So who do we root for in "Kiss Attack," this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in that Sangre's sisters include Sasha Grey, Sara Vandella, and a woman named La Cholita, we vote for the bloodsuckers, stupid.

Batts enlisted the help of New Mexico artist Nathan Carlisle, whose splendid animations fleshed out characters (like Drakul) that budget restrictions prevented from human depiction.

But where "Kiss Attack" really succeeds (as it should) is in its sex scenes, each with its own color palette, such as this one with the pale and lush Sara Vandalla and this vivid (small v) exchange with Sasha Grey.

Do we really learn anything new about vampires in "Kiss Attack"? Er, no. But they're a fuckload sexier than werewolves.

· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Buy "Kiss Attack"@ Amazon (yes, amazon.com)

· Lisa Daniels (lisaadaniels.com)
· Watch "Major Boobage" (southparkstudios.com)

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· "Porn Editor" (youtube.com)

· 10 Best Robot Chicken Sex Moments (adultswim.com)

· Master Bloodfer's Hentai Page (masterbloodfer.org)

Previously: Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus, Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game

Thrill to interracial, female empowering, multiethnic digital trysts on the deserted streets of an urban Anytown, complete with CGI representations of ejaculation that resemble hoses shooting silk sheets. See more snaps after the gap.

An ace female driver wins the pink slips of macho street racer after macho street racer, and then their hearts. And the hearts of their girlfriends. On rooftops, in alleys, and atop car hoods, these vectored hotties fuck a quarter-mile at a time.

Still, it looks like appearing in a porn film has robbed this man of his soul.

This lady? She hears what's happening on the roof and rubs one out in unison. I'd swallow the blue pill if it meant being as simpatico as a machine.

Here art imitates life. The animators perfectly capture this woman's "Well, I guess this is fun for you" expression.

I don't know why this dude even bothered pulling out; this woman has to be pregnant.

· Adult Source Media (adultsourcemedia.com)
· Buy "Pinks" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

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· A Truly Horrible Concoction of FPS and Erotic Game (Kotaku)

To add to the moral quandries we all have to face on a daily basis, we pose the question: is it still bestiality if the dog you're fucking is a cartoon? Ponder the implications with the kind assistance of artist and canine advocate Mariola Brillowski, who makes brightly colored animation depicting things you might not want to watch in real life, but which make awfully entertaining cartoons. Will it surprise you if we tell you she's German? Though her website shows some thumbnails from her productions, the really good stuff is on her DVDs, which we recently had the good fortune to acquire (jealous?). Incidentally, Brillowski's weird world of depraved circuses and happy titties tends to make a lot more sense when you're inebriated. We're just saying.

· Mariola Brillowski's "H.O.N.D.: House Of National Dog" (mariolabrillowska.de; see English language translation here, though we're afraid it might not make more sense)

One of the things we expected to see when all those do-it-yourself YouTube script clones starting hitting the interweb a few months ago was the appearance of dozens of more tightly focused video sharing sites—ones that featured just blowjob clips, for example, or lesbian strapon porn or Bananarama videos. That still hasn't happened yet as far as we know (maybe we just haven't found them yet?), but the recently launched YouHentai is a step in that direction: while there's already dozens of hardcore animation clips on view, it promises to become your one-stop shop for all things Japanese, tentacle-filled, and utterly perverse. Unfortunately, it seems plagued at the moment by all the problems that make all the other porn video sharing sites out there so trying lately—namely slow and unreliable downloads—but hopefully they'll be worked out before too long. Now all we have to look forward to is the day when someone decides to use a prefix other than "You" to name one of these sites and everything will be perfect! (Well, that and for someone to come up with an all-Bananarama video sharing site too. We can dream, can't we?)

· YouHentai.net Lite BETA (youhentai.net)

Previously: ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, XXX Uploads: Still Yet Another Porn Video Site, Shufuni: Yet Another Porn Video Site, Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, Slut Addict: TGP Video Directory, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, Narumi's Story, Final Fantasy Hentai

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough.

· ScrewAttack - Top Ten Boobies (gametrailers.com)

Previously: "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Still More World of Warcraft "Porn", Final Fantasy Hentai, Incise Soul's CGI Babes, Videogame Boobs: A History

We always knew there was something funny going on with The Jetsons, what with their whole "swinging '60s meets future sex" vibe and now we have the proof. These hardcore illustrations by artist Alex Hiro offer the definitive evidence that George enjoyed videotaping Judy while she got it on with other guys. And those Flintstone and Rubble families may have been a little more than just friendly neighbors, if you catch our drift. Discover these and more shocking truths about some of your other favorite cartoon characters, then go drown your sorrows in a bowl of Cap'n Crunch as you weep for the lost innocence of your childhood. We're sorry you had to find out this way, but it's really for the best.

· Art by Alex Hiro (alexhiro.com)

Previously: Disney Babe Porn, Final Fantasy Hentai, Porn Comic Books, Catt House Studios, Hardcore Superheros, More Hardcore 'Toons, Scooby's Snack

If you've ever wondered what Tera Patrick would look like if her boobs were even less realistic then they are in real life, you can now find out thanks to this trailer for what we believe to be a non-existent "Virtual Tera" video game. We say non-existent because it seems to be footage from a modified version of Virtual Hottie 2 with a soundtrack from a "Teradise Island" trailer slapped over it, neither of which should be confused with the popular "Virtual Sex" DVD series ... one of which also stars Tera Patrick. If any of that made sense to you, congratulations—you've earned this trip to the land of animated porn.

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· Virtual Tera Patrick Trailer (PornoTube)

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Previously: Virtual Hottie 2, Flesh Flicks Archives

· You know the War on Christmas has gotten out of hand when a man has to take down his 10-foot tall penis-shaped tree. Is nothing sacred? (mirror.co.uk)

· Not to be confused with the Top 10 sex scenes, The Alliance of Women Film Journalists have their own thoughts on the "best depiction of nudity or sexuality" in the movies this year. It's all so good, how can you choose? (chud.com)

· One movie that wasn't nominated was that Winona Ryder film you didn't see this summer. At least you can save $4 on a rental and still get screencaps of her animated boobies. (dontlinkthis.net)

· Australians fight over who can take what off on which beach. Some "explicit sexual acts and gay cruising" are a small price to pay for some nude sunbathing. (villagevoice.com.au)

· A reporter for NY1 news station is suing over sexual harassment from her coworkers, although she's got to be happy about winning the "who has bigger boobs?" contest. (pic of some pretty damning evidence @ gothamist.com)

· The lame-duck Congress tries to sneak in a law that would put warning labels on adult websites. We'd like to request a extra-X on our rating, if that's at all possible. (nj.com + techweb.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Lusting after the animated babes in Disney's feature films is one thing, but for some folks simply admiring their well-drawn lines in the theater isn't enough. For if the internet has taught us anything, it's that if someone creates a popular fantasy character, someone else is definitely going to incorporate him/her into some hardcore naked fan art. Who among us has not imagined what it would be like for Belle and the Beast to actually get it on? But we hadn't anticipated how a DP from a talking candle might go down. There's some serious imagineering going on out there.

· "Toons!!!" (xxxmofo.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Vagina-Free Edition, Disneyland Paris Orgy Video, Final Fantasy Hentai, Animated Hardcore Manga, Pinup Art by Dean Yeagle, X-Rated Disney on eBay

· These elaborate chocolate candies almost look good enough to eat. Our sweet tooth is totally throbbing right now. (weirdasianews.com)

· We were going to try buy a Playstation 3 on eBay this weekend, but for some reason we're having trouble picking one out. Anyone want to help? (fistofanangrygod.com)

· Could animated porn make actors—and those pesky 2257 laws—obsolete? What about the poor fluffers? (wired.com)

· A ex-CIA employee pleads guilty to stealing jewelry and other valuables from neighbors homes. Oh, and 1,074 pairs of women's panties. We guess that makes the crime sorta noteworthy. (washingtonpost.com)

· Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport will be the first in the national to test a new x-ray machine that will allow security screeners to see what you're packing under your clothes. Yet another reason to get in shape before your next vacation. (azcentral.com)

· Is your job sexy? Let's rephrase that ... does your job get you laid? If the answer to either of those questions is "yes," then you probably aren't a blogger. (edmontonsun.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Fans of both animation and dinosaur porn are in luck today, thanks to our latest video find. We're not sure if it technically counts as bestiality when than animal in question is both extinct and a cartoon (and also has a very humanlike penis), but we're always fascinated by the twisted minds of the CGI porn artistes who come up with this stuff. We also think the gargoyle-like monster offering encouragement from the background is a nice touch. Every gangbang video has to have the guy "holding his own," even if he's not actually a guy. Don't ask us to explain it; that's just way things are meant to be.

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· "Porno Babe fucked by monster" (PornoTube)

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Previously: Pterodactyls!, Flesh Flicks Archives

The retro production values might make "The Magic Garden" look like "Lord of the Rings" (even though we're digging that unicorn) and the crappy YouTube transfer means we can't make out parts of the lighting-quick rap in the verses, but we guarantee that after you watch comedienne and provocateause Jessica Delfino's paean to her pudenda you'll be singing "My pussy is magic!" to yourself for the rest of the day. Even if you don't have a pussy.

Put your hands on your screen and feel the power after the jump.

· "My Pussy Is Magic" (youtube.com)
· Jessy Delfino's Blog (jessydelfino.blogspot.com)

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Previously: Briana Banks vs. Her Vagina, Peaches: "Impeach My Bush", The Yoniverse, Super Vagina!, Vulva Projekt, Smell My Vulva, Vaginarts, Celebrating Yoni, Online Vulva Museum

While we're on the subject of vulva as art today (and why shouldn't we be?), may we direct your attention to this profusely illustrated and informative site which aims to "help women and men visualize and understand female reproductive and sexual anatomy" through a selection of animated three dimensional renderings you can rotate and play with to your heart's content? Enlightening as the animations are, we can't help but wish there were some enterprising artists out there who'd use these images as the basis for some nice blown-glass 3D sculptures we could proudly display on our desktop or mantlepiece for all our visitors to enjoy. Talk about a kickass paperweight.

· 3D Vulva (3dvulva.com, via sexe.fluctuat.net)

Previously: Videos by Vulvax, The Genital Arts, Digital Art by Jeff Scott, Super Vagina!, "My Online Friends", Pretty Creatures, Vaginoscopio, Imagens, Vulva Projekt, Smell My Vulva

As much as we love any kind of playful, colorful illustrations of playful, colorful girls here at Fleshbot, it's even better when they're animated; that way all the jiggly bits can be truly appreciated. Arthur de Pins's work reminds us a little of that of Fafi, another artist we featured here a while back, but instead of spray paint de Pins works with vector graphics, creating the same sort of playfully pneumatic women in various states of deshabille. Go straight to the "sexy" category in his online portfolio to check them out, and don't miss the examples on the animated section either—not that we don't enjoy all of his work, but we have our priorities.
- J. West

· Arthur de Pins Online (arthurdepins.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Dopingpong, Photos by Vlad Gansovsky, Oxana Baby, Oblaka, KatySexBlog, Galitsin News, Public House Gallery, CL Erotic

CGI smut is one of those things that either you like or you don't—or maybe we should be more specific where the Virtual Erotic Blog is concerned and say that either you're turned on by a hot computer generated blonde stripper-looking babe demonstrating her blowjob technique on a phantom penis or you wonder what the point is. Regardless of how you feel, you'll be able to add your feedback to the creations here and (possibly) have them incorporated into future iterations ... so if you want to see that virtual stripper babe wearing a fright wig, say, or maybe even demonstrating her technique on a real (which is to say CGI) penis, all you have to do is ask.

Virtual Erotica (virtualerotica.blogspot.com)

Previously: Adult Comix Blog, Second Life Escort Ratings, Digital Pinups by Gaspard Blate, Bel's House of Rendered Women, Beautiful CG Girls Competition