Yes, there are two Megan Joys out there—tres coincidence! Let this be a reminder to all wouldbe celebrities out there: always google your nom de fame first, and make sure it's not already in use. We can't imagine how mortifying it must be for Megan Joy, knowing that there's some boring reality star using the same name as her.

And, for good measure, here's a few galleries of (porn) Megan in action. Don't you wish she was the one on national TV?

· Megan Joy (americanidol.com)
· Megan Joy (kellyfind.com)
· American Idol's Megan Joy Has a Porn Counterpart (eonline.com)

The pleasantly blowsy Sierra benefits from a lack of clothes in the clips we've seen, and we're hoping that, though she is a minor celeb of the Kim Kardashian variety, that she will stand and deliver more like Amy Fisher.

· Jessica Sierra: Hardcore (jshardcore.com)
· Vivid Video (vivid.com)

OK, so we totally tried to downplay the significance of that Olivia Mojica sex tape when we heard about it this morning despite TMZ's "source" (read: Vivid shill) who told them that it was "the nastiest tape I've ever seen", mostly because (1) after that whole Antonella Barba business, our interest has waned when it comes to the sex lives of "Amercian Idol" contestants, especially ones who were kicked off the show two four years ago, and (2) after that whole Kim Kardashian business, our lingering disappointment has led us to declare a moratorium on talking about any sex tapes involving celebrities below, say, Britney Spears' or Linda Hunt's order of magnitude. Still, since a full-fledged promotional website hawking the tape's release mysteriously launched this morning less than a day after TMZ alerted everyone that it existed in the first place, we can't really compromise our status as a website of record if we didn't say something about it here. We promise that's all you'll be hearing from us about it from now on. (Unless, of course, it really does turn out to be really nasty when it's released on May 3, in which case we'll have no choice but to tell you all the juicy details. You know we can never keep things from you where hot porn is concerned.)

· Olivia Mojica Hardcore Idol (video preview and release info @ hardcoreidol.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)

Previously: DVD Review: Everything You Wanted To Know About "Kim Kardashian, Superstar" But Were Afraid To Watch, Update: American Idol Contestant Not As Slutty As Advertised

· Another sex tape from a minor celebrity you probably have no interest in seeing fuck? This "nastiest" one yet is allegedly from an American Idol finalist that everyone forgot about two years ago. Anyone out there who doesn't have a sex tape please raise your hand. (tmz.com)

· Actually, we wouldn't mind seeing one of the "Deal Or No Deal" models come out with a homemade porn video—but until that day arrives, we guess we'll just have to settle for them standing around looking sexy while holding their little briefcases. (entertainment.wikia.com - thanks Robert)

· We think it's appalling that so many kids are getting their sex education from magazines like FHM and Cosmo. They're supposed to be learning that stuff on teh internets like everyone else. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile in Korea, half of all teenagers have seen porn before. We guess that's considered home schooling. (hankooki.com)

· Think you've seen it all? How about a tug of war between two girls ... using their piercings? Their pubic mound piercings. Didn't see that one coming did you? (Warning: Not for the squeamish.) (modblog.bmezine.com)

· Don't worry ... pornography addiction is a treatable condition. Take two Flesh Flicks and call us in the morning. (ktre.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Watch out, y'all ... another "celebrity" sex tape is supposedly hitting the interweb any day now. You'll never care guess who it is! (OK, it's Lauren and Jason from MTV's "The Hills". Hey, there was a time when you didn't know who Kim Kardashian was either.) (entertainmentwise.com)

· Uma Thurman wears her new bikini ... sorta. The suit isn't really serving any purpose at this point. (egotastic.com + hollywoodtuna.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis has been ordered to get a little less wild ... in jail. Perhaps his fellow inmates will take off their jumpsuits for him. (sun-sentinel.com)

· So now a nude-but-not-really photo of the sister of an American Idol contestant that everyone hates anyway qualifies as a scandal? Doesn't anyone have drug-fueled hooker orgies anymore? (worldofwonder.net)

· The editor of Playboy Indonesia is suddenly no longer guilty of indecency. We guess they finally got around to reading the articles. (reuters.com)

· Strippers in Florida will now be allowed to get really nasty on stage. We might have to go and exercise some "artistic freedom" of our own. (orlandosentinel.com)

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· Make a donation to the great non-profit New Jersey radio station WFMU and you could become the proud owner of The Bucket of Smut! Because sometimes, a plain old pail of smut just isn't enough. (wfmu.org)

· Is your wife ashamed of her "feminine cleanliness"? Well, she should be! You traveled back in time to marry a 1950's housewife, the least she could do is take care of herself. (adrants.com)

· Antonella Barba was voted off of American Idol last night, so you can stop sending us all those pictures of her squeezing her own boobs. Don't worry, we're sure another reality show contestant will embarrass herself any day now. (hollywood.com)

· Adult video game developers face a lot of challenges—attracting women gamers, realistic action, better storylines—but none may be greater than the problem of "ass physics." Actually, that's a problem most video game players struggle with in real life. (news.com.com, via wired.com)

· You're telling us that a play titled, "Sex, a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs," is not an evening of sharp-witted, highbrow entertainment? Talk about false advertising! (themontclarion.org)

· Charles "Benny" Neal has the balls to run for office in Rockingham County, Virginia, and he can prove it with his nude Playgirl pictures from 1979. He's really hoping to win over those swing voters. (nbc4.com)

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You know that times are tough in the celebrity scandal biz when pictures of one of the stars of TV's most popular show (allegedly) giving a blowjob are met with a collective yawn by the most of the country. Of course, now that a few days have passed we realize that our cynicism was not unjustified since the illicit photos of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba that surfaced last week are—surprise!—not her. At least, that seems to be the verdict based on some rather elaborate photographic analysis techniques conducted by people who should really be working for the FBI. The toilet photos, the semi-topless beach pics, the wet t-shirt contest in the World War II Memorial fountains ... those are totally real, but the hardcore snaps are definitely not her. Probably. We mean, it's the internet so who can ever really be sure of anything these days, but we're mostly convinced this time and we're ready to move on. When those photos of Paula Abdul giving Ryan Seacrest a reach-around surface, give us a call.

· "Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures are 100 Percent Fake" (derekhail.com)
· "The Sexy Side of the WWII Memorial" (bigheaddc.com)

Previously: BREAKING: American Idol Contestant Gives Blowjobs! (Maybe)