Love Taps: Top Ten Boob Banging Videos

You know, we spend so much time writing about unusual and outrageous stuff around here that we sometimes lose sight of the simpler things in life—like getting you off. And when all is said and done, getting you off is what makes us happy! (Well, that and the new guy at the gelateria around the corner who always wears these short-cut t-shirts that ride up a couple of inches on his backside when he bends over to dig out our scoop of dulce de leche; those things make us happy too.) So in an effort to please ourselves and you, gentle reader, we present today's not-so-exhaustive roundup of pure down-and-dirty amateur hotness. No plushies, no clothespins, no bowling balls up the anus this time—just hot solo action. You can thank us later.

Has this ever happened to you? You're slung up on the interweb getting your jack on when you stumble across a nice hot vid of some other guy doing the same thing. Everything is hunky-dory, and since you've got a meeting in like ten minutes you've really gotta wrap it up, and you're almost there ... and then all of a sudden, the guy in the video pops a load on his cat or pulls a bottle of hairspray out of his ass, and you're all like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming," and the moment is pretty much gone? Well, that's exactly what happened to us with each of videos in today's roundup. (Not that it stopped us from, uh, continuing to pursue our goal—or missing the meeting, for that matter—but then we're trained professionals where these things are concerned.) See why amateur porn and surprises don't mix after the jump.

Porn is all about fantasy—and what hotter fantasy could there be than getting the chance to watch yourself getting it on with a willing partner (or two) who you've never met before, especially if they happen to be a hot pornstar or someone else's girlfriend? You can't ask for better than that! OK, so maybe sometimes you have to settle for having someone else's dick stand in for your own (which can be a real problem if you don't have a dick to begin with)—but hey, nothing's perfect. And we did mention it was all about fantasy, right?

Check out our roundup of some of our favorite POV porn videos after the jump ... and perhaps you too will learn what it feels like to fuck a mile in a porn star's shoes.

Here at Fleshbot, we understand that lust is a many-splendored thing. Some go for twinks, others like them chubby, and some—we're not naming names—dig inanimate objects like that hot new Braun coffeemaker in the break room. You know, the one with those sleek, sexy curves and that soft, perfectly rounded orifice from whence pours the hottest, richest coffee we've ever tasted ... But we digress.

Still, most of the gays we know would probably agree that watching straight boys in solo action is just plain hot. Whether it's the allure of forbidden fruit or that delectable frisson of watching them masturbate even though they thought putting "4 Da Ladiez ONLY!!!" in their video description meant that only ladiez would be watching them, straight guys offer something for everyone. (Unless, of course, you like to watch guys getting it on together—in which case, you might want to move on to another post.)

Even if she hadn't festooned her Flickr profile and photostream with all those HTML-generated hearts (see? we know how to ♥make them too♥!), we'd still have a lot of love for 21-year-old Buenos Aires-based model and photographer Claudette, who from the looks of things has as much talent at things like lighting and composition as she does managing to get just the right angle to show off her perfect bikini-, thong-, and baby oil-covered ass to best advantage. While she explains that they're not revealing or explicit enough to be considered porn, her photos are certainly hot enough for us to hope that book she's working on is going to be printed on drool-proof paper; we might have to order two copies when it comes out just to be safe. Really, what's not to ♥?

· ♥Claudette Psico♥'s Photoset @ Flickr (flickr.com - thanks Matthew)

So how was your weekend? Ours was downright nutty! First there was a call to go waterskiiing, then a call about some swanky restaurant opening, then a call about a surprise party for a friend. Sadly, by the time we finished answering all those damn calls, we were far too tired to do any of those interesting things, so we spent the weekend doing what we always do: surfing amateur porn sites on your behalf. (Truly, a nutty weekend. Ha!)

Flesh Flicks: Follow The Bouncing ... You Know

Tuesday's Gorgeous Mosaic of Porn

We here at Fleshbot are fully committed to a diverse workforce, especially in porn. Whether you're a fresh-faced Near Eastern newbie with a 'round-the-clock hardon or a mature muscle daddy who's been around the block a time or two or seven, you are entitled to your moment to (spit) shine. However, you might want to consider getting some financial compensation before putting your ass and other parts out there—believe us, they'll be out there for a long, long time. Of these two clips we found this week whilst trawling the video sharing sites, who do you think had the wisdom to get paid in advance?

· "Turkish Man [sic] of Istanbul" (YouPornGay.com)
• "Daddy Flies Solo 2" clip (PornoTube; more @ Pantheon Productions)

Old school Fleshbot readers and older school web porn fans may have fond memories of Danish Couple, a fun-loving bisexual duo who shared their hardcore adventures on the completely free website Bisexuel.dk. Of course, you might be forgiven for letting them slip your mind since they have essentially been on hiatus for over two years. Well, 2008 must be suiting them better as the couple is back with a new look, a new URL (biandbi.com) and new photos of the pair enjoying their naked bodies and those of their assorted guests. As before, the site is still free and the couple is still anonymous, but the promise of a fresh start (and more sexy photos on the way) is certainly invigorating.

· ::bisexuel.dk & biandbi.com (biandbi.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: Bisexuel.dk

Meet Minion1: Sexual Hero Or Crazy Person?

Over the weekend, the super-secret sex operative who goes by the handle Minion1 posted yet another thoroughly ballsy video of himself being very naughty in a bookstore on XTube. (We hear Arianna Huffington sometimes has that effect on people. Not us, you know, but "people". Maybe we should give Amazon a rest and go back to IRL shopping for a while?)

Take a look after the jump and let us know: is he kinda awesome or just plain nuts?

There's a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we've never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there's that whole honeymoon sex video thing: after all, a June bride never looks lovelier than she does when her dress is hiked up to her waist as she's getting pounded in a fancy hotel room somewhere. And what better way to break in that video camera your uncle gave you as a present?

Check out our selection of the top ten hottest honeymoon videos after the jump. A wistful tear may not be the only thing you'll find yourself wiping away.