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Who Are The Must-See Girls Of 2010?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic's Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We're not sure...but his picks are pretty compelling.

Below, Dr. Jay's lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know which girls you'll be inducting into your hall of fame this year (we'll be telling you our picks later this month!).

· Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls (xcritic.com)

Alexis Texas

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Angelina Armani

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Angelina Valentine

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Ashlynn Brooke

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Bobbi Starr

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Jayden James

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Jenna Presley

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Julia Ann

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Kagney Linn Karter

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Katsuni

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Kayden Kross

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Kristina Rose

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London Keyes

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Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 8 - November 21

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

The Fleshbot Awards were so hyphy, it may have caused us to forget about this weekly feature. So, to make up for the loss, here's a Double Pornstar Birthday Roundup!

Birthday party via Teenage Group Sex

Queeny Love, November 8 (iafd.com)
QueenyLove.com (porneskimo.com)

Roxy DeVille, November 8 (iafd.com)
She's (apparently) retired, and we miss her terribly!
Penthouse (penthouse.com)

Madison Mason, November 14 (iafd.com)
Pure Sybian (puresybian.com)

Cali Lee, November 15 (iafd.com)
New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)

Carli Banks, November 16 (iafd.com)
Stunners (promo.stunners.com)

Shay Jordan, November 17 (iafd.com)
Digital Playground (digitalplaygroundpornstars.com)

Angelina Armani, November 18 (iafd.com)
Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

Aneta Keys, November 18 (iafd.com)
Glossy Angels (galleries.payserve.com)

Stacy Adams, November 19 (iafd.com)
Black Ice (blackicepass.com)

Where's Angelina Armani Now?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Every since Angelina and Digital Playground parted ways, we've waited with bated breath to see where she'd pop up next. We cheered her in "Not Monday Night Football XXX", and are thrilled to see she's one of Elegant Angel's "Starlets."

We can only hope that the future brings such goodies as "Angelina Armani is Slutwoman" or perhaps "Angelina Armani is Pretty Filthy." She is a future superstar, after all—and that's the treatment we like to see our superstars receive.

· Angelina Armani in "Starlets" (community.elegantangel.com)
· Angelina Armani (myspace.com)

"Angelina Armani Overcome" Is Good To The Last Drop

DCypher — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Calling the emotion that Angelina Armani provokes in us "love" is like calling oxycodone an "opioid analgesic medication." Sure, it may be technically true, but it doesn't really explain how strongly we feel about the issue.

Matter of fact, it's probably only "hillbilly heroin" that comes closest to describing what she makes us feel when she strips down and gets to work on an oversized cock or three, which also conveniently helps us to once again tie together two seemingly non sequitur elements in our daily update. Hooray!

That's why when we found out that Digital Playground was releasing a title featuring the former contract star having sex with three of the best male performers currently working in skin trade, our hearts did a tiny little dance of joy. There is nothing (and we do mean nothing) like watching our little bunny bounce up and down on a thick, rigid piece of fuck stick until hot goo shoots down the the insides of her pretty, trembling thighs to kick off the weekend!

Angelina looks positively giddy bouncing up and down on Mick Blue's meaty tool. Then she looks almost terrified while Scott Nails turns her out like street meat as she squeals in delight. Ultimately though it's her scene with Danny Mountain that stands out the most. That's because she honestly looks like she is in heaven the way she sucks his massive, rigid cunt stretcher, taking it deep into the back of her throat, while she tenderly cups his cum heavy balls. She sucks it so hard and long and lovingly the two look almost like a genuine couple in real love. Some things baby, you just can't fake, which works out pretty well for the rest of us, since watching them fuck is like watching angels copulate.

Add to that noteworthy scenes featuring Bridgette B taking another awesome, punishing fuck at the mercy of Scott Nails's prick, Carmel Moore getting her pink taco pummeled by award winning cocksman Evan Stone, and Heather Vahn taking on the incomparable Tommy Gunn, and you have another unforgettable release from one of the top studios in porn.

The only thing we can't understand about this Celeste release is the obscure title. What precisely Angelina is "overcoming" we will prolly never know. Sometimes you just have to live the questions, as Rainer Maria Rilke suggested, and hope that one day you will work your way into the answers.

"Angelina Armani Overcome" releases next week from the good people at Digital Playground but, if you promise to play nice and not break any copyright laws, you can check out a small sample of the goods exclusively here and now. Remember now, you promised.

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Angelina Armani and Danny Mountain
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Angelina Armani and Danny Mountain
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Heather Vahn
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Heather Vahn and Tommy Gunn
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Heather Vahn and Tommy Gunn
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Heather Vahn and Tommy Gunn
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Carmel Moore
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Carmel Moore and Evan Stone
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Carmel Moore and Evan Stone
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Carmel Moore and Evan Stone
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Bridgette B
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Bridgette B and Scott Nails
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Bridgette B and Scott Nails
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Bridgette B and Scott Nails
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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey.

Not Monday Night Football XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Lee Bang, Evan Stone, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater

It's one thing to parody a sitcom, but parodying an American institution like Monday Night Football requires both a solid sense of humor as well as serious focus on fucking. The challenge for XPlay is even greater with this parody because there are no protagonists to ground the plot, and no classic conflicts to spice up with sex. As a result, "Not Monday Night Football XXX" features an amalgamation of sportscasting legends doing what makes them memorable.

Rick Madrid plays the staccato-voiced Howard Cosell, who commands the preview show that the film is based around. He is joined by John Madden, played by Billy Goodrich, who spends time with fans, draws on the telestrator, and pimps tough-actin' Tinactin.

True to life, celebrities stop by to plug their latest projects/remind us of their scandals. OJ Simpson has his future read (keep in mind this is the 80s OJ), causing the fortune teller to flee the scene. Bill Cosby (manned by the same Thomas Ward who starred in "Not The Cosbys XXX") shows up as well, followed by a furious Laci Laine who demands Cosby leave his wife for her.

Although these allusions provide amusing intermissions from sex, they feel more like piecemeal potshots and less like parodies of the events they reference. Poking fun at the gimmicky, self-serving habits of a major network is clever, but without a strong, over-arching plot to center the jokes, the parody becomes a gimmick itself.

And like most parody porn, there's a clear distinction between the amusing and the arousing. There was one instance of Madden using the telestrator to discuss his favorite things about Angelina Armani (boobs, eyes, long, flowing hair), but it would've been doubly as funny to see him narrate an instant replay, telestrating the path of Eric John's cock as four cheerleaders tackle him in the locker room. Perhaps a "BAM!" or two would've been appropriate.

But there really isn't much to complain about. The simple fact that seventeen girls cram into five separate scenes is a daunting feat. With such an enormous cast, one might wonder how parody prince Will Ryder manages to coach this dreamteam to glory.

The answer? Teamwork: four gals for every gent, and no one hits the sidelines when the action is on. There's no showboating, no ball hogging, and the fans go wild for every play (seriously, there's non-stop cheering). Also, since every sex scene features a POV moment, viewers at home get to feel like they're part of the team! The sportsmanship is simply awe-inspiring.

Of course, there are a few star players. Evan Stone and Angelina Armani have the only one-on-one scene as the legendary quarterback Manhattan Joe and some floozy. He helps her get her foot in the door as a sideline reporter, so she helps him get his cock in her mouth.

"Well if I'm gonna taste your cock," she says, "I want you to taste my pussy." See? Teamwork.

Also exciting is the fact that Yurizan Beltran has her first non-solo scene. Yurizan, Lela Star, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece get bored watching the game at home, so they decide to ditch the remote and grab the vibrators. Even though it's her first time, Yurizan gives it 110% and really goes deep. I sincerely hope she continues this sociable trend.

The general mindset for parody pornographers seems to be "What if this show had hardcore sex in it?" Unfortunately, the finished product presents the question "What if this hardcore sex had jokes near it?" And while it's smart to unite the eternally homosocial institutions of pornography and sports, it's important to make sure they play together well. Perhaps "Not Monday Night Football XXX" could've used a couple more scrimmages before hitting the field.

And now I'm out of football puns.

DigitalPlayground.com: A Porn Site Worth Paying For

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

After months of effort, Digital Playground launches their new and improved membership website today. We got a sneak peek at what they have to offer—and are pleased to report that they've put together a pretty hot product.

Not that we're surprised: Digital Playground is known for its top notch, high quality content—and the website provides a whole lot of it. Stretching back almost a decade to "Rocki Roads' Wet Dreams," the site offers access to most of Digital Playground's very extensive library (with some notable exceptions: new releases are added at about a four month delay—"Stoya Heat" is the latest addition to the website—and high end features, like "Cheerleaders" and "Pirates," are missing from the database). But it's not just quantity that the site affords: the site's HD clips maintain DVD quality resolution even when at full screen (for those with slower internet connections, the enhanced version looks great when in the player; the lowest quality "standard" version is not great, but far better than what you'll see on most tube sites).

Digital Playground has also worked hard to make sure that site members are able to easily get access to exactly the porn they want. Looking for a specific girl? Surf over to her profile page, and get access to every full length movie, scene, and photo gallery she's appeared in. Want to watch a blowjob (or a cumshot, or ass to mouth, or...)? The niche clips section gives you access to just that section of a scene—with no need to fastforward through everything else. Stumble on something you particularly like? Mark it a favorite, and easily come back to it whenever you're in the mood.

In addition to the vast database of porn, DigitalPlayground.com also offers BTS clips, live chat (sometimes with Digital Playground girls, usually with amateur women), and something called VirtualSex360, which is supposed to offer an immersive, 360 degree view of people getting it on, but was a little too complicated for us to actually get into (we'll keep our porn videos 2-D, thanks!).

But the site is not without its kinks (the nonsexy kind). Categorizing a porno database this massive is no easy task, and there are a few areas where the strain shows. For example: while Stoya's niche clips offer you direct access to all her hottest moments, her list of niche clips only tells you the movie the clips come from—not what they actually are. And some girls' pages are a little wonky—Ava Rose shows up as having zero scenes, though if you pull up her movies, you'll be happy to see that you can, in fact, watch her getting nasty in "Jack's POV 4." But we feel confident that those issues will be resolved (and regardless, they're not annoying enough to distract from the pleasure of, ahem, watching Stoya give that blowjob or Ava in POV format).

Of course, as with all porn, your mileage will vary depending on what you're into. If you love the Digital Playground girls and Digital Playground product, this could easily be the only porn site you'll ever need. If, on the other hand, your heart belongs to Ava Devine...well, her one scene on the site may not be enough to tide you through those lonely nights. We, however, expect to spend many, many hours lustfully enjoying Digital Playground's delicious website—time very well spent, as far as we're concerned.

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Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Sneak Preview Of 'Teachers'

auryn — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

From the people who brought you 'Babysitters,' 'Cheerleaders,' and 'Nurses' comes 'TEACHERS,' an amazingly hot and hysterical new dvd. The cast contains all our favorite Digital Playground stars, so this one looks like it'll be awesome.

Remember the "slambooks" you kept in high school? The trailer for this film kinda reads like one, but with way more fucking. Really, nothing we say can do justice to how cool this release looks. You'll have to watch the trailer for yourself.

p.s. Is it just us, or does Evan Stone always look like he's about to start laughing when he's not pounding the bejeezus out of one of someone's holes? Aw, he's so cool.

p.p.s. Can we have this dvd, like, now?

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Angelina Armani Gets Personal With "You & Us"

DCypher — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We'd like to tell you that we fully understood the in depth plot of Celeste's newest Digital Playground release, "You&Us," but that would simply be a lie. The truth is that you had us at Angelina Armani.

Yes, once again Angelina Armani has utterly slain us with her devastating beauty and white hot scintillating scenes. The ultimate sultry blonde sex goddess with the smoldering stare has crawled up under our skin again and possessed us with her ravenous demon lust for which there is no known cure. The only thing left to ask is, how the hell does she always manage to do that? It's sad to see her leave Digital Playground, one of the few production companies out there who guarantee the kind of high quality we insist on for our Armani. We simply will not abide the sacrilege of her working with inferior talent in boring, poorly lit scenes! No siree!

Perhaps because the wound is not as fresh, we feel less shock seeing sexy little slut princess Katsuni once again reminding us why we love her so very, very much. Words fail us when this little spinner gets her motor fully revved up, while other body parts pick up the slack...if you catch our drift.

Joining the ghosts of Digital Playground past are ridiculously hot big tit queen Nikki Benz and breathtaking brunette Madison Ivy. Truth be told, Nikki Benz personifies the whole reason we watch porn in the first place—to see girls who look like her taking fat cocks and loving it.

Our (metaphorical) hats go off to Celeste for once again providing us with such amazing fare. The casting alone is enough to make this purchase pay for itself in spank hours.

"You & Us" releases next week from Digital Playground, who owns all the rights to these pictures we are about to share. Behave yourselves, okay? Thanks.

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