We're not completely sure how we're supposed to pronounce her name (Ththirteenteen?), but that hasn't stopped us from falling for the beguiliging Mette Th13teen. A Danish model and photographer, she knows how to work it both in front of and behind the camera—and we all know just how hot a little versatility can be. Add in her hot tattoos, smarts, and the fact that she has a Hello Kitty guitar, and well — someone stop us before we forget how to pronounce our own name.

· Th13teen - alt. model & photographer (th13teen.net)
· AltPorn Feature: Mette Th13teen (altporn.net)

As even the most casual of porn and kink fans know, tentacle sex has a long and storied history; all too often for the more literal-minded among us, however, those tentacle sex fantasies are usually depicted via brightly colored cartoons or clumsily rendered CGI. (Unless you're talking about certain infamous Japanese videos, but we prefer not to talk about those until after lunch.) Leave it to punk porn princess Mandy Morbid to make a tentacle fuck video that's actually pretty hot even if you've never given much thought to what Cthulhu's sex life might be like. (And for those of you who point out that whatever it is she's fucking is nothing more than a plastic skull and a couple of lengths of plastic tubing ... well, we told you it was a fantasy, right?)

· Mandy Morbid Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster (free QuickTime video @ mandymorbid.com)

Another week, another community photography site that allows models and photographers to share and display their work. With its focus on all things goth and fetishy, Dirty Angels might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it should automatically gain some new fans for openly advertising its nudie pix ... and for not making us log in to see the good stuff. Finally, a site that understands that pictures of hot, naked and latex-clad models yearn to be free and not pent up behind some filter or greyed out and screened away from the public! (But seriously, people, enough with the "angels" stuff already. Can't our skin site titles start getting a little more creative too?)

· Dirty Angels (dirtyangels.net, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Elanor Etoile @ dirtyangels.net

We may have been a little premature in our declaration of the death of online altporn: it seems that it hasn't died at all, it's simply up and moved to Australia. Case in point: Kiss My Bliss, a recently launched porn site that's arty, run by women, and looks like it wouldn't have been out of place in the heyday of sites like Fatal Beauty, No Faux, and all the rest. We got a chance to preview the member's only content; our thoughts (and a preview gallery!) after the jump.

The Porn Project: Getting Off Like It's 1992

We were under the impression that 'zines were a dead art form, like cave paintings. But then a copy of The Porn Project arrived on our doorstep ... and suddenly it was 1992 all over again! Photocopied and hand-assembled with love, The Porn Project is an honest-to-goodness "pornARTgraphy" 'zine from Austin, Texas that's chock full of dirty stories, sex toy reviews, and sexy pictures (or at least we think they're sexy: photocopying isn't always the kindest of ways to reproduce a photo). If staring at a computer screen all day is starting to make your eyes hurt, you might want to order yourself a copy and get your fap on like a real riot grrl. Those sure were the days, weren't they?

· The Porn Project (myspace.com)
· "The Porn Project Makes Calls for Submissions" (avn.com)

"When four aspiring starlets find themselves in the seedy underbelly of show business, their dreams of stardom turn into a living hell. Once deemed 'damaged goods', they end up fending for themselves on the margins of society!"

OK, so the box cover copy might make it sound like a film noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" by way of the Lifetime Network, but don't be fooled: "The Bad Luck Betties" is a sexy porn romp chock full of pinup photographer extraordinaire-turned-director Winkytiki's trademark wit and style ... not to mention welcome appearances by a bevy of Fleshbot crush objects including Mika Tan, Smoking Mary Jane, Marie Luv, and Pinky Lee. Come to think of it, a noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" might not be too much off the mark. But we doubt anything on Lifetime could get away with this much naked boobage.

Check out our exclusive "Bad Luck Betties" preview gallery after the jump.