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Eye-balling: "Splashes on Glasses 2"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could "The Golden Compass" do that? No.

We're all guardedly unapologetic about liking porn (for example, many of us hasten to say things like "except with animals" or "never on Sukkot" or "unless my ex-wife or ex-fiancee are in it") but a movie like this, which is just as good as any other five-scene Porn Valley gonzo but which has that little something extra, underscores the fact that the cornerstone of all porn, the visible cumshot, here marks both the model and something she owns.

It's like Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, except higher.

What is it about glasses? Why can't it be a hairband or some earrings? Why not pulling out of Andy San Dimas (not that I would) and dropping a load in her purse? Doubtless 2010 will see a flourishing of Pocketbook Porn.

In any case, director/performer Mick Blue should seek sponsorship from LensCrafters for the gratuitous shots of girls' fashion frames. London Keyes gets the fright wig treatment (in which a black-haired woman's hair is radially laced with sperm for a Bride of Frankenstein effect), Hillary Scott proves how much of a pro she is by keeping her eyes open during her post-DP unloading, and Monique Alexander does things she never got to do at Vivid (though she does steal Nina Hartley's look in this picture).

And I'd say more about Aletta Ocean, but my glasses were off by that point.

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Sneak Peek: A First Look At Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Of the 125 AVN Awards, there's not a single one for "Best Trailer"—but if there were, we feel sure that this preview for "Alice" would be a shoo in for the prize.

We already know that we want to see this movie, but if we didn't, this trailer would be enough to convince us...and then some. The lush cinematography, the excellent score, what appears to be an actual plot...and, of course, the fact that Evan Stone was clearly born to play the role of The Mad Hatter.

Oh, and there's also the matter of the stellar cast: Sunny Lane, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Andy San Dimas, Aiden Starr, Faye Reagan, Katie St. Ives...we could go on and on, but we're already drooling.

Our one disappointment? The movie won't be out until February. How will we survive that long?

(Those of you who are more patient than we are will be rewarded, though: check back later this week for a gallery of photos from the film.)

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Previously: Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister, Inside Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"

If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?)

WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Evan Stone, Ryan McLane, Holly Heart, Scott Lyons, Ralph Long, Tee Reel, Rod Fontana, Kagney Linn Karter, Andy San Dimas, Jackie Daniels, Faye Reagan

Review by: Gram Ponante

New Sensations' latest (as of 2 this afternoon, check back in 15 minutes) porn parody faithfully recreates and pornifies the beloved 80's show that made a bombshell out of Loni Anderson, a star out of Howard Hesseman, and a Trivial Pursuit question of Gary Sandy.

Supertramp is in town and WKRP finally has a chance to show a profit by running a contest for front row tickets. But the tickets get lost! In the meantime, dissolute DJ Dr. Johnny Fever (Evan Stone) must keep some enthusiastic 'tramp fans at bay (I call them 'tramp), while the two unlikeliest pairings of anyone in the cast (Ashlynn Brooke's Jennifer with Ralph Long's Herb/Holly Heart's Bailey with Scott Lyons' Les) make for a parody that fans of the original show will appreciate for its attention to detail while reconsidering the necessity of parodying the show in the first place.

All ends well as Jennifer calls up Supertramp's lead singer—a personal friend—to replace the tickets.

New Sensations scores by getting Rick Davies' name right as well as correctly spelling Cincinnati. Had the company not released gems like "The Sex Files," this might be all we could hope for from a porn world that thinks only dummies buy its movies. But in the end, a suspect laugh track and a cast that likely contained only two people (Rod Fontana as Mr. Carlson and Evan Stone) who remembered the original show, leave me feeling a little Les-Nessman-than enthusiastic about this parody. Supertramp and I are looking forward to "True Blood"y Well Right.

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Mike John Invites You To His Newest "Peep Show"

DCypher — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Mike John is one of our favorite pornographers of all time. He continues to put out amazing shit despite the industry meltdown—and his latest Jules Jordan release "Peep Show 4" reminds us just how much we love him.

Just like in previous volumes of the series, Mike takes his time and pays extra attention to the casting process, selecting the finest, freakiest girls the industry has to offer right now and then putting them through the paces. Volume four stars Kylee Reese, Carmen McCarthy, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Gracie Glam, and Roxy Reed.

Kylee Reese puts on a blindfold. Then Sean Michaels fucks the holy living hell out of her creamy white ass with his rigid tool. We are still haunted by how authentically ecstatic her deep moans sound when Sean gets his cock even half way up her quivering honey pot.

Vanessa Leon takes a rodeo fucking in her wet cooch while just trying to hold on for dear life. Gracie Glam takes on two guys at once, licking up some man ass while getting drilled behind like the dirty fucking slut she is. Roxy Reed takes a hot load of cum in her tiny asshole after being fucked in it by a monster rod.

At the end of the day, it's sultry punk rock sex goddess Andy San Dimas who wins us over. The amazing fucking she takes, then gives back, will forever be seared into our memories. Is this the face that launched a thousand loads? Yes. It truly is...and her tits and ass are pretty amazing too. Fuck us Andy looks amazing with a hard cock jammed up her tiny clam.

Don't just take our word for it though. Go ahead and paw through the sampler they sent over and see if we're lying. "Peep Show 4" drops this week from Mike John courtesy of Jules Jordan Video. You know what to do.

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The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices.

On the female side of things, the top five slots went to (in no particular order!): Joanna Angel, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and Andy San Dimas. The top five men? Marco Blaze, Barack Obama, James Deen, Evan Stone, and Reese Rideout.

Who among these worthy candidates will find themselves crowned victorious at next week's Fleshbot Awards? Only time will tell...

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Jack Takes You All The Way Inside With "POV 15"

DCypher — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Robby D knows all about making great porn. That's why when it comes to the saturated POV market he doesn't play around. "Jack's POV 15" stars Tori Black, Rio Valentine, Andy San Dimas, Faye Reagan, and Jayden Jaymes.

We bet that got your attention, because it certainly got ours. When we learned that we could step into Jack's skin and get a first hand look at what it is like to fuck this outstanding cast of mega ultra hotties, we just about juiced all over ourselves right then and there.

Each of these five outstanding women possess something so amazing, so extraordinary, that we couldn't choose which to try out first. We imagine that consumers will have similar trouble when faced with the same challenge. In the end, we let our redophilia get the better of us and fucked Faye Reagan, squeezing those luscious, puffy, marshmellow tits of hers with wild abandon while jamming her doggy style. Our maids at Fleshbot HQ were not happy about cleaning up the mess we left the next morning. We can promise you that, and tell you that it was well worth it.

"Jack's POV 15" comes out next week. Witness the amazing gallery the wonderful people at Digital Playground provided for us. Have a great weekend people. And to Robby, you had us at POV.

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Second Verse, Same As The First: "Art School Girls Are Easy"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What kind of person remakes a groundbreaking, influential porn film a mere five years after its release? The same person who first thought to set a porno at an art school populated by tattooed, pierced alt girls: Eon McKai.

Art School Girls are Easy

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Kasha Bella, Stevie Hart, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross

Yes, "Art School Girls are Easy" is a "remake" of the seminal pomo porn "Art School Sluts." Is it a brilliant twist on porn's relentless reinvention of the same topic? Is it a nostalgic cry for a simpler time? Is it a sign that Eon McKai is just completely out of ideas? We're still puzzling all that through—but we can say for certain that it's a pretty hot film.

Fans of the original will be familiar with the structure of this release: the opening car crash segues into a girl-girl scene with Kasha Bella and Pixie Pearl, a trip to art school results in Pixie and Daniel getting it on in front of the class (while Kasha takes photos, natch), Kasha and Stevie Hart seduce Vin Vericose into a threeway, Andy San Dimas and Daniel giggle their way through dialogue and get down to the fucking, and—last but not least—Kasha seduces Dane Cross, who's stopped going to art school in favor of doing drugs.

When "Art School Sluts" hit the scene, it was hailed as groundbreaking, revolutionary, and influential—and truly, a porn unlike any other that had come before. Five years later, "Art School Girls are Easy" doesn't have the same impact: quite literally, we have seen something like this before.

So if you strip away the novelty and the newness, what's left of the girls of "Art School"? Hot sex, for one: Pixie Pearl and Andy San Dimas give knockout performances, the now retired (and much missed!) Stevie Hart takes a walk on the B/G/G side, and newcomer Kasha Bella proves that she has what it takes to fill shoes of the original Mia, Keiko.

And at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

One often wonders what an artist would do, if they had the chance to do it all over again. Perhaps Eon McKai is giving us his answer: he would have used more Pixie Pearl.

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Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars?

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Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets.

At left is Krissy Lynn (as Little Red Riding Hood) next to Ron "Naked Emperor" Jeremy. We've yet to see any stills of Andy in action, but we did come across this very cute picture of her in her costume.

We're not even really sure what "Fairytale Fights" is, or what kind of game play it involves, but these photos have certainly got us intrigued. Marketing: it works!

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Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday.

Jenna Haze's new company, Jennaration X, releases their first interracial title next week, "Sexual Blacktivity," which means that the pint sized princess of porn is preparing to once again blow our minds (as well as other amazingly large objects).

Never one to preach what she can just as easily practice for your viewing pleasure; performer, director, and company owner Jenna Haze jumps right into the thick of the action—which in this case is considerable—demonstrating how she has managed to remain one of our favorite starlets over the years.

First, she takes a powerful fucking from Prince, hard and deep up in her tiny lubricious hole, all the while attempting to make him cum too fast with some of the filthiest trash talk you've ever heard. (We don't know how he made it through the scene as long as he did. We certainly didn't.) Next, she takes on two huge ebony flavored cocks at once, a first time for the award winning sex machine; and follows that up by dressing up as a "little white slut" and letting Rico plow her rubber cunt as hard and deep as he can. To finish it all off, she invites her girlfriend Andy San Dimas over, and hooks the girl up with Sean Michaels (after tasting his legendary tool for herself, of course).

And if that weren't enough, she throws in hot interracial sex scenes with her friends Gianna Michaels, Tori Black, and a reverse scene with sexy ass Misty Stone that had us drooling from start to finish.

"Sexual Blacktivity" comes out next week from Jenna Haze, Jennaration X Studios, and Jules Jordan Video. We were thinking that if you liked hot interracial sex scenes or seeing Jenna Haze get fucked hard by huge black dicks, you know, stuff like that, that you might want to check out the exclusive gallery we got a hold of below. Otherwise just skip it and go back to Better Homes & Gardens. We love you, Jenna!

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"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Goes Hardcore

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's been several years since Burning Angel put out a big feature—one with a real script and a plot and all that fun stuff—but from the looks of "LA Pink," the wait was well worth it.

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

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"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:35:34 EDT

Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.

So how do the porn radio stars take on their sitcom counterparts? We've arranged a comparison for you to study and see for yourself. (~~One note though: try as we might, we couldn't manage to find a picture of XXX Andy, Ryan McLane. Perhaps some things are better left a surprise.~~ Scratch that, the team at New Sensations remedied our little problem.)

Jennifer: Loni Anderson
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Carlson: Gordon Jump
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Andy: Gary Sandy
Andy XXX: Ryan McLane

Johnny: Howard Hesseman
Johnny XXX: Evan Stone

Venus: Tim Reid
Venus XXX: Tee Reel

Herb:Frank Bonner
Herb XXX: Ralph Long

Les: Richard Sanders
Les XXX: Scott Lyons

Bailey: Jan Smithers
Bailey XXX: Holly Heart

Carmen Carlson: Ally Ann McLerie
Carmen Carlson XXX: Janet Mason

And, of course, the girls for whom we found no actual counterparts:

Bianca: Faye Reagan

Simone: Jackie Daniels

Linda: Kagney Linn Karter

Nicole: Andy San Dimas

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Andy San Dimas, Spiegler Girl (And Consummate Hottie)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Andy San Dimas just became a Spiegler Girl—which we're pretty sure is a really cool thing. But what's even cooler is that she celebrated but posting this really hot pic to the internet. (xcritic.com)

Hottest Stars Of Altporn Converge For "LA Pink"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

What do you get when you throw together 20 enemas, 30 boxes of frozen pizza, 50 bottles of water, baby wipes, and some of the hottest Crush Objects alive? If you guessed "Burning Angel's latest feature film"—you win!

From what we've pieced together over Twitter, "LA Pink" (yes, a porno "LA Ink") stars Misti Dawn, Draven, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvet, and Joanna Angel, who gets DPed by James Deen and Sean Michaels.

Can you smell our excitement? It smells like tattoo ink and pussy (and also the slightest hint of chocolate, for some reason).

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· James Deen's Twitter (twitter.com)

Belladonna Throws The Best Parties

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Right now, the following women are in a room together: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Evie Delatosso, and Andy San Dimas.

What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

· Bobbi Starr's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Kimberly Kane's Twitter (twitter.com)

Andy San Dimas, Certified Star Fucker

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Well, we've finally figured out how we're going to seduce Andy San Dimas. And all it will take is just five easy steps! Observe our devious plan:

Step One: Become a famous musician.

Step Two: Make sure Andy San Dimas is a fan of our music.

Step Three: Lay a trap for Andy San Dimas, tempting her to steal our CDs from a bathroom.

Step Four: Confront Andy San Dimas in said bathroom.

Step Five: Let the sexing begin!

We swear, it's totally foolproof. Come on, it worked for Mick Blue!

· Buy "Fuck Me In The Bathroom #3" (gamelink.com)
· Fuck Me In The Bathroom (fuckmeinthebathroom.com)

Andy San Dimas Is On Her "Dirty Knees"... And We're Enjoying The View

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

You've seen the trailer and the behind the scenes photos—but if that wasn't enough to make you want "On My Dirty Knees," check out Violet Blue's review (and her hot photo gallery, too).

· review: Eon McKai's On My Dirty Knees (tinynibbles.com)

Joanna Angel Heads The Bathroom Fucking Revolution

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

In the future, when the bathroom, not the bedroom, is seen as the default sexin' space, Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel will be the one we have to thank.

For truly, abandoning the bed in favor of the bathroom stall is the only rational response to the sheer hotness that is Burning Angel's "Fuck Me In The Bathroom" series (now in its third installment). Seriously, just look at the trailer for "Fuck Me in the Bathroom Number Three," and then try to tell us you're not feeling the urge to go hump the one you love against some cold, hard tile. Just try. We bet you can't.

· "Fuck Me In The Bathroom Number Three" (burningangel.com)

And How Did You Spend Your New Year's?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year?

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home!

Andy San Dimas ate some toast.

Sinnamon Love turned 35.

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, while her Co-Commandress Joanna Angel hit up Don Hills with the Burning Angel crew.

jessica drake went partying in disco ball drag.

Jesse Jane played with fireworks.

Baby Sinead battled a zombie fish.

Dana Dearmond dreamed of Mickey Rourke.

So who had the best evening? And what, pray tell, did you (the people) do?

· Picture of way more exciting New Year's party from Dreamy Porn (dreamyporn.com via Ask Jolene)

Andy San Dimas Is Still On Her Knees

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST

We've heard a lot about upcoming Vivid Alt feature "On My Dirty Knees," but we're still not totally sure what, exactly, starlet Andy San Dimas is doing while she's on her knees.

Thankfully, we were able to track down this clip of Andy—on her knees!—that we think might offer some clues as to what kinds of hijinks Ms. San Dimas gets up to in the flick. If this clip is any indication, Andy will be sucking a lot of cock (which, come to think of it, is just about the only reason we can think of to be on your knees. Right?).

· Andy San Dimas (pornhub.com)