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"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

DCypher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going.

Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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“I Love Young Girls 6”: Radically Self-Contained Legal Teen Sextravaganza

DCypher — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

With headlines like that, who needs intros? We're going to give you one anyway because, well, it's what we do. Close your eyes, count to ten, open them up, exhale, and click to the jump!

Welcome back!

That's better, isn't it? Now, imagine being swept away to a legal teen paradise full of lusciously ripe and juicy girls who've just hit their start date, and are all fresh little eager beavers ready to take huge helping of raging hard cock up their tiny blossoming pink flowers all day long.

It's no dream. We promise. In fact, we know these stunning teen fuck princesses.

Look, there's Alicia Alighatti and Ann Marie Michelle! Oh, and over there are Ashley Lace, Courtney Brooks, and tender young Latina cockthrob Alexis Love! Wow! And way over there by those palm trees gently swaying in the breeze are Audrey Hemmingway, Ellie Idol, Annette Allen, Allyssa Hall, Dani Jensen, Jackie Daniels, and long gone but never forgotten Ander Paige! Why, it's like "Lost" meets"Fantasy Island" meets "Pirates"! Yes, that's exactly what it's like!

We'd venture to say that volume six of this New Sensations teen sexstravaganza has just about everything a body could want or need—if you'll allow that none of us currently work for or have ever been employed by the FDA, that is.

"I Love Young Girls 6" comes out today, so go on and dig right in! It may be super sweet, but we promise it won't rot your teeth.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Porn Compilations Are Your Future

Gram Ponante — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.

New Sensations' "I Love 100th Edition," a 4-disc set containing 12 hours of scenes from Jenny Hendrix to Bree Olson to Shawna Lenee to Tia Tanaka to Ashlynn Brooke to Cassandra Calogera to Lorena Sanchez (and about 25 more names you'd recognize) underlines the opinion that, in the end, it is not stars but quantity of flesh that will help porn survive the economic downturn.

(Of course, the other opinion is that it is only the occasional emergence of someone with star quality that keeps porn afloat. It might be a little of both.)

In any case, this DVD set is a testament to the power of the quantity platform, and I have chosen to include pictures of weirdly-placed feet in addition to a large gallery. Enjoy!

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
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The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:30:10 EST

Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor?

Despite some casting changes (most notably, Teagan Presley replacing Hillary Scott as Marcia), "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" manages to hold on to much of what made the first "Not The Bradys" work so well: it is, quite literally, like watching an episode of "The Brady Bunch," only with a whole lot of sex. Campy humor and silly puns abound, the kids get into various scrapes, Marcia idolizes a rock star, and the whole family comes together to sing in a contest. Oh, and there are many, many sex scenes, almost all of which manage to be tied into the "plot," if somewhat tenuously.

Attentive Fleshbot readers may remember that, back in July, Teagan Presley retired from boy-girl hardcore scenes. "Not The Bradys XXX:" was shot mere months before that announcement, making it among Teagan's last boy-girl scenes. So there you have it: not only is this good porn, it's also a significant piece of pornorabilia. Like you need more reason to buy it?

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Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:45:09 EDT

There's so much we could say about these lovely Latinas — and none of it has anything to do with their being hot tamales from south of the border! (We would never be that cheap.) Some of it has to do with our love of dark hair and those fabled Latina asses ... and some of it is simply because Fleshbot reader Stewie Griffin requested today's roundup of luscious Latinas. After the jump, find out why everything's hotter down south.

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Katsuni Gets "Minx"ed

DCypher — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:05:36 EDT

We hear that reclusive and mysterious Digital Playground directrix Celeste is becoming more and more like the late Howard Hughes these days: apparently she is rarely seen in public anymore, and when she is it is only in a (stylish!) bathrobe with tissue box slippers, a protective face mask, and smoky, rose-colored eyeglasses. We chalked off her eccentricities years ago to the single-minded devotion with which she approaches her art—surely all those slow motion techniques and lovingly crafted panning techniques she's built her reputation on entitle her to auteur status. And if auteurs are anything, they're eccentric.

So what does all this have to do with her latest release (sorry, "cut") for Digital Playground, "Katsuni Minx"? Well, nothing really—but since we know you depend on us to tell you all about the secret lives of otherwise unheralded porn directors, we figured we'd share a something a little insidery with you by way of introduction. That said, we also know that when we receive a new release from the porn star-turned-director it will showcase not only a bunch of smoldering hot models but that it will be presented with an attention to detail that is another one of Celeste's trademarks. And "Katsuni Minx" certainly lives up to those expectations.

In addition to sex goddess Katsuni, "Katsuni Minx" also stars Maya Gates, Brandi Edwards, Paola Rey, Micah Moore, and pint-sized fan favorite Alexis Love. The sets are as lovely as the girls—not that you'll be likely to be paying much attention to the sets, but still—and the sex is every bit as hot as it looks in these preview shots the good folks at Digital Playground shared with us. Sometimes, it's good to have an auteur around the house. Even if they are wearing tissue boxes on their feet.

• "Katsuni Minx" (DVD info and trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
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"Give Me Pink 4" Gives You More Pink (What Else Did You Expect?)

DCypher — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:30:25 EDT

Some of you might think that hot hardcore porn is all about guy on girl or guy on girl on guy or girl on girl or some other combination of guys and girls, but always involving multiple partners. Not so! In fact, sometimes there's nothing hotter than what a girl can get up to all by herself, as evidenced by the latest installment of Cruel Media's "Give Me Pink" all-solo girl DVD series.

The content on the "Give Me Pink" DVDs is culled from the website of the same name, and we don't envy the good people at Cruel Media for what must have been a difficult task in assembling their newest compilation: it can't be easy sifting through all that foootage of insanely beautiful women squirting and fisting themselves to bring us the proverbial crème de la crème. The very prospect is enough to make even the strongest-willed of men weak in the knees.

Maybe that’s why they chose a woman to do it: Directrix Clara G serves up a hot dish of hot chicks working over their hot selves with hot pink jelly dildos. The release features 7 solo scenes running over 3 hours starring Tanya James (with whom we are smitten), Alexis Love, Angie Savage, Sonya, Peaches, Eve Angel, and Zuzana Z (no relation to Zorro). Each one starts out her scene with fingers and gradually moves on to several different types (and sizes) of toys, and the sheer variety of positions and insertions is enough to elevate the title considerably above and beyond its virtually nonexistent competition. (Oh, and did we mention we're smitten with Tanya James? Just checking.)

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Once More Unto The Crack, Dear Friends: John Leslie's "Crack Her Jack 9"

DCypher — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:10:47 EDT

For those of you graduating or celebrating Father's Day this weekend—and anyone else not in the know—we'd like to give you the gift of reintroducing you to renowned porn director John Leslie. We like to think of him as sort of the Roman Polanski of smut, minus the quaaludes, statutory rape charges, and exile to France: his oeuvre mainly consists of mordant, occasionally nihilistic psychological thrillers about lonely young women and their search for companionship. And ass fucking.

Leslie releases his anal spelunking movies through Evil Angel, and this week he adds another volume to his critically acclaimed "Crack Her Jack" series. Starring Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Love, Jandi Lin, Candice Nicole, Melanie Scott, and Adriana DeVille, "Crack Her Jack 9" eschews Leslie's usual exploration of anomie and his carefully constructed mise-en-scène and is instead a more freewheeling and obviously affectionate tribute to the caramel-coated popcorn confection the director no doubt enjoyed during the halcyon days of his youth. And ass fucking.

· "Crack Her Jack 9" (DVD info + trailer @ evilangel.com)

YouTube Gets Kicked In The Ass

Fleshbot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:43:12 EDT

It seems curious that a porn company known for its commitment to things like ten man cum slams and five guy cream pies would be turning to a squeaky-clean arena like YouTube to peddle its wares—but that's exactly what Kick Ass Pictures has done with the official launch of its PG-13 promo video channel. (Then again, they're not exactly strangers to this whole mainstream publicity thing; this is, after all, the same studio that made their former contract star Mary Carey a household name everywhere from Peoria to Petaluma with her gubernatorial bid a couple of years ago.) But is YouTube's community standards team ready to have hot porn babes like Sasha Grey, Alexis Love, and Paige Taylor share bandwith with all those political campaign clips and Beyoncé tributes while they're parading around in skimpy outfits and smoking weed on a porn set? We can't wait to tune in every week to find out.

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