Kim Kardashian Makes Eating Salad Sexy

Following in the footsteps of Paris HIlton and Audrina Partridge, Kim Kardashian has signed on as the latest Carl's Jr. spokesbabe. More »

Tres Jolie Uses A Hot Striptease To Exert Their Powers Of Persuasion

What with the language barrier and all, we're not really sure what this ad is supposed to be selling. But nevermind that silly detail: whatever it is, we are so buying it. (adsoftheworld.com)

Magielle Ad's Boobs Overpower Its Cleverness

The message of this ad seems to be that Magielle lingerie is so sexy that, in a contest between a naked woman and her Magielle panties, it's the panties that need mosaicing. More »

WWF Takes A Page Out Of PETA's Handbook

Because what's the best way to get people to care about endangered species? Naked people! We're not sure how this proves that "their extinction is ours as well," but, um...naked people! More »

Forget The Mona Lisa Smile, We Want The Mona Lisa Boobs

We may never know who Mona Lisa really was...but, thanks to the Praga billboard, we now know what she looked like naked. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Bouncing Boobs Sell Some Sort Of Product

Okay, okay...we know this is a commercial for something, but with all that boobtastic booblicious bouncing, we just can't quite figure out what, precisely, is being sold. Maybe if we stare harder at the boobs, we'll figure it out? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More »

Bundle Up For Winter, Somewhat

American Apparel has attire for every season, but you better believe that none of it covers up wintry-hard nipples. They've got their priorities straight. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Diesel Turns Up The Heat

American Apparel won last night's Sexiest Advertising Award—and it looks like Diesel's making a play to be considered for next year's. Well, Diesel, keep up the naughty photos, and you, too, may have your time in the sun. More »

Sweaty Calvin Klein Billboard Raises Eyebrows, Erections

Calvin Klein can't seem to catch a break. They already caught flak for this billboard in SoHo, and now people are upset over this new advertisement. What is wrong with New York these days? More »

Faye Reagan's Ass Gives A Boost To American Apparel's Stock

Well, apparently we aren't the only ones with a crush on Faye Reagan. The darling ginger girl's appeared in so many American Apparel ads, we're starting to think she has a stake in the company. More »

Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe

Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »

This Ad Really Speaks To Us

Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »

A Woman's Right To Sexy Lingerie

German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn't agree more. More »

The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild

Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »

Tekken Girls Have Bikinis, Will Fight On Command

There comes a time in our lives when we must ask ourselves what it is we're willing to fight for. The Tekken girls, it seems, will fight for shoes, crimping irons, and iPhones (while scantily clad, to boot). More »

Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More »

Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why

Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing. More »

Abbey Clancy Gets Out Her Cans For Cans (Of Pepsi)

WAG/model Abbey Clancy is putting her cans to good use (and one that's not just making us drool). She's gotten all dolled up an put the girls out there to shill for mansoda Pepsi Max. More »

American Apparel Models Have Nothing To Hide

And it's a good thing too, because when they're modeling seethrough lingerie like this, it's very, very hard to hide anything at all. If only all clothing companies operated with this kind of transparency. More »

Whatever Miranda Kerr Is Selling, We're Buying

Q: Why is Miranda Kerr lying here without any clothes on?

A: Because someone's paying her to promote their skin cream, duh. (egotastic.com)