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    FrancesTheMute: I guess it's just me, but I've never gotten what the appeal of watching chicks take a piss was. more »
    thePrototype: I was really surprised to see Janine Lindemulder did a solo golden shower scene, who knew it was getting so mainstream? more »
    FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Teagan looking beautiful as always. i always wondered why washed up actors never were in porn. not necessarily there to nail but cameo. Jason Alexan... more »
    frank.worth: oh i LOVE the laugh track! what a great touch... more »
    bdve: Hollywood AND pornywood are out of ideas? more »
    Gram Ponante: ...and yet I feel she is more qualified to be Vice President more »
    FinalFist: yea...yea :( more »
    Notta C'hance: Yeah they look... "Off" more »
    Ecks: What is wrong with Lisa Ann's breasts? Those make me sad. :( more »
    HyperSexualGirl: The guy in the picture has a seriously not-sexy ass. The love handles don't help, either. more »
  • #dvd

    "Tinkletime": Number One Makes Number Three

    Like Native Americans using every last bit of the buffalo, director Jim Powers doesn't let his charges leave until they've done everything they possibly could to satisfy a fetish customer including, if need be, peeing in the snow. More »
  • #dvd

    The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"


    Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor? More »
  • #popshots

    Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition

    Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.) More »
  • #todayinpoliticalpornspoofs

    Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

    Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss." More »
  • #howto

    How To (Yet Again) Break Into The Porn Industry

    Because we still tend to receive emails from horny guys asking us how to break into the porn business no matter how much we ignore them, from now on we're considering just directing them to this informative video from the team at BushLeagueTV instead (even if we're not entirely sold on the idea that a moustache is necessary for success—this ain't 1978 anymore, you know). Sure, following a few simple steps might not get you a starring role opposite the likes of Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, or Teagan right off the bat ... but everyone has to start somewhere, right?
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  • #pornmysteries

    Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 1)

    Hanging over the set of "Not the Bradys XXX 2" (yes, if there can be an "Agent Cody Banks 2," there can be a "Not the Bradys XXX 2") was the pregnant question "Where's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?" You see, back in Ought-7, Hillary Scott originated that role in the first "Not the Bradys XXX." But contractual obligations conspired to take Scott away from the series to replace her with former Digital Playground star Teagan Presley. What? You're saying this means nothing to you and that you're more concerned about who will replace John Travolta in the remake of "Dallas"? Well, Hillary's absence is big news here, anyway. Read more after the gap. More »
  • #video

    Flesh Flicks: Let's All Get Along

    Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which makes it very tempting to make a lot of "white chicks, black dicks" references ... but then we remembered that porn's idea of interracial harmony is probably not what Dr. King had in mind with that whole dream thing. (We also remembered that we are not 14 years old.) However, we did actually manage to find one video clip today that didn't even mention the race of the two performers involved in its description, nor did it feature any crude comments about the man's outsized member—even if it did mention Alana Evans by name, while completing ignoring her male co-star's identity. But hey, that's just like every other porn movie! Maybe we've made a lot more progress than we thought. More »
  • #avn2008

    2008 AVN Awards Red Carpet: And the Line Goes On Forever

    200 people (and one Lorax) walked the AVN Awards red carpet last Saturday night, and the line of porn stars and their co-walkers lengthened down the hallways of Mandalay Bay for more than three hours. Altogether it was an orderly group, and we can tell you from personal experience that it was the press photographers who were the least well-behaved. Here we see a load of starlets (that is their official collective term) getting ready for the carpet media gauntlet, which ran from Dave Navarro at one end to Robin Leach at the other, mercifully passing through Playboy interviewer Casey Parker in the middle. See more snaps after the gap. More »
  • #popshots

    The Other Side of the "Pussy Party"

    When one reads the words "Pussy Party", there is a one piece of anatomy that should engorge and glisten in the reader's recollection. Well, that concept was turned on its ass this week when Cousin Stevie et al devoted the latest installment of the years-old series to the butt. More »
  • #pornstars

    Nicki Hunter Returns!

    Last December, during a scene with Alana Evans, Nicki Hunter started experiencing back pain. ("It wasn't my fault," said Evans. ) After the scene wrapped Hunter went to her doctor and, a few days later, was diagnosed with leukemia. Months of chemotherapy followed and twice the five-year porn veteran and mother of two came close to death. Through it all she would appear at various porn events dressed in a series of splendid wigs. Today, in remission, Hunter returned to pornographic motion pictures in a "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party" scene with Alana Evans, short-haired and confident as she poured Korbel over Evans' ass. More »
  • #hype

    If recent instances of porn prerelease hysteria have left you feeling sick of certain titles before they even hit the shelves, you might want to ignore (if you can) any of the press onslaught you'll be facing about director Will Ryder's "Not The Bradys XXX" between now and its release in September. Then again, you ignore anything involving Fleshbot faves Hillary Scott, Aurora Snow, and Alana Evans at your own peril, so it's a tough call. (avn.com; more @ myspace.com/thebradysxxx)