitization, celebrity porn slumming, and mismanaged Avid expectations. (Ed. note: We know the feeling.)

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· "Porn Editor" (youtube.com)

Robot Chicken's Most Perverted Moments

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:45:37 EST

We porn bloggers are a very sophisticated bunch. We don't just look at porn and sex, we discuss it within the larger context of other societal, economic and historical phenomena to provide a mature, nuanced reading of the source material. Of course, sometimes we just like to laugh at dick jokes. That's why we so enjoy "Robot Chicken" on the Cartoon Network, because there's no sexual situation, erotic theme, or cultural taboo that can't be made funny with stop-motion animation and toy dolls. Check out this collection of best sexual moments from the show's archive and see what we mean.

· 10 Best Robot Chicken Sex Moments (adultswim.com)

Life Beyond Tentacles: Master Bloodfer's Hentai

Jonnobot — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:55:23 EST

Sure, it's always amusing to have a new source for Japanese tentacle sex hentai at your fingertips ... but it's even nicer when that selection is more about high quality erotic comics than just plain out-and-out freakiness, and nicest of all when said selection is free for the taking. We'll let the mysterious webmaster of this generous collection of scanned hardcore doujinshi introduce himself by way of letting you know what his mission is all about: "Hi, I'm Master Bloodfer, in the deep of the night I take collecting hentai since more than 8 years ago, which has gave me a great power of search and material ... I felt always weakness about search the best doujin. about them a little show selecting the best I want to share with all of you here. Hentai is not sex, is art." And those of us whose tastes run towards animated hypercurvy space babes and all their dirty adventures couldn't agree more. (Though upon further reflection, maybe it is sort of about the sex too.)

· Master Bloodfer's Hentai Page (masterbloodfer.org)

Previously: Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus, Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game

Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:40:23 EST

Those familiar with Atari's 1989 race simulation game "Hard Drivin'" will be happy to learn that it has undergone a pornic reimagining (at least as far as graphics go) in Adult Source Media's computer animated "Pinks", the first cartoon porn that has crossed the desk of Fleshbot West since last year's "The Princess Has Come of Age".

Thrill to interracial, female empowering, multiethnic digital trysts on the deserted streets of an urban Anytown, complete with CGI representations of ejaculation that resemble hoses shooting silk sheets. See more snaps after the gap.

An ace female driver wins the pink slips of macho street racer after macho street racer, and then their hearts. And the hearts of their girlfriends. On rooftops, in alleys, and atop car hoods, these vectored hotties fuck a quarter-mile at a time.

Still, it looks like appearing in a porn film has robbed this man of his soul.

This lady? She hears what's happening on the roof and rubs one out in unison. I'd swallow the blue pill if it meant being as simpatico as a machine.

Here art imitates life. The animators perfectly capture this woman's "Well, I guess this is fun for you" expression.

I don't know why this dude even bothered pulling out; this woman has to be pregnant.

· Adult Source Media (adultsourcemedia.com)
· Buy "Pinks" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

As if on cue, Rio de Janeiro is hosting...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:06:43 EST

As if on cue, Rio de Janeiro is hosting an erotic animation festival this week, featuring 50 films over three days. We'll have to check to see if "Minnie Mouse Does Dallas" is on the schedule. (afp.google.com)

LA-based computer graphics company Priceless...

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:01:15 EDT

LA-based computer graphics company Priceless Films combines two of America's favorite pastimes—casino gambling and blowjobs—in their new "Casino Fellatio", billed as "he adult industry's first rotoscope animation feature". Finally—no more trying to jerk off to those sequences in "Sin CIty" to get your 2D smut fix! (AVN; no further info @ pricelessfilms.com)

Love Death 2: Japanese Video Games Get Messy

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:34:56 EDT

Since video gamers never sleep (or hold down real jobs) our friends at Kotaku were still posting on Labor Day, while we, of course, were ~~full of bourbon~~ relaxing in the sun. So we nearly missed this once in a lifetime clip of erotic FPS—that's first-person, uh ... squirter—Love Death 2. The clip is helpfully translated by our Japanese correspondent, but it's actually quite clear what's going. Instead of mowing down zombies with a magnetic rail cannon, you shoot your always loaded love gun at an adorable anime character, until she gets frightened enough to run through a wall covered in sticky goo. Who knows how many points you get for that? But we assume this must be one of those choose your own adventure-style games where no matter what path you choose, you always come out a winner.

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· A Truly Horrible Concoction of FPS and Erotic Game (Kotaku)

The new animated "Beowulf" movie uses state...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:20:02 EDT

The new animated "Beowulf" movie uses state of the art motion capture technology to bring one of the great treasures of English literature to life on the silver screen. Oh, and Angelina Jolie's tits, too. Don't blink or you'll miss them. (trailer @ cinemablend.com)

Animation by Mariola Brillowski: "House Of National Dog"

Fleshbot — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:15:31 EDT

To add to the moral quandries we all have to face on a daily basis, we pose the question: is it still bestiality if the dog you're fucking is a cartoon? Ponder the implications with the kind assistance of artist and canine advocate Mariola Brillowski, who makes brightly colored animation depicting things you might not want to watch in real life, but which make awfully entertaining cartoons. Will it surprise you if we tell you she's German? Though her website shows some thumbnails from her productions, the really good stuff is on her DVDs, which we recently had the good fortune to acquire (jealous?). Incidentally, Brillowski's weird world of depraved circuses and happy titties tends to make a lot more sense when you're inebriated. We're just saying.

· Mariola Brillowski's "H.O.N.D.: House Of National Dog" (mariolabrillowska.de; see English language translation here, though we're afraid it might not make more sense)