Recent studies have shown that caffeine is good for semen! Allegedly, coffee improves overall male fertility by stimulating the spermatozoa, making them swim faster. We're not sure if putting the jizz directly in the coffee with sugar has the same effect. We'll find out, though. For science.

· Cafe con semen, coffee with Sperm (xtube.com)

· Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
· Photos by Planet 313 Photography

Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography
Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Photos by Planet 313 Photography

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Art School Girls are Easy

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Kasha Bella, Stevie Hart, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross

Yes, "Art School Girls are Easy" is a "remake" of the seminal pomo porn "Art School Sluts." Is it a brilliant twist on porn's relentless reinvention of the same topic? Is it a nostalgic cry for a simpler time? Is it a sign that Eon McKai is just completely out of ideas? We're still puzzling all that through—but we can say for certain that it's a pretty hot film.

Fans of the original will be familiar with the structure of this release: the opening car crash segues into a girl-girl scene with Kasha Bella and Pixie Pearl, a trip to art school results in Pixie and Daniel getting it on in front of the class (while Kasha takes photos, natch), Kasha and Stevie Hart seduce Vin Vericose into a threeway, Andy San Dimas and Daniel giggle their way through dialogue and get down to the fucking, and—last but not least—Kasha seduces Dane Cross, who's stopped going to art school in favor of doing drugs.

When "Art School Sluts" hit the scene, it was hailed as groundbreaking, revolutionary, and influential—and truly, a porn unlike any other that had come before. Five years later, "Art School Girls are Easy" doesn't have the same impact: quite literally, we have seen something like this before.

So if you strip away the novelty and the newness, what's left of the girls of "Art School"? Hot sex, for one: Pixie Pearl and Andy San Dimas give knockout performances, the now retired (and much missed!) Stevie Hart takes a walk on the B/G/G side, and newcomer Kasha Bella proves that she has what it takes to fill shoes of the original Mia, Keiko.

And at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

One often wonders what an artist would do, if they had the chance to do it all over again. Perhaps Eon McKai is giving us his answer: he would have used more Pixie Pearl.

· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)

Pixie Pearl and Kasha Bella
Pixie Pearl and Kasha Bella
Stevie Hart, Kasha Bella, and Vin Vericose
Stevie Hart, Kasha Bella, and Vin Vericose
Kasha Bella and Dane Cross
Kasha Bella and Dane Cross
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Kasha Bella
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Pixie Pearl
Pixie Pearl
Pixie Pearl
Andy San Dimas
Stevie Hart
Andy San Dimas
Stevie Hart
Stevie Hart
Pixie Pearl and Daniel

What's that? You say you're going to start featuring men on your pinup site? To make the ladies happy? Only they're not actually going to be naked—just in their underpants (or even fully clothed, if that's how they roll). Well, um...that's one strategy for success.

...maybe someone can give you another few million just because?

· Nominate a Zividude (zivity.com)

She even got to meet Paulie, one of the artists from "LA Ink," and give him her stamp of approval: "he also showed me some videos of himself getting a blowjob from someone on his phone. Anyone who does that within 2 minutes of meeting me is good in my book." If that's not a standard of friendship, then we simply do not have any friends.

Except this guy, he can be our friend. He knows what's up.

More photos of Supreme Commandress Joanna at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

The digital camera. Without that crucial invention, amateur pornography would never progressed to the levels it exists at today. In past times, a fear of improper behavior at the photo processing center might have kept a girl like Hannah-Jay from photoing herself naked (or at least have limited her to polaroids). But thanks to our friend the digital camera, she's able—and wiling!—to photograph her naked body with impunity, and send the results off to classy gents' mags like Front.

It truly is a wonderful world we live in.

· Alt Girl DIY: Hannah-Jay (frontarmy.co.uk)

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