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Mette Th13teen Goes Both Ways

We're not completely sure how we're supposed to pronounce her name (Ththirteenteen?), but that hasn't stopped us from falling for the beguiliging Mette Th13teen. A Danish model and photographer, she knows how to work it both in front of and behind the camera—and we all know just how hot a little versatility can be. Add in her hot tattoos, smarts, and the fact that she has a Hello Kitty guitar, and well — someone stop us before we forget how to pronounce our own name.

· Th13teen - alt. model & photographer (th13teen.net)
· AltPorn Feature: Mette Th13teen (altporn.net)


porn 2.0

Deep Inside Zivity: What Kind Of Porn Site Does $7 Million Buy?

We've been itching for a chance to peek inside the members' section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we've been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too ... but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy?

Well, eight months after it first started making headlines we finally managed to score an invite to the Zivity beta site, and now we can tell you: not very much.

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Burning Angel celebrated its sixth anniversary this weekend with a kickass party at NYC's Rififi that you didn't go to, which we would totally gloat about if it weren't for the fact that we weren't there either. So let's just all console ourselves by drooling over Igor's pictures from Friday night together, shall we? (gallery @ drivenbyboredom.com)

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It looks like Burning Angel has launched their site redesign and (surprise!) ... we like it! Though it does bear a slight resemblance to a certain litigation happy altporn megasite we know. Let's hope nobody gets sued. (burningangel.com)

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Kimberly Kane Komes Klean

Usually when we get our paws on a new porn DVD here at Fleshbot Central we don't do much by way of preparation when it comes time to review it aside from making sure the fast forward button is in working order on our remote and that we have a supply of Handi Wipes at the ready just in case we ... uh, spill our caipirinhas while we're watching it. But when the delightful Kimberly Kane sent us a copy of her new Vivid Alt joint "Morphine" this week, it arrived with a suggestion that we check out this video clip first to better understand her reasons for making it. And now that we've heard Kimberly tell us all about her days working in a strip mall strip club-cum-quickie bordello ... well, we're more intrigued about "Morphine" than ever. (We also can't wait to see more of her flashing her panties at us. Pour yourself a caipirinha and join us after the jump so we can watch that clip together, won't you?) More »

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Mandy Morbid Makes All Your Tentacle Sex Fantasies Come True

As even the most casual of porn and kink fans know, tentacle sex has a long and storied history; all too often for the more literal-minded among us, however, those tentacle sex fantasies are usually depicted via brightly colored cartoons or clumsily rendered CGI. (Unless you're talking about certain infamous Japanese videos, but we prefer not to talk about those until after lunch.) Leave it to punk porn princess Mandy Morbid to make a tentacle fuck video that's actually pretty hot even if you've never given much thought to what Cthulhu's sex life might be like. (And for those of you who point out that whatever it is she's fucking is nothing more than a plastic skull and a couple of lengths of plastic tubing ... well, we told you it was a fantasy, right?)

· Mandy Morbid Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster (free QuickTime video @ mandymorbid.com)


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Stoya: Back From The Future!

So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of an email message that had just arrived: "Dear Fleshbot," the email said. "Here at Lazerbunny we are broadcasting from the future, and we knew four years ago that you would fall in love with Stoya. So we did this super intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset to keep you kids occupied while you're waiting for her next movie to come out. Hope you like it! Love, Stoyabot 3000 v3.0"

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Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel informs us that BurningAngel.com is about to launch a site redesign. Let's hope they have more luck with it than Abby Winters did. (joannaangel.com)

Hey look—South American indie porn site Pink Angels has (finally) launched a beta site! Take a peek at their free tour and see how they do it south of the border. Hint: It's pretty similar to the way we do it here north of the border, but you know ... different. (lovepinkangels.com)

Our friend Igor at Driven By Boredom tells us that Burning Angel's JessieLee had a few of her scenes cut from an upcoming Playboy/Spice TV movie because (1) one of them didn't show her asking her partner to choke her during sex and (2) the other one did show Joanna Angel teaching her how to douche. We're all for fully consensual depictions of erotic strangulation, but shouldn't douching lessons be an acceptable thing to show in a porn flick if the director chooses to do so? These things are supposed to be educational, aren't they? (drivenbyboredom.com; more JessieLee @ burningangel.com)

That whole "Two Girls 1 Cup" thing was fun while it lasted, we guess, but we're glad to see our pals at Lazerbunny have gotten back to basics with the (relatively) more innocent delights of "Two Girls 1 Cock". We totally promise it won't make you gag. (preview @ lazerbunny.com)

Pink Angels: Viva Las Hot Girls With Tattoos! And while we're talking about the worldwide alt explosion today ... it looks like naked indie girls are taking over South America too! Or at least, the naked indie girls of South America have finally launched their own website, Pink Angels, with all the fancy trappings of a SuicideGirls clone. If you're tattooed and pierced—or at least kind of punk—and willing to get naked (and presumably Spanish-speaking), they want you to model for them. But don't expect any pesos just yet: limited though our Spanish may be, we speak enough to know that this site doesn't pay. (lovepinkangels.com; see also Pink Angels @ Myspace and Flickr)

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Kiss My Bliss: Australia Does Altporn

We may have been a little premature in our declaration of the death of online altporn: it seems that it hasn't died at all, it's simply up and moved to Australia. Case in point: Kiss My Bliss, a recently launched porn site that's arty, run by women, and looks like it wouldn't have been out of place in the heyday of sites like Fatal Beauty, No Faux, and all the rest. We got a chance to preview the member's only content; our thoughts (and a preview gallery!) after the jump.

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In a not-so-surprising move to anyone who's been following the situation, it looks like SuicideGirls have apparently decided to sue former model (and permanent Fleshbot crush object) Apnea as a "competitor" along with her husband and photographer Lithium Picnic, though nothing's been confirmed by the parties in question. We're told to expect "shirts, banners, rocks and slingshots" to help broadcast her plight soon, though we're hoping things don't come to the rocks and slingshots part; this whole business is messy enough already. (Still, we'd like a shirt for our collection, please.) (livejournal.com/lithium_picnic)

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Rise Up: Eon McKai's "The Doll Underground"

When we say that you might forget that you're watching a dirty movie during the first several minutes of Eon McKai's new hallucinatory agitporn masterpiece "The Doll Underground" — all recycled stock footage and fuzzy credits and screeching filmstrip soundtrack — that's meant as a compliment; McKai has never made porn movies that look like anyone else's, and while there's something to be said for the straight-up smut style of your typical gonzo production, that's probably not why you watch one of his films in the first place. So even if "The Doll Underground" isn't likely to win over any existing alt-haters to his camp, we think it's the best example yet of why McKai remains one of the most singular and distinctive artists working in the adult industry today. More »

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Baby Sinead, Future Superstar


If you haven't heard of Baby Sinead yet it's not for lack of trying on her part: in addition to the requisite MySpace and Xpeeps profiles, she also keeps a LiveJournal and a personal website-slash-blog and has several portfolios online to show off both her own photography and her modeling gigs for erotic auteurs like Nikola Tamindzic, the dearly departed Fatal Beauty, and Burning Angel. And her star is going to start burning even brighter pretty soon: she just told us that she's off to L.A. this week to shoot her first guy/girl porn scenes (including one with multiple partners, even). Aren't you glad you'll be able to say one day that you knew her before she got even more famous?

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