Fleshbot: angela ryan

Angela Ryan, We Adore You

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Angela Ryan is a stunning pinup/fetish model with milky white skin, a fantastic figure, and beautiful breasts—and, on top of all that, she's a redhead, which pretty much means we're head over heels in love.

Yuhmm has an interview with this gorgeous girl, which we definitely recommend reading... though if you find yourself too distracted by the images to actually read what Angela has to say, well, we can't say we blame you.

· Angela Ryan: Fiery and Delicious (yuhmm.com)

Fleshbot Fashion Police: Stocking Dos And Don'ts

Jonnobot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:30:11 EDT

There are entire volumes of smut dedicated to women in stockings, and some of them don't even show what most people would conider to be the naughty bits—just lots of long legs clad in various shiny materials. But stockings are one of the few fetish items with crossover appeal. After all, if you stick a woman in a clown suit in mainstream porn most viewers will probably be pissed off, confused, and limp-dicked. But put her in some thigh highs and no one's going to complain. The right stockings can add the perfect flourish to any porny outfit because they're an accessory that doesn't necessarily restrict access to the good stuff.

But not all stockings are created equal. Check out who's wearing what (and who shouldn't be) after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Sandee Westgate's Black and Teal Stockings
Oh Sandee, you are pretty like whoa and this is one seriously put together outfit. The colors are awesome and the black lace top on the teal stocking is amazing, but that is one ridiculous garter belt. Garter belts are supposed to accentuate the hips and hold up your thigh highs. That is not going to happen when the belt is a lowrider with flimsy straps. Sure, porn outfits aren't exactly meant to withstand a vigorous strut around town, but there is no way in hell that garter belt will hold anything up.

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Kinky Zee's Fishnet Body Stocking
Wearing a body stocking will not guarantee you sexiness. It will probably make you look stupid. Also, it's likely that things will get tangled and on top of not being all that sexy it will be embarassing. Kinky Zee, however, makes this thing look hot as all get out - maybe its the opera gloves. If you insist on a body stocking, fishnet is the most forgiving. Plus, it can tear really nicely.

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Lea Tyron's White Outfit
The fun of wearing stockings somehow always seems to loop back to this damn white outfit with the almost-opaque white thigh highs. What's with this? Is it a porn star rite of passage? Do you have to do a photo shoot in which you look like you might be a bride or some other innocent in order to be in the Fraternal Order of Porn Stars? Stop it, it's tacky and awful. And to add insult to injury, Lea's wearing open toed shoes. That's a very basic fashion no-no: stockings require closed toe shoes.

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Angela Ryan's Knee Highs
Free association time: knee high stockings? You thought about school girls, didn't you? Well, Angela Ryan will show you what's up. She's doing something a little different with the tried and true knee highs here. Knee highs and heels aren't exactly a classic look, but it sure is sexy and slightly different.

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Tanja Tiles Shows Us a Trick
Lots of ladies shy away from thigh highs because they squeeze any chub you might have on your legs into unsightly lumps of flesh. But Tanja Tiles knows what's up: thigh highs that are a size too big can be pulled up way further, and the overall look is smoother. Maybe porn is educational after all.

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

This Just In: Joanna Angel Is Still Getting Fucked In The Bathroom

Jonnobot — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:10:51 EDT

Despite our longstanding and well-regarded veneration of Joanna Angel around these parts, we have to admit that she's not always the easiest of Supreme Commandresses to pin down: why, just last week we needed to consult her on an important policy decision regarding our interns' demands for unlimited ass smoothies during their breaks, and she was nowhere to be found! Concerned for her safety, we immediately dispatched a reconnaisance team to determine her whereabouts ... and what do you know, folks, they found her fucking merrily away in the bathroom again. We're glad to know she's OK, though we wish she'd keep in better touch with us about these things—while bathrooms seem to be one of her favored locales for sexual congress, who knows where she might decide to get fucked next? It's a big world out there, you know.

Enjoy that virtual feeling of hard tile beneath your knees and the sweet smell of disinfectant in the air with photographic evidence from Joanna's latest Burning Angel opus "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux" after the jump.

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· "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux" (DVD info + trailer @ burningmerch.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)

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Previously: Fuck Kimberly Kane In The Bathroom ... Please!