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more about #amberlynn more comments → DCypher: I saw Porno Dan last night at the LATATA fund raiser in LA...wearing a smoking jacket...degenerate playboy indeed! #angelinavalentine more » bibble3000: let's say by some miracle i were to actually win this... how would i ever pick-a-chick? #angelinavalentine more » Beau Nerd: These pixxx should be a welcome boon to thumb enthusiasts, also. #angelinavalentine more » Princess Commands, Darling: Dang it, for a moment you had me conned into thinking Samantha Ryan was doing guys on camera again... more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: I had such a big hair fettsh because of her. more » Tricked: Ahhh... Amber Lynn pre-surgeries. Big blonde hair and hot sex on a platter. more » -
#hardcore
Immoral Productions Hits Stride In Second Volume Of "Blowjob Winner"
Hey, how's it going? Good. Yeah. So...how would you like to get a blowjob from a hot pornstar instead of just fantasizing about it while getting your fap on? No strings attached? That's what we thought. More » -
#hardcore
"Housewives" Need A Whole Lotta Love
Let's face it—it's boring as hell in suburbia. They don't have the excitement of gangsta rap to fall back on, which is why your average housewife needs to be pleasured forty times a day by random dudes. More » -
#classics
Amber Lynn, Circa '86
Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age? More » -
#pornofthemoment
Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More »


