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"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut

People are always asking if we know where to find the world's first porn movie or the world's first nude model or the name of the caveman who invented jerking off. Obviously, we are much too young and spry to be able to recall such ancient history, but there are folks out there who know where to find such hidden gems. These intrepid internet explorers have tracked down what is believed to be the first pornographic cartoon, "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure." Made in the 1920s by (allegedly) the same animators who created family favorites for Max Fleischer and Walt Disney, it's the heartwarming tale of a man and his giant penis just looking for a little satisfaction in a harsh and cruel world. Who says cartoons are just childish fun?

ยท Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure, One of the First Pornographic Cartoons Ever Made (panopticist.com)

10:52 AM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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"The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck

As readers of this site know all too well, there have been many, many, many attempts to meld interactive video games with hardcore porn, and despite the occasional interesting result it's been pretty much a total failure. Why is this such an impossible task? (Besides a lack of money, creativity and raw computing power?) It has to do with a little rule of animation and robotics known as the "Uncanny Valley." What is that exactly? Well, last week's episode of "30 Rock" provided the clearest, most succinct explanation of the concept that we've heard yet—by breaking it down into a "Star Wars" metaphor, of course. See why your dream of fighting off an alien invasion while boning 3-D Hillary Scott clones is never meant to be.

· 30 Rock (full episode @ hulu.com)
· Uncanny Valley (Wikipedia)

11:15 AM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
15,262 views, 2 comments

Latest by eastx: Very clever. I wish his genius luck, hee hee. more »

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Her (Very) Sexy Art School Summer


Do you find yourself sitting around wondering, "Man, why won't somebody make a full-length cartoon that's all about a young woman making art, exploring her sexuality, and banging a bunch of dudes?" Well be happy that someone finally did: "My Art School Summer" tells the story of Carol Jones, a young woman who spends a summer at art school finding herself (and more than a few orgasms). The plot-to-sex ratio is a little too high for us to actually consider this a straight-up porn flick—but whatever you want to call it, it's still a cute, funny cartoon with a lot of explicit animated sex. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself.

· Libido Films - My Art School Summer (libidofilms.com)

10:40 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage

Bogota's own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a "South Park" episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he'd huffed cat urine. The episode, "Major Boobage," is a takeoff on 1981's animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic "Heavy Metal," As one character says in the episode, "You never really get to see her tits," but — like Tera Patrick in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", we have to be happy for the mainstream crossover. Clip after the jump. More »

11:07 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Gram Ponante
12,792 views, 3 comments

Latest by n/a: @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: How did a character having a hallucination ever become a trademark of some sort? How can that possibly be seen as copying Beavis and Butthead? If you saw the episode, the hallucination Kenny has more »

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Life In The Trenches: Brian Shackleford's "Porn Editor"

If you are looking for the elusive missing link between porn and mainstream entertainment, the editor is the closest you'll get. Whichever side of the Hollywood sign he's on, when he surfaces after cutting up your movie, he usually hates it, and you. Brian Shackleford's mostly-Flash animated "Porn Editor," airing weekly on HBO, deals bluntly with the sadness of large breast desensitization, celebrity porn slumming, and mismanaged Avid expectations. (Ed. note: We know the feeling.)
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8:52 PM on Tue Mar 4 2008
By Gram Ponante
5,739 views, 1 comment

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Robot Chicken's Most Perverted Moments



We porn bloggers are a very sophisticated bunch. We don't just look at porn and sex, we discuss it within the larger context of other societal, economic and historical phenomena to provide a mature, nuanced reading of the source material. Of course, sometimes we just like to laugh at dick jokes. That's why we so enjoy "Robot Chicken" on the Cartoon Network, because there's no sexual situation, erotic theme, or cultural taboo that can't be made funny with stop-motion animation and toy dolls. Check out this collection of best sexual moments from the show's archive and see what we mean.

· 10 Best Robot Chicken Sex Moments (adultswim.com)

12:45 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
1,202 views, 6 comments

Latest by n/a: For those stuck outside the US, like myself, I can recommend "hotspot shield" - creates a vpn through to a US based server (as long as you don't have a proxy set up in your browser). It might also work for more »

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Life Beyond Tentacles: Master Bloodfer's Hentai

Sure, it's always amusing to have a new source for Japanese tentacle sex hentai at your fingertips ... but it's even nicer when that selection is more about high quality erotic comics than just plain out-and-out freakiness, and nicest of all when said selection is free for the taking. We'll let the mysterious webmaster of this generous collection of scanned hardcore doujinshi introduce himself by way of letting you know what his mission is all about: "Hi, I'm Master Bloodfer, in the deep of the night I take collecting hentai since more than 8 years ago, which has gave me a great power of search and material ... I felt always weakness about search the best doujin. about them a little show selecting the best I want to share with all of you here. Hentai is not sex, is art." And those of us whose tastes run towards animated hypercurvy space babes and all their dirty adventures couldn't agree more. (Though upon further reflection, maybe it is sort of about the sex too.)

· Master Bloodfer's Hentai Page (masterbloodfer.org)

Previously: Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus, Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game

11:55 AM on Mon Jan 21 2008
By Fleshbot
10,240 views, Comment

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Photoplay: Surrender The "Pinks"

Those familiar with Atari's 1989 race simulation game "Hard Drivin'" will be happy to learn that it has undergone a pornic reimagining (at least as far as graphics go) in Adult Source Media's computer animated "Pinks", the first cartoon porn that has crossed the desk of Fleshbot West since last year's "The Princess Has Come of Age".

Thrill to interracial, female empowering, multiethnic digital trysts on the deserted streets of an urban Anytown, complete with CGI representations of ejaculation that resemble hoses shooting silk sheets. See more snaps after the gap.

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8:40 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Gram Ponante
18,768 views, 5 comments

As if on cue, Rio de Janeiro is hosting an erotic animation festival this week, featuring 50 films over three days. We'll have to check to see if "Minnie Mouse Does Dallas" is on the schedule. (afp.google.com)

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LA-based computer graphics company Priceless Films combines two of America's favorite pastimes—casino gambling and blowjobs—in their new "Casino Fellatio", billed as "he adult industry's first rotoscope animation feature". Finally—no more trying to jerk off to those sequences in "Sin CIty" to get your 2D smut fix! (AVN; no further info @ pricelessfilms.com)

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Love Death 2: Japanese Video Games Get Messy

Since video gamers never sleep (or hold down real jobs) our friends at Kotaku were still posting on Labor Day, while we, of course, were full of bourbon relaxing in the sun. So we nearly missed this once in a lifetime clip of erotic FPS—that's first-person, uh ... squirter—Love Death 2. The clip is helpfully translated by our Japanese correspondent, but it's actually quite clear what's going. Instead of mowing down zombies with a magnetic rail cannon, you shoot your always loaded love gun at an adorable anime character, until she gets frightened enough to run through a wall covered in sticky goo. Who knows how many points you get for that? But we assume this must be one of those choose your own adventure-style games where no matter what path you choose, you always come out a winner. More »

12:34 PM on Wed Sep 5 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
8,287 views, Comment

The new animated "Beowulf" movie uses state of the art motion capture technology to bring one of the great treasures of English literature to life on the silver screen. Oh, and Angelina Jolie's tits, too. Don't blink or you'll miss them. (trailer @ cinemablend.com)

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Animation by Mariola Brillowski: "House Of National Dog"

To add to the moral quandries we all have to face on a daily basis, we pose the question: is it still bestiality if the dog you're fucking is a cartoon? Ponder the implications with the kind assistance of artist and canine advocate Mariola Brillowski, who makes brightly colored animation depicting things you might not want to watch in real life, but which make awfully entertaining cartoons. Will it surprise you if we tell you she's German? Though her website shows some thumbnails from her productions, the really good stuff is on her DVDs, which we recently had the good fortune to acquire (jealous?). Incidentally, Brillowski's weird world of depraved circuses and happy titties tends to make a lot more sense when you're inebriated. We're just saying. More »

11:15 AM on Wed Apr 4 2007
By Fleshbot
1,681 views, Comment

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YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time

One of the things we expected to see when all those do-it-yourself YouTube script clones starting hitting the interweb a few months ago was the appearance of dozens of more tightly focused video sharing sites—ones that featured just blowjob clips, for example, or lesbian strapon porn or Bananarama videos. That still hasn't happened yet as far as we know (maybe we just haven't found them yet?), but the recently launched YouHentai is a step in that direction: while there's already dozens of hardcore animation clips on view, it promises to become your one-stop shop for all things Japanese, tentacle-filled, and utterly perverse. Unfortunately, it seems plagued at the moment by all the problems that make all the other porn video sharing sites out there so trying lately—namely slow and unreliable downloads—but hopefully they'll be worked out before too long. Now all we have to look forward to is the day when someone decides to use a prefix other than "You" to name one of these sites and everything will be perfect! (Well, that and for someone to come up with an all-Bananarama video sharing site too. We can dream, can't we?) More »

5:00 PM on Tue Mar 20 2007
By Fleshbot
14,801 views, Comment

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Top Ten Video Game Boobies

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough. More »

2:33 PM on Thu Mar 1 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
9,097 views, Comment

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Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro

We always knew there was something funny going on with The Jetsons, what with their whole "swinging '60s meets future sex" vibe and now we have the proof. These hardcore illustrations by artist Alex Hiro offer the definitive evidence that George enjoyed videotaping Judy while she got it on with other guys. And those Flintstone and Rubble families may have been a little more than just friendly neighbors, if you catch our drift. Discover these and more shocking truths about some of your other favorite cartoon characters, then go drown your sorrows in a bowl of Cap'n Crunch as you weep for the lost innocence of your childhood. We're sorry you had to find out this way, but it's really for the best. More »

12:52 PM on Tue Jan 9 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
31,732 views, Comment

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Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera

If you've ever wondered what Tera Patrick would look like if her boobs were even less realistic then they are in real life, you can now find out thanks to this trailer for what we believe to be a non-existent "Virtual Tera" video game. We say non-existent because it seems to be footage from a modified version of Virtual Hottie 2 with a soundtrack from a "Teradise Island" trailer slapped over it, neither of which should be confused with the popular "Virtual Sex" DVD series ... one of which also stars Tera Patrick. If any of that made sense to you, congratulations—you've earned this trip to the land of animated porn. More »

11:33 AM on Thu Dec 14 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
7,515 views, Comment

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Wet Spots: Boobs on Film

· You know the War on Christmas has gotten out of hand when a man has to take down his 10-foot tall penis-shaped tree. Is nothing sacred? (mirror.co.uk) More »

6:44 PM on Tue Dec 12 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
3,652 views, Comment

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